Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they only produce it if they're sexually stimulated

 

I wish I had better hiding places

[Fienyx]

Granted, you can open pocket dimensions, but they all have horney goblins.

 

I wish I had a bass guitar

[Guest]

Granted but its been delivered to the wrong address.

 

I wish Skyrim was a real place and we all lived there.

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted... But it falls to you to deal with the bandits ("I'll rip you heart out!", "I'll paint the snow with you blood", and so on).

 

I wish I could heal the sick and those who suffer.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you take on the illness and suffering.

 

I wish houses were self cleaning.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted after they clean theyrselves internet fails for 24 hours.

I wish I knew what to do about something.

[QuiteTheTail]

Granted, but you are completely undecided about all the rest.

 

I wish I was more skilled at modding.

[OlBenny]

Granted, but your first mod is yet another follower mod. 

I wish I had a pet tiger. 

[Fienyx]

Granted, but only because the tiger wished for something to eat.

 

I wish metal didn't rust.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now humans rust

 

I wish I wasn't headache prone

[Fienyx]

Granted, instead of headaches, you get uncontrollable nose bleeds

 

I wish the moon was green

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but now the sky is pink.

I wish for a lemon pie

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, instead of headaches, you get uncontrollable nose bleeds

Sad thing is, I've got both of those

 

granted, but now the sky is pink.

I wish for a lemon pie

Granted, lemonparty pie coming right up!

 

I wish for a magical unseeing glass

[Fienyx]

Granted, once you put them on, they erase all mamories and make you blind.

 

I wish yoyo strings never broke.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now the strings are solid steel! 

 

I wish that morons were less common at institutions of higher learning 

[Fienyx]

Granted, they are half as common, but 3x more annoying.

 

I wish innertubes never went flat.

[Guest]

Granted innertubes now are flat proof but 1000 x more expensive.

 

I wish I were a vampire

[Fienyx]

Granted, but your first night out feeding you get caught by police, brought to jail, and end up exposed to sunlight.

 

I wish things ordered over the internet could just be teleported so there's no waiting.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but theres qa 50% chance that theyll be broken

I wish I wasnt single

[Guest]

granted but your new partner is a tulpa

 

I wish I lived in america

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you have arrived to America . . . in 1743!

 

I wish I didn't have to get complained at for being privileged by SJWs

[Fienyx]

Granted, now you get spit ball shot at you instead.

 

I wish peanut butter and jelly was the choice for Thanksgiving

[Guest]

Granted but its so popular there's a national shortage of peanutbutter and jelly.

 

I wish they sold peanutbutter and jelly near me

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's the super cheap, sandy feeling peanut butter and fish jelly.

[DorkDiva]

I wish for a wish of a wish that has multiple wishes about wishes with more wishes to be had with more wishes.