Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, https://www.reddit.com/r/jokes/

Last time I was there I got cancer

 

Granted, we are all travelling to the future one second at a time.

 

I wish i could transform.

Granted, but only when fully bound

 

I wish I had the will to argue with bigots 

[Laura]

Denied, why would you want to argue with bigots?

 

I wish i knew why you wanted that.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Cause transphobes are asshats. And I despise ignorance

 

I wish I knew why I bother 

[Laura]

Granted, you hate seeing ignorant people and you feel that they need to be helped.

 

I wish i could sleep.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted. Step 1 turn off computer

 

I wish we could all find sleep easily 

[Laura]

Granted, a firm punch in the face can help.

 

I wish getting punched didn't hurt.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it hurts someone else

 

I wish we had cookies

[cvaly]

Granted, but they're moldy.

 

I wish I lived somewhere else.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, welcome to Hell, Norway

 

I wish Hell didn't freeze over so easily 

[Laura]

Granted, but hell is still unpleasant.

 

I wish i could see a dinosaur.

[protocolk]

granted, you see a dead one at the museum.

I wish Everything goes all right for what Im planning

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, you planned it so clearly it's doomed

 

I wish I'd not judged someone I don't know

[Laura]

Granted, you are now a judge.

 

I wish i had the patience to make a mod.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it still sucks

 

 

We love you

 

 

I wish I had something other than a mac

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a commodore 64 or

granted you now have a cardigan

 

I wish I'd woken up an hour ago so I could play some early morning Skyrim

[Laura]

Denied, but you can still play some not-so-early morning skyrim.

 

I wish i knew which mods Leeroy used.

I'm curious.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted - my current load order

 

 

loadorder.txt

 

 

 

I wish the damn Post office would stop going on strike, I want my Parcels dammit

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now the parcels go on strike

 

I wish I knew what the heck some of Leeroy's mods are

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, I initially followed "Anatriax's Guide to an Immersive Skyrim" which is gone now, I think it is being updated.

but then I added a bunch of stuff and removed one or two things

 

 

modlist.txt

 

 

 

I wish I didn't keep thinking of song lyrics whenever I need to make a wish.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I initially followed "Anatriax's Guide to an Immersive Skyrim" which is gone now, I think it is being updated.

but then I added a bunch of stuff and removed one or two things

 

 

modlist.txt

 

 

Interesting, I started modding it around early 2013, via Steam Workshop. Then moved to Nexus, then LL, now it's a random mess of the mods I like

 

I wish I didn't keep thinking of song lyrics whenever I need to make a wish.

Granted, but you still feel compelled to sing

 

I wish I could sing decently 

[Millicent Bystander]

 

 

 

Granted, I initially followed "Anatriax's Guide to an Immersive Skyrim" which is gone now, I think it is being updated.

but then I added a bunch of stuff and removed one or two things

 

 

modlist.txt

 

 

Interesting, I started modding it around early 2013, via Steam Workshop. Then moved to Nexus, then LL, now it's a random mess of the mods I like

 

I wish I didn't keep thinking of song lyrics whenever I need to make a wish.

Granted, but you still feel compelled to sing

 

I wish I could sing decently 

 

 

I also started around then somewhere, with a Pirated copy of Skyrim(I'd bought it for the PS3 on launch as well as all the Expansions only to be hit with the large save bug that makes it unplayable) and a torrented mod's collection, I didn't even find LL until the end of 2014.

Eventually I bought the game again, with all it's Expansions for PC.

 

 

Granted, you now sing in the exact voice of Justin Bieber(or if you actually like him insert name of hated singer here).

 

I wish I had a million bucks, Eland preferably, they are worth a lot.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but Eland suddenly devaluates so that your money becomes worthless

 

I wish I knew what Eland is

[Millicent Bystander]

granted,

 

I wish I had a self driving car

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it drives you over a canyon

 

I wish it was raining 

[protocolk]

granted, but someone hacks the AI.

I wish for dinner.