Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but that would be silly.

 

I wish i had a box of chocolates.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they are all quince log's, or whatever your least favourite flavour is.

 

I wish I was better at multitasking

[Laura]

Granted, you can now walk and breathe at the same time.

 

I wish i could walk and breathe at the same time.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, we should start a club

 

I wish I could think of a better name than the walk breath club

[Laura]

Granted, you come up with the best name: The Normal People.

 

I wish modding wasn't so hard for beginners.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it never is

 

which is sad because

 

I also wish Modding was easy for beginners.

[Laura]

Denied, people have to work really hard for their kinky nirn.

 

I wish i could change physics.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

denied, once a pirate always a pirate

 

I wish I'd bought photoshop instead of lightroom.

Umm, excuse me? I use GIMP, but a free Photoshop license is a free Photoshop License

 

Denied, people have to work really hard for their kinky nirn.

 

I wish i could change physics.

Granted, just travel to an alternate dimension

 

I wish we could visit alternate dimensions 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted we do so every night when we sleep.

 

I wish I where already asleep.

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's were

 

I wish I didn't need to correct people

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, when it comes to me and where and were and we're I'm always screwing those up.

 

I wish I'd stop starting new games just to try out all of the simple slavery outcomes.

[Storms of Superior]

Denied. you are not so simply enslaved.

 

I wish my first script would work.

[Laura]

Granted, but not as intended.

 

I wish i could change the climate.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just install climates of tamriel.

 

I wish I didn't have a massive ant infestation, on the plus side when the world runs out of food I will still have an endless supply of protein.

[protocolk]

granted, call someone to kill them.

 

I wish was winter already here (at least summer is finnaly over, I hate heat)

[Storms of Superior]

Granted. Winter sucks anyway. Bring on the bikinis.

 

I wish I had you heat instead of freezing my as off all year.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, however you delicate skin, not used to the sunshine, quickly burns off

 

I wish tomorrow was another public holiday.

[protocolk]

granted tomorrow is the couple sex day and since you single itll suck for you.

 

I wish it wasnt so hot here on brazil (seriously, 40 degree celsius during fall is ridiculous)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but all the degrees that you lose will be added in the summer

 

I wish people would just boil eggs in pure sunlight 

[Laura]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish people would pay attention while cycling.

[Guest]

Granted but not to what they should be doing.

 

I wish we could change ourselves irl like you can on second life.

[Laura]

Denied, people would then all try to have the perfect looks, which would make the world even more superficial.

 

I wish people were happy with themselves.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, atrophy or some crap like that

 

I wish I hadn't eaten the last Cinnabon today

[TotalConversion]

Granted, robbers ate it while they were taking all your stuff.

 

I wish I wasn't procrastinating.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you have fallen asleep

 

I wish I'd seen deadpool at the cinema