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Ashal

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Granted, but they are all rabid.

 

I wish every bar had karaoke

Granted, but this is the only song they allow.

 

 

 

I wish for more wishes 

Guest ...failure
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Granted, but soon as they get internet cookies, the hackers will begin their job

 

I wish AethyrMipe will never change the avatar (It's kinda cute tho :P)

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Granted, I will change my username and when I'm no longer AethyrMipe I'll change my avatar  :P.

Thanks! it took a while to find a decent Gryphon image, though I do have a pair I was considering as alternates:

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I wish that I didn't have to prepare a mock trial for thursday 

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Granted, (which charms are we talking about? I'll assume cursed loot) Now you find the only non-functional lucky charms.

 

I wish I was studying law so that I'd be able to win at the aforementioned trial 

Guest ...failure
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Granted, but you can only win one trial & it's for a single silver spoon

 

I wish that I know AethyrMipe's house, and I can go eat his food anytime I feel right  :D

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, but as soon you discovers he will move.

i wish I had a good job.

Guest ...failure
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Granted, now gut999 wants to be a creepy stalker and sniff your underwear.

I wish fish could sing.

 

Ow, poor me...

:(

 

 

Granted, fish can sing now, but they only sing sad songs !

 

I wish fienyx and I become good friends and we can go to AethyrMipe's house for dinner  :P

Guest ...failure
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Granted, I'll stop asking you to cook but when I order pizza it's on your wallet  :P

 

I wish people go nude permanently  :D

Guest ...failure
Posted

Granted, but Darth Vader becomes your father

 

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I wish for a big lump of money

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Granted, but it's parachuted from the sky, the parachute doesn't open and you get fatally (c'mon now...) seriously injured in the crash.

I wish my hair stopped growing so I won't have to shave or cut my hair anymore.

 

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
Posted

granted ita s sperm cake>

I wish i got a decent job.

Guest ...failure
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Granted, but the first phone call you receive is from gut999. He informs you that fienyx will be your guest for dinner. You cook.

 

I wish a had a sister.

Good one  :D

 

granted ita s sperm cake>

I wish i got a decent job.

Dude, eww...  :huh:

 

 

Granted, your job is very decent, but you have to travel 8 hours for it

I wish I can clone my-self

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but the first phone call you receive is from gut999. He informs you that fienyx will be your guest for dinner. You cook.

 

I wish a had a sister.

Good one  :D

 

granted ita s sperm cake>

I wish i got a decent job.

Dude, eww...  :huh:

 

 

Granted, your job is very decent, but you have to travel 8 hours for it

I wish I can clone my-self

 

I wonder why would you want clones of youirself unless they were gendernbend, but...

Granted, but theyre retarded.ç

I wish for a pancake storm

Guest ...failure
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Granted but pancakes are way too big and you won't live to taste one

 

cloudy_with_a_chance_of_meatballs_2009_6

 

I wish for a hot tub

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