Fienyx Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, now all your attention is sharply focused.....on watching the grass grow. I wish alchemy in full metal alchemist style was real.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, hope you don't have a dog, or a sister, or a brother, or limbs you care about (Damn that was dark) I wish I didn't have to rely on medicine to avoid headaches
Guest ...failure Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, now you're immune to headaches, but good luck with all other medical diseases and conditions. I wish some one from LL visit my house
Guest Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 Granted we all visit at the same time. I wish I were on holiday
Fienyx Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, hope you don't have a dog, or a sister, or a brother, or limbs you care about (Damn that was dark)Lol, I have no plans of bringing anyone back from the dead. Granted, you are on permanent holiday, your money runs out and you have no idea what to do anymore. Perpetual boredom I wish politicians kept their promises.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, they keep their promises, but only make shitty promises (like the Republican Party but worse, if that's possible) I wish I had patience aplenty to finish my current writing project
Fienyx Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, now your writing is all that matters and you become a germiphobe recluse. I wish all the trash in the oceans was dropped on the white house.
QuiteTheTail Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but you are deemed responsible and forced to do the cleanup. Without assistance. I wish I could go back in time twenty years.
Fienyx Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but as an a side effect, you personally age 20 years. I wish I had telepathy.
Guest ...failure Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, now you can communicate with penguins I wish that I can shape-shift like her
Fienyx Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, now you can communicate with penguins I wish that I can shape-shift like her YAY!! Granted, but you can only shape shift into a penguin. I wish inappropriate thoughts were publicly acceptable.
jaberwocky Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 I wish inappropriate thoughts were publicly acceptable. Granted, and now a lot of "less adorable" people are telling you they like to take you from behind. I wish I could teleport.
QuiteTheTail Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but you cannot control exactly the times this occurs (it may be during... the act). I wish I had a lot of attention from women.
ZweiHeart Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but you should probably run if you wish to remain in once piece. I wish I had a something to eat, I'm starving...
Guest Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted I have made you a (laxative) chocolate spread sandwich. Enjoy I wish I hadn't tried one of the sandwiches
ThatSeasonsGal Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, you tried the habanero chili tacos, enjoy your insides being on fire I wish tuition wasn't so expensive
Fienyx Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but the teachers/professors are people they pulled off the street and have no idea what they're doing. I wish fish tanks never needed cleaning.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but the teachers/professors are people they pulled off the street and have no idea what they're doing. sadly, that's how it is in a lot of places. I wish fish tanks never needed cleaning. Granted, they never need cleaning, but the fish themselves get dirty and you must wash them I wish internet cookies were actual cookies
Fienyx Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but they are all oatmeal pistachio almond covered in melted carob and coconut shavings. I wish there wasn't always room for jello
ThatSeasonsGal Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but there's always room for roasted rabbit I wish I wasn't compulsively avoiding work
Fienyx Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, you now compulsively avoid anything computer related. I wish LLcould have a get together with all the regular posters.
ZweiHeart Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, but it's held in a country you've never heard of before and when you actually arrive there admission is around $800. I wish my butt still wasn't sore from that laxative chocolate sandwich I ate before...
Guest Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Granted but you may want to have a doctor check why your butt is now compeletly numb. I wish I could fly
Fienyx Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, but your ability cuts in and out randomly. Don't go too high! I wish snail slime cured all skin disorders
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