Count to 1,000,000

[Psalam]

You know it occurs to me that if it has taken 2021 days for this thread to get to 8182 (which it has and is an average of just over 4 posts daily) then things are really speeding up. Who knows, maybe we can get to 1000000 before TES6 is released. No, never mind!

[donttouchmethere]

34 minutes ago, worik said:

Clearly a lack of enough ?.

could you... could you make it 8182... err... 8183? mugs? ?

I have the same counting issue as the famous Lemming ?

[worik]

9 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

I have the same counting issue as the famous Lemming ?

Just to get that right.

It is friday, and just in case I would feel thirsty about it, I would need to have a counting issue to ask the cupbearer for 8184 mugs of ?, including one for me. Right?

 

? That sounds not too difficult...

[donttouchmethere]

Yes!

Without a counting issue you might end up with 8185? mugs.

Who the hell could drink that many mugs?

[worik]

18 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Yes!

Without a counting issue you might end up with 8185? mugs.

Who the hell could drink that many mugs?

Though I fear it could take a while to count the 8185 the 8186 mugs of ?, just to make sure none got lost on the long way

 

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[donttouchmethere]

Oh no! ?

Now I have to watch 8187 yokes from THE Muppet Show, because of your Count Dracula ?‍♂️ reverence ?

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[worik]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

You know it occurs to me that if it has taken 2021 days for this thread to get to 8182 (which it has and is an average of just over 4 posts daily) then things are really speeding up.

See? We get things done.

And all 8188 of them highly educational and scientific.

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[Psalam]

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Just now, worik said:

See? We get things done.

And all 8188 of them highly educational and scientific.

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My wife and I attended a Blue Men's show in Las Vegas a few years ago. The 90 minute show felt like it took 8189 minutes. And, while I'm not much of a drinker usually, I admit that their Blue Man lemonade was wonderful (but expensive. It is Las Vegas after all). I much preferred the other two shows we took in.

[worik]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you. The neighbour had tuned up the volume on her old Onkyo Integra 8190 amplifier.

AGAIN! Full power ... ??

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[Guest]

Speaking of Full Power, I present to you the 8191 C-17A Globemaster III ??

[donttouchmethere]

well that's an odd one:

 

Battue 8192

[Guest]

 

8193

 

Since we talked about bunnys...

 

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[PurpleDeep]

8194 ... That means only 991,086 more to go.

[Guest]

8195

Yup...

[Psalam]

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5 hours ago, PurpleDeep said:

8194 ... That means only 991,086 more to go.

 

 

My math skills are rusty and my memory is slipping but now that we have reached 8196 I believe we still have 991804. Sorry, I'll bet that was just a typo now that I've looked at the results.

[Guest]

8197

Hmm...

[worik]

10 hours ago, -NG- said:

Since we talked about bunnys...

 

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Fixed a minor typo.

Although she is only one single female bunny, I think she could make friends with at least 8198 people in the city park, when they are searching the hidden ???at easter weekend.

[donttouchmethere]

6 hours ago, worik said:

I think she could make friends with at least 8198 people in the city park

make it 8199!

 

? I will start to search right now ?

 

(? gives up after a few minutes, because it's way to cold for bunnys and me ❄️)

[worik]

31 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

(? gives up after a few minutes, because it's way to cold for bunnys and me ❄️)

It would work, if you would get a better torch.

Get one ? with 8200 Watt ?️  and a sufficient power pack for that.

Lugging that beast around through the park will keep you warm ?️

[donttouchmethere]

38 minutes ago, worik said:

It would work, if you would get a better torch.

It worked! ?

with only 8201 Watt ?️ I was able to rise global ? temperatures ?️ for about 1°C ?

 

Till Easter Holidays there will be only fried eggs ? around and all bunnys ?‍♀️ will have a great suntan ?

Don't thank me all at once ?

 

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[worik]

1 hour ago, donttouchmethere said:

It worked! ?

You just need to be careful with that thing. ✈️Airplanes flying at 8202 feet might mistake your torch for the landing strip. ?

Now, imagine all those tourists onboard. Everybody angry at you, because you can't unload their luggage ? quick enough. ?

[donttouchmethere]

22 minutes ago, worik said:

Now, imagine all those tourists onboard. Everybody angry at you, because you can't unload their luggage ? quick enough. ?

No worries, by now I have 8203 bunnys for every occasion.

That torch burned down most bushes they could hide in, that also made it  easy for that plane to land...

Okey, I use the term "landing" in a broader sense, because I'm not sure if luggage everywhere outside the plane is normal and not sure if planes always loose their wings after landing.

Seems to me a bit unprofessional. ?

 

But don't you worry!

After extensive use of the flashlight I have some suntan bunnys with refreshments  to ease ppl minds about luggage issues:

 

and if there are still complains from those freshly crash...err...  landed tourists:

I found out, that bunnys aren't always only prey: ⛓️

 

[Psalam]

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51 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

No worries, by now I have 8203 bunnys for every occasion.

That torch burned down most bushes they could hide in, that also made it  easy for that plane to land...

Okey, I use the term "landing" in a broader sense, because I'm not sure if luggage everywhere outside the plane is normal and not sure if planes always loose their wings after landing.

Seems to me a bit unprofessional. ?

 

But don't you worry!

After extensive use of the flashlight I have some suntan bunnys with refreshments  to ease ppl minds about luggage issues:

 

and if there are still complains from those freshly crash...err...  landed tourists:

I found out, that bunnys aren't always only prey: ⛓️

 

 

 

I have a black cat you know. This cat is quite the hunter, It regularly deposits fully grown rabbits in our kitchen. I'm not quite sure what I would do if I wound up with 8204 of them. Anyone want a cat?

 

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[donttouchmethere]

38 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I'm not quite sure what I would do if I wound up with 8204 of them. Anyone want a cat?

after exploring 8205 google search results to find a good pic of a cat girl catching a bunny girl...

... I start to wonder if I got the whole Easter thingy totaly wrong ?

 

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[Guest]

8206

Kitty...