Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but the money comes from prostutitions and you need to be fucked in the ass by people with at least 20 centimeters (7.9 inches)

I wish i lived on the world of porn.

[Foulmouth]

Granted but your job in porn world is being a fluffer.

 

I wish I could redo the last year and a half of my life.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

 

 

I wish the gryphon could remember to make a wish.

Dammit

 

 

I wish I could redo the last year and a half of my life.

Granted, you can now redo your entire life!

In service to lucifer   

 

 

I wish I could remember to make my wishes so that rabbits didn't have to remind me to do so

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you forget everything from a whole day for every wish you remember to make, starting with the previous day and going back until you have only your wishes.

 

I wish clouds tasted like cotton candy and cured all diseases.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted but now they make shitstorms.

i wish i knew wich recording program should I use for the adult lets play Ill do.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy [insert program name here] as it crashes constantly every time you attempt to record anything

 

I wish my "teammates" actually did stuff. Doing everything yourself sucks

[Fienyx]

Granted, your teammates are all having an orgy while you do all the work.

 

I wish nerf ammo wasn't so easily lost.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but now theyre less durable.

i wish for a world wide orgy except for people with std.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you accidentally get smothered buy the ass cheeks of a 500 lb woman.

 

I wish my eyes worked perfectly.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they work so perfectly, that they only see molecules

 

I wish glasses weren't so expensive. They're goddam cost-prohibitive 

[Fienyx]

Granted, they now cost only $20, but they break every m8nth and have no warranty. (damn, screwed myself on that one too)

 

I wish grass was purple.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted its purple and poisonous.

I wish that gamers and otakus from the world would unite aand create a empire.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's pure evil.

 

I wish everything governments keep secret was no longer secret.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your entire browser history has now been made available to everyone

 

I wish I hadn't taken a bet on google's offline game

[Fienyx]

Granted, but this new choice creates a tangent universe where the game turned out awesome and you wish you would have taken that bet, and me granting that wish, making the original universe, causing an infinite loop of tangent universes that ultimately implode on each other. You have just ended existence.

 

I wish gryphons didn't bring on the apocalypse.

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted. Get ready for "The Day After".

 

I wish I had the power of the Voice.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy Alduin killing you

 

I wish someone would fix the holes on the streets around my house 

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they over fill them to the point of there being large bumps where all the holes were.

 

I wish everything was more vibrant.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy Earth-shattering earthquakes

 

I wish the chinese weren't fucking up the world economy

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, In few years they will clear the economy very good, but they will take over your lands !

 

I wish two girls enjoy them-selves in front of me right now !

[Apnea]

Granted, In few years they will clear the economy very good, but they will take over your lands !

 

I wish two girls enjoy them-selves in front of me right now !

 

Granted, I hope you like Guro.

 

I wish Skyrim ran flawlessly regardless of what I mods I use.

[Guest ...failure]

 

 

 

Granted, In few years they will clear the economy very good, but they will take over your lands !

 

I wish two girls enjoy them-selves in front of me right now !

 

Granted, I hope you like Guro.

 

I wish Skyrim ran flawlessly regardless of what I mods I use.

 

 

Yikes    Never saw that coming

 

 

Granted, you can play skyrim flawlessly in this, but you can never buy it.

 

I wish I can eat a Neapolitan ice cream block right now, alone just for me tho...

 

[QuiteTheTail]

 

 

 

Granted, In few years they will clear the economy very good, but they will take over your lands !

 

I wish two girls enjoy them-selves in front of me right now !

 

Granted, I hope you like Guro.

 

I wish Skyrim ran flawlessly regardless of what I mods I use.

 

 

Yikes    Never saw that coming

 

 

 

Granted, you can play skyrim flawlessly in this, but you can never buy it.

 

I wish I can eat a Neapolitan ice cream block right now, alone just for me tho...

 

Granted, but you can only do it in Naples, and you get robbed blind as soon as you get on the streets.

 

(Sorry I had forgotten to add my wish. It's ok now)

I wish my farts were perfumed.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you must fart in others' faces for them to smell perfumed

 

I wish quokkas were more common

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they are all rabid.

 

I wish every bar had karaoke