Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now it hurts on a Dark Souls level

 

I wish the mexican economy wasn't so fucked 

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, lets not forget all the money you guys have to pay for that wall.

 

I wish I didn't have to explain to Previously disadvantaged young people why the 27th of April is so important in South Africa

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's Freedom Day! (also UnFreedom Day apparently) 

 

I wish people knew their national holidays (I also only remember a few mexican and american ones)

[Laura]

Denied, people are naive.

 

I wish i could levitate.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only while there's zero gravity

 

I wish I had pasta

[Laura]

Granted, but it is really bad pasta.

 

I wish i knew where i can get the best pasta.

[Storms of Superior]

Granted. Try Chicago. Don't get murdered.

 

I wish I was awesome.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

A wild modder appears!

 

Due to the above, you're already awesome, so Granted

 

I wish I could see an old friend more often

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, except now they lives with you

oh and thanks, I learned something new today

 

I wish I could learn something new every day

[Guest]

Granted but you might not want to learn somethings.

 

I wish i could unlearn or unsee somethings.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you don't get to choose and it happens randomly.

 

I wish I get to choose.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you get to choose all the time, but you need to use the arrow keys to scroll through the list.

 

I wish the search function worked

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just put in the time and dedication

 

I wish someone would go on a posting spree at a time I can join in

[Laura]

Denied, you live in an uncommon timezone.

 

I wish i could have a follower in real life.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, buy a pet

 

I wish Loko knew many people live in my timezone 

[Laura]

Granted, but not alot are on the BBOF.

 

I wish more people would join LoversLab.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're all filthy capitalists

 

I wish we got more party members 

[Laura]

Granted, we could recruit people.

 

I wish i knew how to spell recruit.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but only between 10 pm CST and 7:01 PM HADT

 

I wish I wouldn't do such things.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now you do [redacted]

 

I wish I could reveal the [redacted] information.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but the [---redacted---redacted---]alls.

 

I wish 32 bit games could be made to use 64 bit system resources.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just run it twice.

 

I wish I'd made plans for tomorrow

[Laura]

Granted, you can plan a time for when you are going to plan things.

 

I wish for something.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you get something from nothing.

 

I wish for stuff

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's gross.....and squishy......and slimey. eww

 

I wish I knew what it was.