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Ashal

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Guest ...failure
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Granted, weekends are longer now with added 10 h,

but week days got an extra day called "sun-mon-day" have fun working 6 days :P

 

I wish I had a identical opposite gender twin ^_^ <_<

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Granted your dog now enjoys spliffs

 

I wish I didnt have hiccups

 

 

Guest ...failure
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Granted, now they will not kill each other, but they tend to have sex with everyone they see,

enjoy your new "peaceful life" :D

 

I wish I can swap my gender anytime I feel like it ^_^

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Granted but you may only do so live on tv

 

I wish I had a scooby snack

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Granted, the reboots are much shittier and reconstruct the series cannon. so you mean like real life 

 

I wish ignorance and stupidity did not exist.

Granted, they don't exist, but neither do smart people: Everyone is average, there is no individuality

 

I wish people actually read books instead of letting their brains rot

Guest ...failure
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Granted but you may only do so live on tv

 

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Granted, now people will always read...

 

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I wish I know more about AethyrMipe

^_^

 

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Granted, but all other types of shit are exponentially increased on the internet and all search engines will serve that shit up first on request pages.

 

I wish I hadn't just had to look up what tumblr was.

Guest ...failure
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Granted, now it will run by this brilliant guy...


 


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I wish for a full-day that I can live-free without wearing clothes (I hate clothes :angry:)


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Granted. Which nudist camp are you moving to?

 

I wish council decorators were better

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Granted there is now more funds for space less funds for all other departments

 

I wish I were a female

Guest ...failure
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Granted, enjoy your new life as a female with this perk...


 


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I wish I can post always, without the need of others posts... ^_^


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Granted, you found out about it earlier but you got drunk instead of studying (bad Gryphon) and failed anyway.

 

I wish my boss wasn't a massive fuckwit.

Guest ...failure
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Granted, your new boss...


 


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I wish I didn't post that...


:(


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