Count to 1,000,000

[donttouchmethere]

3 minutes ago, Psalam said:

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Fortunately CPU has better things to do. 8281 is roughly 0.8% of one million. I think we still have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way to go! (Think Google will sue me for Trademark infringement for using "O" that many times in a single word?)

Yes they will!

Maybe they won't sue you, but they will block the best 8282 porn sites on your google searches.

(Yes, that includes lewd mods, they know you by now ?)

[worik]

9 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

(Yes, that includes lewd mods, they know you by now ?)

Thankfully, <not-g****-search-site>  shows me more than 8283 sites with naughty mods

[Guest]

I am not giving 8284 warning point to you, @Psalam. Why should I? Looks like you are a good guy.

[donttouchmethere]

7 hours ago, Psalam said:

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Fortunately CPU has better things to do. 8281 is roughly 0.8% of one million. I think we still have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way to go! (Think Google will sue me for Trademark infringement for using "O" that many times in a single word?)

Maybe I miss read something, but CPU said:

"Looks like you are a good guy. So why should I not give you 8285 warning points?"

 

(didn't even know that you can be rewarded with so many warning points, maybe you can exchange those for LL points to buy stuff from the LL fan shop)

[worik]

52 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

..maybe you can exchange those for LL points to buy stuff from the LL fan shop)

It has stores in all major cities in Tamriel and the buidings are shaped like penis or a vagina. Just to suit everyones current preferences.

However, in Skyrim the only known exchange office to trade warning points is located on a shady merchant ship near a foggy island  8286 units NNE of Solitude's lighthouse

[donttouchmethere]

11 minutes ago, worik said:

However, in Skyrim the only known exchange office to trade warning points is located on a shady merchant ship near a foggy island  8286 units NNE of Solitude's lighthouse 

Oh you mean this ship:

I give you that, it realy looks shady and that island is very foggy too.

I was wondering already what that might be, looks totaly out of place.

But if it's from LL than I guess it makes sense... in a way.

Or I just went 8287 units too far.

Anyways, I wonder what they have in store in exchange for a bunch of warning points?

 

[worik]

4 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

Anyways, I wonder what they have in store in exchange for a bunch of warning points?

Tomorrow: Friday special trade offer:

 

Trade "a bunch" of  warning points for the male role in this 3 minute scene, and get stabbed 8288 times ?

 

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?

[Psalam]

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3 hours ago, worik said:

Tomorrow: Friday special trade offer:

 

Trade "a bunch" of  warning points for the male role in this 3 minute scene, and get stabbed 8288 times ?

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XupTzVC3IW4

?

 

 

I don't know about all that. Lucan Valerius just offered me his sister if I could come up with 8289 MORE points. ?

[worik]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

I don't know about all that. Lucan Valerius just offered me his sister if I could come up with 8289 MORE points. ?

I think he meant skillpoints.

He read this book where it says that you could sell the most useless crap to any customer, if you have the "CrapClub" perk.

It is worthy of 8290 skillpoints. And he already has the first one

 

[donttouchmethere]

1 hour ago, worik said:

He read this book where it says that you could sell the most useless crap to any customer, if you have the "CrapClub" perk.

AH! The infamous book of crap, written by the Court mage Bristol. ?

Forbidden in all bigger citys of skyrim. ?

It's sends you on a quest to collect about 8291 kinds of brown... brownish... GEMS! ?

They are hidden all over Skyrim but you can cheat a bit with the Pee and Fart mod. ?

 

I only found 7 so far, so if Lucan has already the CrapClubPerk, he must have cheated! ?

(I can't tell you how happy I will be if I get that quest done and get all those gems out of my inventory ☣️)

 

[worik]

17 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

...

8292 blowflies sitting at the ceiling of an "odourous" room, thinking about the advantages of comitting suicide ?

[donttouchmethere]

32 minutes ago, worik said:

8292 blowflies sitting at the ceiling of an "odourous" room, thinking about the advantages of comitting suicide ?

after a short research about blowflies...?

 

I decided to not contine this odourous path and instead... ?

