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28 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

A funny thing popped into my head while riding a buzz off of some cheap Cabernet Sauvignon I was drinking; If psychologists and neurosurgeons have little idea of what goes on in the human brain while sober, then they have no fucking clue how the brain operates while under the influence of alcohol or any other drug! :lol:

 

And don't try to tell me blah, blah, blah. Unless you have experienced the high in my head, then you don't know what it is like. We all react at least a little differently to drugs.

 

Yu tipe gr8t stonned Imma ...

Immma gonna typ 2 much and be all rgrtful in da morn.

What?

o.

Screwdivers,

Ouzo.

Ouzo is fntastic but it's hard to find no one knows what it is.

If youur on  date, zellar schwarz katz.

(lunk 2 wht said ...........................zzzzzzzzzzzzz)

 

Most republican anootist line I evr hurd, 

"what will you have? " ("He's asking you what you want, scotch or brandy")

uh

Brandy

"WHICH Brandy??"

dahhhh

 

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28 minutes ago, 60Hrtz said:

Hey, alcohol is bad for your health. You probably do not know. it is poison.

Yeah yeah so is everything else.

WATER: full of chemical and carcinogens.

AIR: full of pollutants and carcinogens.

MEAT: full of growth hormones and carcinogens.

VEGGIES: full of pesticides and carcinogens.

EXERCISE: Damages your bones and joints.

SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE: just generally bad for you all around.

OVERWEIGHT: hard on your heart and lungs.

UNDERWEIGHT: hard on you immune system and overall health.

TOO LITTLE SUNLIGHT: depression and vitamin D deficiency.

TOO MUCH SUNLIGHT: premature aging and skin cancer.

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On 3/23/2019 at 1:57 PM, wokking56 said:

Yeah yeah so is everything else.

WATER: full of chemical and carcinogens.

AIR: full of pollutants and carcinogens.

MEAT: full of growth hormones and carcinogens.

VEGGIES: full of pesticides and carcinogens.

EXERCISE: Damages your bones and joints.

SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE: just generally bad for you all around.

OVERWEIGHT: hard on your heart and lungs.

UNDERWEIGHT: hard on you immune system and overall health.

TOO LITTLE SUNLIGHT: depression and vitamin D deficiency.

TOO MUCH SUNLIGHT: premature aging and skin cancer.

 

To be fair, all of that can be cured with Alcohol consumption.

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On 3/23/2019 at 5:22 AM, joemonco said:

 

Have you thought about therapy for your self-loathing?  Christ that's just painful to read.  Even Milwaukee's Beast tastes better than that shit.

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It tastes better than Budweiser, The be-all Beer, the Dunkin' Donuts Coffee of Beers. Offensive to no one, Inspiring to no one. Utter Milquetoast.

 

At least it ain't milquetoast!

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On 3/24/2019 at 3:08 AM, 60Hrtz said:

Hey, alcohol is bad for your health. You probably do not know. it is poison.

yes it actually falls into the category of a grade 1 drug....but seeing i can't do drugs anymore,I'll settle for Vodka,Wine to me is a cheap drink so I don't touch it,used to enjoy German and Dutch beers ( Australia's beer's taste like sheep's piss ) plus I had my gall bladder removed so no beer for me

 

Tequila another favorite

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On 3/31/2019 at 3:47 AM, sikkboy said:

yes it actually falls into the category of a grade 1 drug....but seeing i can't do drugs anymore,I'll settle for Vodka,Wine to me is a cheap drink so I don't touch it,used to enjoy German and Dutch beers ( Australia's beer's taste like sheep's piss ) plus I had my gall bladder removed so no beer for me

 

Tequila another favorite

If it's the fun that kills you, how is that not a good life lived

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5 minutes ago, dagobaking said:

Tequila is a type of mezcal.

It's the other way 'round.  Mezcal is tequila distilled outside of the Tequila valley but not beholden to the regulations that govern tequila; so they put worms in the bottles and sell it to gringos because we love that shit.

 

http://www.tequila.net/faqs/tequila/what-are-the-regulations-governing-tequila.html

 

 

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2 hours ago, joemonco said:

It's the other way 'round.  Mezcal is tequila distilled outside of the Tequila valley but not beholden to the regulations that govern tequila; so they put worms in the bottles and sell it to gringos because we love that shit.

 

http://www.tequila.net/faqs/tequila/what-are-the-regulations-governing-tequila.html

 

 

Mezcal is any alcohol made from agave (which includes tequila).

 

Tequila is mezcal made only from blue agave and within that specific region.

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Aside from differences in region of origin, tequila is a type of mezcal (and the regions of production of the two drinks are overlapping).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila

 

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Tequila is a type of mezcal.

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/04/ask-the-expert-is-mezcal-tequila-is-tequila-mezcal.html

 

It's similar to how Scotch and Bourbon are Whiskeys.

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