ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 20, 2015 Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, you have a beer, which is about as cold as the fiery pits of hell I wish I had mangoes
Fienyx Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, but they have been genetically altered to produce nitroglycerin, so the y explode when you bite them. I wish I could hang out with Johnny Depp
Guest Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted but Johnny Depp refuses to speak to you all day. I wish I were on holiday
Buddy Christ Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, welcome to a nice sunny spot in the exact middle of the Sahara all by yourself! I wish someone would cook for me.
Guest Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, I cooked you some delicious salmon & spinach lasagna. My secret ingredient for extra creaminess? Semen, ehe! I wish a wizard came from the moon.
Buddy Christ Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, he came right on your face I wish I wouldn't have to go outside to get a pack of smokes.
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, but now the smoke will be acidic and melt your lungs. I wish I could shoot laser from my dick (it would be funny, I could shout: Behold my penetrator cannon)
Guest Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, you can't control it though and keep singeing your legs. I wish children were stronger than adults.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, but they have been genetically altered to produce nitroglycerin, so the y explode when you bite them. I wish I could hang out with Johnny Depp Then I'll lick them Granted, you can't control it though and keep singeing your legs. I wish children were stronger than adults. Granted, now children rule the world, leading to an empire of idiocy I wish I was better at google's offline dinosaur game
Fienyx Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, everyone else who plays has suddenly gotten worse than you (you haven't actually gotten any better) making you the best. I wish coffee could cure cancer.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, it cures cancer, but gives AIDS I wish the weather was nicer
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 granted, will be nice for people that loves heat and the temperarure will rise 20 celsius I wish the bastard that mugged me and took my cellphone dies a horrible cruel and painfull death.
spoonsinger Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, they die at the hands of a more extreme mugging bastard who now has your cellphone, has friends who can crack it, (if necessary), and therefore knows where you live and knows that you have enough disposable income to afford a cellphone which is worth nicking. I wish that espguy gets their phone back.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, but it has no battery I wish muggings weren't so common
spoonsinger Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, muggers from now on will all wear top hats and tails. (Unless they are female, in which case they will wear slinky 1940's film noir type dresses). However they will all still be bastards. I wish this bottle of £4.29 bargain basement plonk was slightly less urgggggghhhhhhh!.
Buddy Christ Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, it tastes like the best wine (if "plonk" actually refers to wine) you have ever tasted, but gives you a 7-day-headsplitting hangover for each sip. I wish I knew the meaning of life.
spoonsinger Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, it's a cumulative quantum level effect from a random probability field. (enjoy it or not, depending on your disposition) I wish the previous respondants answer was right.
Fienyx Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, but along with the hangover, you also get expolsive diarrhea. I wish my phone would give me the desktop site when I request it.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, but it works even worse than you could have ever imagined I wish I was better at Metro 2033
Fienyx Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 Granted, you are the slightly better, but can't play anything else worth crap. I wish snozberries really did taste like snozberries.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 Granted, now everything tastes like snozberries I wish I knew what snozberries are
Fienyx Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 Granted, but now everytime you close your eyes, you naked oompa loompas. I wish I could release endorphines and dopamines at will.
durinvi Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, but now they are released out of your ears. I wish dogs could talk.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, enjoy the ceaseless jabbering I wish I didn't know what snozberries actually were
Buddy Christ Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, but sadly extracting that knowledge wipes everything else as well. Welcome to being a vegetable! I wish I was 25 again with the knowledge about all the mistakes I made since then and the ability to change or avoid them.
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