Rasta the Lion Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, for your safety they have to be tried by me first. All of them. Rasta wishes for a good dessert now.
Nightwish Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, a delicious cake that is obviously a lie. I wish for a cloudy night illuminated only by the moon.
Rasta the Lion Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, the moon light is so powerful that it blinds anyone looking at it. Rasta wishes for a bazooka to shoot up hyenas packs.
Nightwish Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, but you won't get missiles to use it as well. I wish for boredom killer.
Rasta the Lion Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Granted, here's a joint. It will kill boredom in no time. Rasta wishes for a moving fridge that answers to calling.
Nightwish Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Someone forgot to wish while dealing with a moving fridge. Granted nothing? I wish for a bloody marry.
AgendaDysphoria Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, whichever bloody mary you were referring to, you get the other one I wish to be less forgetful
nonusnomeni Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 granted and you new nickname is dementia i wish
Nightwish Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, but now you suffer from headaches with all the thinking. I wish for a slightly bigger bust. ~_~
Orote Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 You obtain a slightly bigger bust, but suffer slightly marginal back problems as a result. I wish I could sort out my problems in modding Oblivion.
Thulas Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, try the new BOPS: Better Oblivion Problem Sorter. Your problems will be sorted, but not be solved. I wish for a cuddly bunny.
Rasta the Lion Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, you will get his carcass. Rabbits are delicious! Rasta wishes for an extra rabbit.
Thulas Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, but the extra one will have rabbies. I wish to try ganja.
Rasta the Lion Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, bad ganja that gives you the worst feint possible. Rasta wishes for crackers.
Thulas Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, your nuts get cracked. I wish that the faint will be deadly.
Rasta the Lion Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, it also means you won't be able to post. Rasta wishes the next person to reply will be you.
Thulas Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Granted, but being alive doesn't mean that there is something in the empty hull. I wish a combination of various narcotics.
AgendaDysphoria Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, but there's not enough to even see it. I wish for a better computer!
nonusnomeni Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 granted but i don't want to borrow you i wish THE best computer x10
Thulas Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, but you have paws that are unable to push any buttons on it. I wish for a gun with 2 bullets.
AgendaDysphoria Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, the barrels face each other. I wish for a bullet and two guns
Thulas Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, but the bullet is in your head and the guns are in the trash. I wish for Coka Pepsi.
EllieSuraCremisi Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 granted, but it's 4 months past the expiration date i wish for a functioning camera
Thulas Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, you can fetch it in Nevada. I wish for Nuka Cola Cum.
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