Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy the useless wishes!

 

I wish that fish was less pricy where I live

[Guest]

Granted fish is now really cheap leading to a global collapse in fish stocks.

 

I wish i could change my title? (line of text just above the avatar) from Member to Steampunk Vampire

[DorkDiva]

Granted, it goes horribly wrong and permanently says stinky butt cheeks as a title.

 

I wish I had telekinesis. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you can't control and it kicks in the most inopportune moments

 

I wish that I had the power to become invisible/visible at will

[OlBenny]

Granted, you become a gnat.

I wish snow tasted like vanilla ice cream. 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now Ice cream tastes like snow

 

I wish more people actually read a dictionary 

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, enjoy this...

 

 

I wish for a fruit salad containing 10 or more good & healthy and edible fruits.

(Beat that)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they are all infected with a new virus that transforms everyone into a furry.

 

I wish I had more pocket money

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

 

I wish that furry fruit virus was real.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it also makes people bronies

 

I wish Netflix didn't delete movies and series every so often

[Fienyx]

Granted, now they have soooo much that it's a major pain to find what you want.

 

I wish the fulldive was real.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's so good that everyone dies off due to lack of interest in real life

 

I wish I could afford VR stuff

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it has 8 bit graphics

 

I wish I had a fluffy hat.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it assumes control of your mind.

 

I wish I could sell fluffy hats

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you only sell them because they have taken over your mind, and it's a plot for world domination. (hehe, domination)

 

I wish yellow sounded like sandpaper.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, wait what?

 

I wish that AIDS medication goes back down to $13.5

[Fienyx]

Granted, wait what?

 

I wish that AIDS medication goes back down to $13.5

Yellow is a very quiet color, like sunrays. I want it to be a scratchy sound, kind of like brown, but not so muffled.

 

Granted, but the company goes out of business and it disapears.

 

I wish everyone could hear the colors and taste the sounds.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's called LSD

 

I wish my mate had 20 spare bucks

[Fienyx]

Granted, 20 extra male deer

 

I wish venison was sold at the stores.

[Guest]

Granted but you have to move countries.

 

I wish beer was free

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted, but now it tastes and smells like drunken piss.

I wish for a free copy of fallout 4

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but now it tastes and smells like drunken piss. American beer is like having having sex in a canoe, fucking close to water

I wish for a free copy of fallout 4

Granted, you get the pre-alpha of fallout 4 for free.

 

I wish that fallout 4 is released without too many bugs

[Guest]

Granted then you wake up

 

I wish I could drive

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, you can drive this...

 

I wish others don't mind that I'm being nude

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but your now a free use slut

 

 

i wish i was rich