Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but now games and content creation programs wil run normally on linux and everyone will consider other operational systems shit.

I wish there was aempire inhabited only by real gamers (not the I only play fps,minecraft or casual games crap), anime/manga fans, intelligent people and LL users.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but since you said aempire, it is an empire in my honour

 

I wish I had chocolate

[Fienyx]

Granted, all the chocolate you could ever want, from around the corner where lemonade is made.

 

I wish I could go on a real adventure

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy hunting Smaug

 

I wish I didn't have to do work during the summer

[Guest]

Granted you no longer have to work during summer but must work outside all winter.

 

I wish I could visit eath 2.0

[Guest]

Granted, at Earth 2.0 you're completely out of date and people treat you like a caveman.

 

I wish I could buy human milk at the supermarket.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but due to fda regulations, it is pasturized, homogenized, and has antibiotics and hormones added. Just like regular milk.

 

I wish I had wings.

[spoonsinger]

Granted, your winged tampons have been surgically installed.

 

I wish all ice cream was made out of sodium to make it extra fizzy to the tongue.

 

 

[Fienyx]

Granted, all ice cream is made from sodium floroacetate, which is a metabolic poison.

 

I wish nerf guns shot straight.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but the darts fall down faster

 

I wish I had inspiration

[Guest]

Granted, your eternally inspired to do nothing.

 

I wish I had more tattoos

[Fienyx]

Granted, youe whole body is covered in characters from Fantasia, SpongeBob, Uncle Grandpa, and Whinnie the Pooh

 

I wish someone would stop all the wars.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted, but since you said aempire, it is an empire in my honour

 

I wish I had chocolate

LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!!!!

 

Granted, youe whole body is covered in characters from Fantasia, SpongeBob, Uncle Grandpa, and Whinnie the Pooh

 

I wish someone would stop all the wars.

granted, but now earth was enlaved by the sith empire.

 

I wish I was certain about a certain theory of mine.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but your certainty make you seem so crazy that you get locked in an asylum and eventually lobotomized.

 

I wish the world would turn the opposite direction.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you keep it in a mason jar in your closet (at least you see it in there)

 

I wish I could find the perfect skipping stone.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted but itll break a ferrari window and youll be sued.

I wish I had the power to locate any porn instantly

[Guest]

Granted, you've become the god of porn. You know all pornographic material there ever was and will be inside out. Boredom ensues.

 

I wish we could colonize the moon and make it habitable.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy the slavery that ensues as the lunar citizens lose their rights

 

I wish I didn't have to spend over 100 bucks on a graphing calculator 

[Fienyx]

Granted, it only costs $99.99 after tax

 

I wish I could live in the worlds I see in my dreams

[ThatSeasonsGal]

you just saved me 30 bucks mate, if only this worked irl

 

Granted, enjoy your new life as a prisoner of the Sloth Demon!

Dragon Age Origins reference

 

 

I wish metro 2033 would behave and stop bugging out

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but all models are replaced with fluttershy

 

 

i wish for a real horse cock

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted but itll have impotence problems

I wish I wasnt bored

[spoonsinger]

Granted, ISIS, (all of them), turn up on your doorstep and ask if you want to come out and play.

 

I wish I didn't have to load a start save in Skyrim before loading the current save in order to get it to load - while maintaing my current load order.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy your new unknown CTD's! 

 

I wish my mac more storage space 

[Fienyx]

Granted, your mac now deletes anything not accessed after 72 hrs

 

I wish I had a beer