Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted but it can only go at 88mph

 

I wish for a Tesla car

[Laura]

Granted, but it runs on tears.

 

I wish i had a flying car.

[Guest]

Granted but harry potter and friends stole it.

 

I wish to know why they stole loko's car.

[Laura]

Granted, yer a wizard.

 

I wish i knew how to become a wizard.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you just need a hat with the word wizzard written on it.

 

I wish Terry Pratchett where still alive

[Laura]

Granted, but no-one knows.

 

I wish i liked Fallout 4 more.

I just couldn't get into it and went back to Skyrim.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just wait for the good mods

 

I wish I didn't have to deal with bullshit in Google spreadsheets

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, just don't use em...

 

I wish that Elina can gag Nazeem

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but killing him is more satisfactory 

 

I wish I had an apple

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's a juicy red one

 

I wish I was more motivated

[Guest ...failure]

Granted...

 

I wish for more votes for Elina

[Millicent Bystander]

granted.

 

I should really take some shots of Herenna, but she is a little shy

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have to share them

 

I wish people wished in the correct format

[Fienyx]

Granted, but all correct wishes have become dyslexic

 

I wi5h w1she5 wer3nt dy5l3x1c.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, wishes are now strictly in swahili

 

Mimi napenda alizungumza swahili

I wish I spoke Swahili

[Fienyx]

Granted, you speak only swahili, read only french, and only write russian.

 

I wish I had a helicopter

[Laura]

Granted, but you get a small roflcopter.

 

I wish i knew how to moonwalk.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you forget your spacesuit and have a really bad time.

 

I wish I had a spacesuit.

[shirow]

Granted however it is a ruined one, you shouldn't go in space with it.

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Laura]

Granted, close your eyes and wait.

 

I wish i was sleeping now.

[shirow]

Granted you are now waking up with the mark of the keyboard on your face for the whole day.

 

I wish I could cook something without being random in the recipe.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you follow the recipe precisely and it turns out awful.

 

I wish birds had to land to poop.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now they are viciously aggressive

 

I wish for a maple leaf

[Fienyx]

Granted, it's thrown by a canadian ninja, eh.

 

I wish green stuff tasted better.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just use salsa

 

I wish americans knew that their so-called tacos are so bad it's offensive