Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, reinstall it.

 

I wish things worked.

[protocolk]

granted, no more invisible robots bug.

 

i wish I didnt have to reinstall the game and worse: all the mods.

[Laura]

Granted, get a mod manager. (or use a backup from before it all went to shit)

 

I wish people made backups of their game before modding it to hell.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, everyone has backups, but the backups propagate the errors

 

why do backups always take up so much space?

[Laura]

Denied, wrong thread.

 

I wish all these threads weren't so confusing.

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish for more tictacs

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they are obscure flavours

 

I wish I didn't have to work any more.

[Player4595]

granted but you do not get any money

 

I wish I would get his money.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but it's paid in my currency, which depending on your location sux for you.

 

I wish the South African Rand was stronger against the US Dollar

[Laura]

Granted, but everyone is corrupt now.

 

I wish people weren't scum.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied.

 

everyone was corrupt before, just look at the current news

I wish Civil Servants did their jobs properly instead of all this bribery and corruption

[Laura]

Denied, people are greedy.

 

I wish i wasn't hungry.

[Guest]

Granted go and eat something.

 

I wish i didnt have to go shopping.

[protocolk]

denied, youre gaged.

 

I wish I made more money with my job.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now make just enough more to move up one tax bracket, thereby paying more tax and getting less out after tax.

 

I wish you'd spelled gagged correctly

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it happened in an alternate reality where "gagged" is spelled "gaged", so it was wrong in both.

 

I wish I knew the secrets of the universe 

[Laura]

Granted, there is a special gag that will teach you the alphabet of creation.

 

I wish we could reach page 300.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it won't be as exciting as you hope.

 

I wish prizes were given to the first poster of a hundred page. (100, 200, 300...ect.)

[axarin]

Granted but the recipients of the prizes don't like them.

 

I wish life was fair.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, we now all look like Donald Trump.

 

I wish I didn't look like Donald Trump now

[Laura]

Granted, go to a plastic surgeon.

 

I wish people didn't spread hate.

[Guest]

Denied people are idiots.

 

I wish for a fairer world.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted we all just have to be nice to one another.

 

I  wish it where friday already.

 

[Laura]

Granted, you could sleep till friday.

 

I wish knew the alphabet of creation.

[Guest]

Granted but you must teach everyone else.

 

i wish Loko would hurry up with the lessons