Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted

 

I wish people just called it english instead of british or american

 

that can be done, just get the two nations to agree on the spelling of words like colour and grey.

 

Denied.

 

I also wish the mystery comrade would tell us who he/she is...

 

denied.

 

You will never know, maybe he is a sleeper agent, kidnapped and brainwashed by those capitalist bastards, and then sent in undercover to sow descent among the communist masses

 

 

I wish it hadn't taken me so long to spell descent

 

edit: apparently there was a glitch, my post ended up repeating its self

[protocolk]

granted, you forgot how to write.

I wish i wasnt lazy to reveal myself

 

[Laura]

Granted, you did it.

 

I wish i had more time to play Skyrim.

[protocolk]

granted, youre unemployed now.

 

I wish people discovers soon how to open wormholes and  LL comunity c olonizes a planet.

[shirow]

granted however it was a secret plan to get rid of the LL community from earth.

 

i wish my "quiche" will taste good

 

 

 

[Laura]

Granted, that can't possibly go wrong.

 

I wish the CDS update was ready.

[Guest]

Granted but you cant have the update

 

I wish for a free game.

[Laura]

Granted, but it's a game you don't want. (there are actually some really good free-to-play games.)

 

I wish i could run at the speed for light.

[protocolk]

granted, but you become energy and die.

I wish for telepatic powers.

[Laura]

Granted, you can now move object with your hands.

 

I wish i could move the sun.

[Guest]

granted but it burns your hands when you do.

 

I wish loko had sun proof gloves.

[Laura]

Granted, my whole body incinerates, but not my hands.

 

I wish i had something funny to say.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, people laugh every time you open your mouth.

 

I wish I could convert my boss from Samsung to Apple

 

 

 

Granted but you cant have the update

 

I wish for a free game.

minesweeper is always free with windows

 

 

 

[Guest]

Denied he has more sense.

 

I wish apple allowed users to use memory cards in there products.

[Laura]

Denied, it's apple.

 

I wish blind fanboyism would stop.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, you shouldn't discriminate against blind people, they can be fanboys too.

 

I wish It where tomorrow already so I could see dead bodies.

[Laura]

Denied, what?

 

I wish that i knew if i wanted to know what happens tomorrow.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted http://bodyworldsvital.co.za/

 

I wish I'd seen this post last night

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you sleep less

 

I wish I had woken up later

[Laura]

Granted, you your head hurts now.

 

I wish i had more money.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have to share half with me

 

I wish I was cooking 

[Laura]

Granted, but you have you make capitalist food.

 

I wish i had more apples.

[Guest]

Granted have a bag of glorious red apples.

 

I wish all apples were red.

[Laura]

Granted, but would be too glorious for the world to handle and the world will end.

 

I wish the world could handle the gloriousness.

[protocolk]

granted, theyre red because theyre on fire.

I wish that my FO4 wasnt buged.