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Hi everyone!

 

Bit of St. Patrick's day humor?

 

A fellow walks into the pub and grabs a mug of foamy green liquid. Takes a drink and spits it out.

Says to the bartender: "Geez, that's the worst green beer I've ever had in my life!"

Bartender says: "That's not the green beer, that's the hand sanitizer!" ?

 

Stay safe!

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Made a minor adjustment to my numero uno (well if you consider an entire tattoo sleeve disappearing minor)

 

I removed the right arm tattoo 

 

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In favor of a chest tattoo 

 

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I may also remove or replace the left one since the tones aren't matching, but I haven't decided on that yet. And I want to get a new right sleeve, but I've yet to find a design that I like (all the ones I have have scary faces (´・_・`) )

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Scarface series part 1

Antonio ''Scarface'' Montana back when he was just a enforcer for Frank and a bodyguard

Tony

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Tony: Hey chicha

 

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Victoria:.

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Victoria: What are you my new bodyguard? Did Frank order you to stare at me the whole day?

 

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Tony: The only thing in this world that gives me orders is balls, pussycat.

Victoria: Hmm... Are you going to pick me up with this?!

Tony: What? This is chevy from the 60's. If you don't like it you try walking eh?

Victoria:  Whatever..

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Victoria: Take me to Frank.

Tony Don't you want to get some Ice cream first... or something.

Victoria: Careful.... Frank will kill you if he finds out you are hitting on me.

Tony: Frank is fat fuck! He can't find his fingers if he is sitting with both thumbs up his arse... I doubt you would tell em...You have nice lips baby.

Victoria: They are above your range.

Tony: Would you kiss me if I wear a hat?.

Victoria: (giggles) ... let's just go 

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17 minutes ago, 2cool4u_1 said:

https://sg5150.tumblr.com/

 

Look in the "02 Past / Archive". There are a TON of great cars (and other stuff). That Corvette is from August 2018.

Wow, thanks!  That's been a pet peeve, I can never find ordinary cars.  The sites where I've found cars, everybody uploads million dollar supercars.

 

Anyway, digging deeper I did come across the TS4 version of the Corvette.  Oddly, it has hygiene and discomfort relief?  Is it a bathtub?  I wasn't able to find a spot on it to interact in any way though.

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36 minutes ago, snowdog04 said:

Wow, thanks!  That's been a pet peeve, I can never find ordinary cars.  The sites where I've found cars, everybody uploads million dollar supercars.

 

Anyway, digging deeper I did come across the TS4 version of the Corvette.  Oddly, it has hygiene and discomfort relief?  Is it a bathtub?  I wasn't able to find a spot on it to interact in any way though.

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It's really an awsome car! Gotta respect the classics. Glad you found it and someone linked it cause I found it a few months back in google imgaes, so I doubt I could have found it.

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Scarface series part 3

Victoria: Tony? You just missed Frank

Tony: Oh Yeah? Too bad .... Only I did not come to see Frank. I came to see you.

Victoria: This is not the time or the place Tony....

Tony: I got something important to talk to you about... Come on, I won't bite you..

Victoria Sure why not?... I heard you and Frank ain't working together.

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Tony: You like kids?

Victoria: Sure why  not as long as there is nurse Frank is going to be back any minute..

Tony: Look I like you ever since I laid eyes on you. I told myself she a tiger. She belongs to me .Okay, here’s the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education but that’s okay. I know the street, and I’m making all the right connections. With the right woman, there’s no stopping me. I could go right to the top. I want you to marry me and be mother of my child.

Victoria:Me?Marry you? What about Frank, Tony? What are you going to do about Frank?

Tony: Frank is not gonna last, he is finished. Think about it.

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After assassination attempt on Tony's life at Babylon club organized by Frank after he doubted Tony's loyalty and got jealous of him getting close to Vicky.

 

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Tony: You fucked up Frank! ... .You know what a hassa is Frank? ....You fuckin cockroach!

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Scarface series part 4:

Siege on Montana Mansion

Tony: You wanna play rough? Okay!.... Say hello to my little friend!

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Tony: You think you can take me? You need a fuckin army you gonna take me! You hear?!  Come on! I will take all you fuckin bullets!

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Tony manages to hear an assassin sent by Alejandro Sosa and his Cartel.. Tony turns around and a fight begins..

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Tony manages to deal  with the assassin, but is gravely injured and attempts to exit the mansion amidst the dead bodies.

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As Tony exits the mansion he crumbles to the ground and fells in Vicky's feet who is waiting to pick him up outside the Mansion

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Will Vicky be able to save Tony and get him to a doctor .... or will the world take him.

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On 3/16/2020 at 3:37 PM, Juliette Tango said:

Hey R-Lo! That's great! Does it mean that a couple can ride the pillow on that bed at the same time?

 

Great shots of the girls in the city! Did the arrive in that black limo we see in the first couple of pictures?

 

Hi Juliette! ? Thanks and I'm about to take some more! I got distracted with trying some different cc and had to make a decision ? I've been using bb bottom with necrodog feet for a looong time and though I would have a try at magic bot stuff! Looks nice in CAS although the top didn't really look great at max and the accessory has no nipples mesh so stuck with Allure ?

They did arrive by limo ? Ein's a princess after all ? it's part of the map itself ? so I might try liberate it or find a nicer one ? for the bed I've made both those animations as solo but can also be used simultaneously, I'll definitely consider something where they can share the pillows ??

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Trying out some more poses with Lana. Really, why did it take me over 1000+ screenshots before I decided to use them? 

 

Thanks for the inspiration everyone!

 

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Spoiler

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Just need to work on my angles and positioning game and we golden

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Max Payne series

“I was a dumb American in a place where dumb Americans were less popular than the clap.”

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“When you’re stuck in a foreign country and don’t know the words for “reverse charges” and you’re in some lonely skin joint in the middle of some poor slum and just had every last cent robbed from you and you call yourself a bodyguard then you know you’re a loser.

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“I stood out in this place like a street walker in a monastery”

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What was I really doing walking in there with my bad haircut and ridiculous shirt? – gatecrashing a party dressed in Bermuda shirt.

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Hey asshole!!!

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Let the Girl GO!

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“Here I was again, half way down the world, and still looking at the bodies of woman I was suppose to protect”

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The Soprano Sims are happy about the happy ending of the Maltese dildo adventure - Raylene and Samantha are still the most popular city talk as a cute couple.

 

But not for everyone. Especially on a deserted street in Del Sol Valley, some residents are delighted that these two police officers have quit their jobs. Zac and his buddy Judd hate the police.

 

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Zac likes to ignite, he prefers to set cars on fire, he hates cars. As soon as he heard of the termination of the two "cop sluts", he found a lonely police car, the crew of which was apparently otherwise employed.

 

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Hahaha, what fun lighting that thing!

 

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Judd, the sprayer - and Zacs best buddy - was standing at the driveway keeping cave.

 

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Zac takes his time to smoke a cigarette and relax, thinking about what will happen next.

 

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Dope, dealers and the street whores would soon be much more affordable too, because the chief of police had also given notice and the cells in the city prison remained vacant.

 

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