worik Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: It would be easy enough, they could just stop moving trains at all. If they would do that, 8257 pieces of luggage would not be forgotten under a seat or behind a corner ... ???
Guest Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 So the railroad security team should not be called 8258 times a day to check for suspicious luggage.
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 And 8259 towns would have more inbreeding, because they lost all connection to the outside world ?
worik Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, donttouchmethere said: And 8259 towns would have more inbreeding, because they lost all connection to the outside world ? Arranging for a dating hotline ☎️ at the phone number 8260 would not help much on that end ... ?
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, worik said: Arranging for a dating hotline ☎️ at the phone number 8260 would not help much on that end ... ? but maybe the sexhotline with the phone number 8261 will ease the pain for a while and slows down the inbreeding? even if: Spoiler 1
worik Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, donttouchmethere said: but maybe the sexhotline with the phone number 8261 will ease the pain for a while and slows down the inbreeding? Just thinking... ? Couldn't you hire 8262 gigolos & escort ladies and use rescue helicopters ? to send them into these isolated regions? Just in case it would not be enough to .. well.. just "talk" about it ?
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 2 hours ago, worik said: Just thinking... ? Couldn't you hire 8262 gigolos & escort ladies and use rescue helicopters ? to send them into these isolated regions? Just in case it would not be enough to .. well.. just "talk" about it ? I'm probably wrong but it seems to me that Worik's solution would likely work 82% of the time while Donttouchmethere's would probably only work 63% of the time. ?
Guest Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 At least 8264 times that @Psalam used a barely legit way to express the number.
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 1 minute ago, CPU said: At least 8264 times that @Psalam used a barely legit way to express the number. I think we're up to 8265 times I have been "corrected" by CPU! ?
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 4 hours ago, worik said: Just thinking... ? Couldn't you hire 8262 gigolos & escort ladies and use rescue helicopters ? to send them into these isolated regions? Just in case it would not be enough to .. well.. just "talk" about it ? Sorry, but this is 8266% over the budget of the Ministry of Silly Walks ?♂️?♂️??♀️, that was commissioned to find a solution to the whole "Trains stopped moving, but ppl in towns won't stop shagging" incident.
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 19 minutes ago, CPU said: Was the budget just $8267 ? My chance to correct. I believe it was $82.68. ?
worik Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 45 minutes ago, Psalam said: My chance to correct. I believe it was $82.68. ? Transfering that to my account at the Imperial Mail office back home in Anvil, I was told it only sums up to 0.8269 Septims. I could call myself happy, if they round that up to 1
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 3 minutes ago, worik said: Transfering that to my account at the Imperial Mail office back home in Anvil, I was told it only sums up to 0.8269 Septims. I could call myself happy, if they round that up to 1 You've piqued my curiosity now. How much does a septim weigh? Could it be 82.70 grams (or perhaps grains)?
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, CPU said: Was the budget just $8267 ? The Ministry of Silly Walks only trades in silly walks. Although they have about 8271 different types of realy silly walks, they never managed to establish some of them as hard currency. Atm all Ministry asset are bound to the Campaign: "Catholic Priests explain the importance of contraception" Also know as: "If you walk silly in your own family wear at least a raincoat"
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 4 hours ago, donttouchmethere said: The Ministry of Silly Walks only trades in silly walks. Although they have about 8271 different types of realy silly walks, they never managed to establish some of them as hard currency. Atm all Ministry asset are bound to the Campaign: "Catholic Priests explain the importance of contraception" Also know as: "If you walk silly in your own family wear at least a raincoat" So, let me see if I have this right. If 11 Catholic priests are each showing 47 teenage boys practical information about contraception and do so for 16 times for each child would that not require 8272 prophylactics? ?
worik Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 30 minutes ago, Psalam said: would that not require 8272 prophylactics? Make that 8273. Just in case one can not be found when needed ?
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: Reveal hidden contents So, let me see if I have this right. If 11 Catholic priests are each showing 47 teenage boys practical information about contraception and do so for 16 times for each child would that not require 8272 prophylactics? ? Good call! Most certainly there will be also 8274 psychologists needed after that. ? Maybe more if you substract those with quacks ?
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 4 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: Good call! Most certainly there will be also 8274 psychologists needed after that. ? Maybe more if you substract those with quacks ? Yes, using Worik's reasoning we should expect to need at least 8275 and likely more once those whose qualifications are less than stellar are eliminated. ?
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Psalam said: Reveal hidden contents Yes, using Worik's reasoning we should expect to need at least 8275 and likely more once those whose qualifications are less than stellar are eliminated. ? Did you... Did you just suggest to use 8276 Clowns ? to help out? Well, at least they would stop scaring ppl and do something useful? ?
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler Just now, donttouchmethere said: Did you... Did you just suggest to use 8276 Clowns ? to help out? Well, at least they would stop scaring ppl and do something useful? ? Oops! Looks like I need CPU to correct me for the 8277th time since what I meant to do was to agree with you that SOME of those hired to help the unfortunate teenagers might have credentials that they got off a cereal box.
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Psalam said: Reveal hidden contents Oops! Looks like I need CPU to correct me for the 8277th time since what I meant to do was to agree with you that SOME of those hired to help the unfortunate teenagers might have credentials that they got off a cereal box. The might of 8278 misunderstandings on purpose ? (?? Hey I see what you did there with the colors, only fair ???)
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 4 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: The might of 8278 misunderstandings on purpose ? (?? Hey I see what you did there with the colors, only fair ???) I just keep digging myself in DEEPER! I thought we were going for a theme with the colors! CPU will wind up giving me warning points if I get much beyond my current 8279 erroneous statements!
donttouchmethere Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Psalam said: Reveal hidden contents I just keep digging myself in DEEPER! I thought we were going for a theme with the colors! CPU will wind up giving me warning points if I get much beyond my current 8279 erroneous statements! No woories, how long till 1mill? Ample more ways to mess up our reputation ? Although the clown just consists of those colors => ? Lets hope worik saves the day before CPU has to invervene the 8280th time ?
Psalam Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Spoiler 10 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: No woories, how long till 1mill? Ample more ways to mess up our reputation ? Although the clown just consists of those colors => ? Lets hope worik saves the day before CPU has to invervene the 8280th time ? Fortunately CPU has better things to do. 8281 is roughly 0.8% of one million. I think we still have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way to go! (Think Google will sue me for Trademark infringement for using "O" that many times in a single word?)
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