Corrupt A Wish

[Fienyx]

Granted, but this time you pay for travel, first class.

 

I wish inappropriate thoughts showed in animated thought bubbles.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only yours 

 

I wish my drawing skills were better

[Guest]

Granted you can draw brilliantly, if in public and drawing the contents of adult mods found on LL.

 

I wish I could see the gryphon's new drawings

[Guest ...failure]

I wish I could have you guys over, cause I'm actually cooking today 

Aw, man, I'll miss this...

 

 

 

Granted, it's like this...

  (sorry, can't resist )

 

 

I wish people vote my every post, like +50

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted every person upvotes your post due to silliness

 

I wish my internet was better, 40+ crashes in the last 2 days

[Fienyx]

Granted, now it only crashed max of 20 times a day. No more 40+ in 2 days.

 

I wish everything was going to be fine.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, everything was going to be fine, but you're getting old, fast.

 

I wish that I can be nude all the time.

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted, but you become the favorite target for mosquitos, wasps, honeybees and bumblebees.

I wish I had incorruptible wishes. No, seriously...

 

I wish I was better organized.

 

[Fienyx]

Granted, you are the most organised person on earth and no longer have time for anything other than organizing your stuff.

 

I wish Klondike bars didn't melt.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, they are now completely frozen!

 

I wish the Niners win

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted, but you cannot follow the match because of a sudden black out, and your internet crashed (again).

 

I wish I was a photographer  (a bit of self-advertising here eheheh)

[Fienyx]

Granted, you job is photographing old people porn, wrinkly, sloppy old people porn.

 

I wish cats for everyone.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, now everyone got a cat, but their food bills are on you.

 

I wish that I can win a lottery !

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you cannot follow the match because of a sudden black out, and your internet crashed (again). I actually managed to watch the play-by-play. Won 20-3   

 

I wish I was a photographer  (a bit of self-advertising here eheheh) Those look pretty good, now you just need to do it with an irl camera

 

 

Granted, now everyone got a cat, but their food bills are on you.

 

I wish that I can win a lottery !

Granted, you and 10000 others win the lottery, enjoy your 5 bucks!

 

I wish I had decent drawing implements 

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, you now got every thing you ever gona need,

but you only got permissions to draw... ME

 

I wish someone post my stuff for me...

[Guest]

Granted I posted it to Antartica

 

I wish I worked for Bethesda Softworks

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, now you work for Bethesda Softworks and you will make this stuff

 

I wish Fallout 4 mods come very very soon...

[Foulmouth]

Granted , Some Fallout 4 mods are available now ! Unfortunately now you must wait for the game to come out.

 

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted , Some Fallout 4 mods are available now ! Unfortunately now you must wait for the game to come out.

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Granted, enjoy this...

...and you must drink this after you eat...

...ENJOY

 

 

I wish for a BIG cheese wheel

                        

[Fienyx]

Granted, a giant wheel of Camembert de Normandy falls from the sky, ssplattering all over you. (it's one of the smelliest cheeses in the world)

 

I wish things didn't break so easily.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you still break everything

 

I wish fienyx was more careful

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted but now youre a wandering disaster.

I wish for a really fun otaku girl to fall in love with me.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy being stuck in an anime forever!

 

I wish phones weren't so expensive

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted, you job is photographing old people porn, wrinkly, sloppy old people porn.

Uhmm... I could actually enjoy it!

 

I wish phones weren't so expensive

Have your low-cost phone, and after a while toss it the trash can, bored of the worthless object.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

 

Granted, you job is photographing old people porn, wrinkly, sloppy old people porn.

Uhmm... I could actually enjoy it!

 

I wish phones weren't so expensive

Have your low-cost phone, and after a while toss it the trash can, bored of the worthless object.

 

 

I wish that QuiteTheTail would remember to make wishes