 

...count 8293 palm trees: ????????

 

thx magnum for that idea!

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[Psalam]

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2 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

after a short research about blowflies...?

 

I decided to not contine this odourous path and instead... ?

 

...count 8293 palm trees: ????????

 

 

Palm trees, eh? How about 8294 mosquitoes and related illnesses? Malaria, Yellow fever, etc.

[worik]

6 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Palm trees, eh? How about 8294 mosquitoes and related illnesses? Malaria, Yellow fever, etc.

... see page 8295 of the "Tropical epidemics almanac"

[Psalam]

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1 minute ago, worik said:

... see page 8295 of the "Tropical epidemics almanac"

 

 

Damn! Now I need the new edition! My old one only has a couple hundred pages (and is thirty years old). I understand the new ones have over 8296 pages (of sheer torturous boredom unimproved upon by the Thalmor).

[donttouchmethere]

uh,

that explains why they have that promotion for GLORIA next to the palm trees...

 

 

just got a glimpse on page 8297 of the " Tropical epidemics almanac "

Chapter "parasites" ?

 

I counter with:

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why don't I feel better now ?

[worik]

19 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Damn! Now I need the new edition!

But you need the offical and authorized edition. Not some shady black market print.

 

For us in Skyrim, you would need to send your request to the next office

Imperial Institute of Writings

Alley of the Yawns

Postbox 8298

Bruma

 

[Psalam]

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18 minutes ago, worik said:

But you need the offical and authorized edition. Not some shady black market print.

 

For us in Skyrim, you would need to send your request to the next office

Imperial Institute of Writings

Alley of the Yawns

Postbox 8298

Bruma

 

 

 

And here I was under the impression that Bruma was "Beyond Skyrim." Of course, it can't be any worse information than "The Thalmor Inquisitor's Guide to Safe and Unobtrusive Information Gathering" with its glorious 8299 pages.

[worik]

6 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And here I was under the impression that Bruma was "Beyond Skyrim."

And you are quite right. Bruma is in Cyrodiil beyond the border.

They have had an office in Skyrim, too. In the Reach, to be precise.

 

 

  But after the Forsworn razed it to the ground and spiked the remaining clerks with 8300 forsworn arrows, the clerk union demanded better working conditions.

[Psalam]

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1 hour ago, worik said:

And you are quite right. Bruma is in Cyrodiil beyond the border.

They have had an office in Skyrim, too. In the Reach, to be precise.

 

 

  But after the Forsworn razed it to the ground and spiked the remaining clerks with 8300 forsworn arrows, the clerk union demanded better working conditions.

 

 

Perhaps they should apply for work at the Thalmor Embassy. I heard that they are looking for 8301 test subjects for Inquisitors-in-Training.

[worik]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

 test subjects for Inquisitors-in-Training.

Rumors have it, that you get paid a big bonus ? ... if you complete your weekly work as a test subject with 8302 questions properly resisted.

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and if you are still alive

 

[Psalam]

26 minutes ago, worik said:

Rumors have it, that you get paid a big bonus ? ... if you complete your weekly work as a test subject with 8302 questions properly resisted.

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and if you are still alive

 

And I heard from a little birdie that more than 83.03% do not survive! ?

[worik]

That could be rumors.... like those about the butcher in Windhelm. This crazy woman over there ... errrr.... what's her name again.... ah! Viola. She printed 8304 of them ?

[Psalam]

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1 minute ago, worik said:

That could be rumors.... like those about the butcher in Windhelm. This crazy woman over there ... errrr.... what's her name again.... ah! Viola. She printed 8304 of them ?

 

 

That's true. There were all those rumors about the butcher in Markarth too. Hogni Red-Arm probably lost 8305 septims when people were complaining about the quality of his meat.

[worik]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

Hogni Red-Arm probably lost 8305 septims when people were complaining about the quality of his meat.

That's because neither the Forsworn nor the Stormcloaks nor the empire installed proper veterinary oversight.

Everybody knows, that you need to watch & sanction the market's conduct thoroughly for 8306 days ? to see any effect on food hygene at all.