Jump to content

Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

Recommended Posts

Posted

Granted but it turns out its not that fast 

 

I wish I had power over time

Guest ...failure
Posted

Granted, you can turn off your clock any time you want...

 

I wish some stuff are not too pricey and too pricey at the same time :D

Posted

granted everything is now of medium value

 

I wish I could dance in the pale moonlight

Posted

Granted, you found out about it earlier but you got drunk instead of studying (bad Gryphon) and failed anyway. I got a 7.3/10, but I didn't know a couple of topics

 

I wish my boss wasn't a massive fuckwit.

 

 

granted everything is now of medium value

 

I wish I could dance in the pale moonlight

Granted, now you can dance in a pale person called moonlight.

 

I wish I didn't get into arguments so much

Guest ...failure
Posted

 I wanna eat pussy.

 

Here you go, just pick one, JUST ONE...

 

 

lady-couch.jpg

or

c30485bea0a4451e684110aacfab0e47.jpg or hbGp26F28p.jpg

 

 

 

Granted, but since you are what you eat, you're a chicken

 

I wish my grandma proofread what she posts on social media

 

Granted, now she will proofread everything, including her's and your posts here in LL too, happy explaining... :D

 

I wish I know Aethy's grandmother, I got some "stuff" that she must know... :P

 

Posted

Granted but she takes way too much of an interest in you and keeps plotting your marriage and future with AethyrMipe

 

I wish doughnuts could sing 

Posted

Granted but you get no positive repercussions out of it either 

 

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate so much  :angry:

Guest ...failure
Posted

Granted but she takes way too much of an interest in you and keeps plotting your marriage and future with AethyrMipe

 

Whaaaat, nooooww, that bird is a mess... :lol:

 

Granted, they sing so well you refuse to eat them.

 

I wish not sleeping had no negative repercussions.

 

 

Granted, not sleeping now got no negative repercussions, but next time you accidently sleep, YOU WILL DIE...

 

I wish Foulmouth will be very nice to me... ^_^

Guest ...failure
Posted

Granted, but you don't understand anything due to his accent

 

I wish I hadn't just been the butt of several jokes *cough* Jain and gut *cough*

 

Granted, now you're not the butt of several jokes (ow, poor you :()

but now you're the main target in every joke... :D

 

I wish I can really meet Aethy ^_^

and pluck his feathers... :lol:

Guest ...failure
Posted

Granted, you could get drunk right after you're dead :o

 

I wish you can adopt me, or... :D

Posted

Heres another really fun forum game that I remember seeing in other places:

 

The person above you makes a wish, the next poster grants that wish, but with a really sinister or unpleasant twist, like a genie.

 

For example:

 

Poster 1: "I wish I was warmer"

Poster 2: "Granted. You are now stuck inside a furnace. Enjoy burning to death"

 

or on a slightly less grotesque note:

 

Poster 1: "I wish I had a bigger bedroom"

Poster 2: "Granted. Youve been shrunk to the size of a mouse. Enjoy the extra space"

 

And once youve corrupted the wish of the person above, you make a wish for the person below you to corrupt, and so on.

 

ahem

 

I wish I was at Disneyland.

Guest ...failure
Posted

Granted, It w1LL r3turnnnn 2 n00rma1, you like it n0w,

also banned for wishing that this thread would return to normal, is not...

               :D

 

I wish I got your house aside mine... ^_^

Posted

Granted you just need to move.

 

I wish I were somewhere else

Guest ...failure
Posted

Granted, you are here...

 

090121-mexico-city-dump-hmed-2p.grid-6x2

 

I wish I can see your each and every tattoo ^_^

 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...