Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it comes with a nice double-ninjaing

 

I wish for more victims

[Guest]

Granted you'll find plenty around here

 

I wish ninja's had to have a licence...

[protocolk]

granted, but aetir has one.

I wish I wasnt sick.

[DDvslns]

Granted but  your crippled

 

i wish i was tall (about 190cm)

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but only when your eyes are closed.

 

I wish I wasn't still at work

[Laura]

Granted, you are now closer to being done.

 

I wish i had a pet dragon.

[DDvslns]

Granted but it looks like this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7f/6b/4d/7f6b4dcd22684f9c29afc1270bdf5865.jpg

 

i wish i was filthy rich

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a massive mansion, surrounded by the Garbage dumps that made you all your money.

 

I wish it was me not Elon Musk who made all that money all those years ago, or even Mark Shuttleworth

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but then you never find LL

 

I wish we had another american here 

[Fienyx]

Granted, I'm here. But you won't like this next part

 

I wish I could go for a gryphon ride.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, use this lasso to capture him then jump on back and hold on tight.

 

I wish I could be there to watch

[Guest]

Granted the leobit is selling tickets.

 

I wish i could buy a ticket.

[Laura]

Granted, me too.

 

I wish that it could be live broadcasted.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted

 

I wish I knew why people wanted to see a live murder of a leobit

[Laura]

Granted, because we want to see a leobit tame a mighty gryphon.

 

I wish you would let him win.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

No. I cannot be defeated 

 

I wish people didn't want to fight the General.

[Laura]

Granted, everyone want to the one that takes down the gryphon.

 

I wish it was already saturday.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, you will sleep until Saturday morning.

 

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.

[Laura]

Denied, can't help you with that one.

I assume you're getting payed for it, so, yay.

 

I wish i could run faster.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just mind that the cheetah training regimen has a very low survival rating

 

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink and was usable (eliminating the obvious one there)

[Laura]

Granted, you recieve the special blessed pen, which can only write in latin.

 

I wish i could read minds.

[Guest]

Granted. You are reading my mind and be aware that I am sad because my family vacation just ended.

 

I wish I was not going to board to flight back to Boston.

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, can't help you with that one.

I assume you're getting payed for it, so, yay.

 

I wish i could run faster.

sadly not. My company does not pay overtime, they say my salary is high enough that it covers it. Having said that it is an extremely rare occasion that I work overtime plus I get to leave at 2pm on a Friday as opposed to 4:30pm so I shouldn't complain

 

Granted, just mind that the cheetah training regimen has a very low survival rating

 

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink and was usable (eliminating the obvious one there)

I have one of those, an Apple pen for my iPad pro, it's really cool.

 

Granted. You are reading my mind and be aware that I am sad because my family vacation just ended.

 

I wish I was not going to board to flight back to Boston.

denied, whatever waits for you in Boston is important.

 

I wish I hadn't slept 9 hours last night

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you slept 2

 

I wish I had slept two more hours last night

[LadyDemon]

Granted, but you slept the 2 more in the pool

 

I wish I had a chicken