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Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, but now games and content creation programs wil run normally on linux and everyone will consider other operational systems shit.

I wish there was aempire inhabited only by real gamers (not the I only play fps,minecraft or casual games crap), anime/manga fans, intelligent people and LL users.

 

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Granted, all the chocolate you could ever want, from around the corner where lemonade is made.

 

I wish I could go on a real adventure

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Granted you no longer have to work during summer but must work outside all winter.

 

I wish I could visit eath 2.0

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Granted, at Earth 2.0 you're completely out of date and people treat you like a caveman.

 

I wish I could buy human milk at the supermarket.

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Granted, but due to fda regulations, it is pasturized, homogenized, and has antibiotics and hormones added. Just like regular milk.

 

I wish I had wings.

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Granted, your eternally inspired to do nothing.

 

I wish I had more tattoos

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Granted, youe whole body is covered in characters from Fantasia, SpongeBob, Uncle Grandpa, and Whinnie the Pooh

 

I wish someone would stop all the wars.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but since you said aempire, it is an empire in my honour

 

I wish I had chocolate

LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!!!!

 

Granted, youe whole body is covered in characters from Fantasia, SpongeBob, Uncle Grandpa, and Whinnie the Pooh

 

I wish someone would stop all the wars.

granted, but now earth was enlaved by the sith empire.

 

I wish I was certain about a certain theory of mine.

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Granted, but your certainty make you seem so crazy that you get locked in an asylum and eventually lobotomized.

 

I wish the world would turn the opposite direction.

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Granted, you keep it in a mason jar in your closet (at least you see it in there) ;)

 

I wish I could find the perfect skipping stone.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted but itll break a ferrari window and youll be sued.

I wish I had the power to locate any porn instantly

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Granted, you've become the god of porn. You know all pornographic material there ever was and will be inside out. Boredom ensues.

 

I wish we could colonize the moon and make it habitable.

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you just saved me 30 bucks mate, if only this worked irl

 

Granted, enjoy your new life as a prisoner of the Sloth Demon!

Dragon Age Origins reference

 

 

I wish metro 2033 would behave and stop bugging out

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted but itll have impotence problems

I wish I wasnt bored

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Granted, ISIS, (all of them), turn up on your doorstep and ask if you want to come out and play.

 

I wish I didn't have to load a start save in Skyrim before loading the current save in order to get it to load - while maintaing my current load order.

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