quest Thief

[damitzadam]

12 hours ago, brewmasterhal said:

Where can I find the objective "Wait for the thief on the road?"

Think that one's outside Solitude.  There's a map marker for it.

Oh wow. Dud. Thanks

[Mez558]

7 minutes ago, Doobydoob said:

And a Console command to increase karma?

 

I Have used this so often trying out scenes I even remember it (me remembering anything these days is a miracle)

 

setpqv bd_mq lust_var XXXX

 

 

 

 

[reaper222]

Hi Guys,

 

Im trying to figure what condition is causing my PC not to cum or orgasm. there are curtain scene where she is asking herself why isn't this working etc.

 

one example is the scene when you come back to the squeaky mast after you free Runa and agree to come back later.

 

I tried doing playthrough with vagina gape with/without and pregnaut and not pregnaut. Both doesn't  change the outcome.

 

any Clue?

 

[sexhaizai]

11 hours ago, brewmasterhal said:

Well sadly that means that it's the problem I described with the aliases not being set correctly.  The scene in question uses a reference array to track the NPCs, so unfortunately there's no console command to correct the missing aliases.

No problem, at least i can enjoy the whole great story, greatfully thanks for help me figure out my problem , Thank you

[Kaihon]

On 2/3/2021 at 8:09 PM, brewmasterhal said:

For those who already downloaded files from the previous post, you will only need to download Dogma - Thief Fixes - Dialog.esp (now fixes a scene bug inside the mine) and Dogma - Thief.7z in order to get the latest content.  The other three files are identical to the previous ones.

Hi, do you mean memory cloud bug on Marsus's bed?

[brewmasterhal]

10 hours ago, reaper222 said:

Hi Guys,

 

Im trying to figure what condition is causing my PC not to cum or orgasm. there are curtain scene where she is asking herself why isn't this working etc.

 

one example is the scene when you come back to the squeaky mast after you free Runa and agree to come back later.

 

I tried doing playthrough with vagina gape with/without and pregnaut and not pregnaut. Both doesn't  change the outcome.

 

any Clue?

 

Sounds like it's doing exactly what it's supposed to do.  Are you under the impression that there's like a try/catch block in the scripting that displays error dialogs in the event of a caught exception?

 

15 hours ago, Mez558 said:

I don't know if this had any adverse affects for anyone else but I was getting some strange things when I cheated, like my some of my opponents had no coin and the bet was 0 but we still played.
This never happened when I played the game properly.

This is a bug in the mod.  If you ever use the cheat option when playing dice, every opponent will have nothing to bet from that point onward.  One of like four distinct bugs that were introduced with the dice cheating option.  These should be improved in a future update.

 

2 hours ago, Kaihon said:

Hi, do you mean memory cloud bug on Marsus's bed?

Are you referring to this post?  If so, then yes.

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On a related note, I have been successful at getting the true memory scene with Marsus to work.  The bug is caused by a script error that fails to enable the copy of Marsus that is specific to that scene.  What you want to do is to execute prid XX5a7120 then enable, then click on the normal copy of Marsus to target him and disable.  You'll want to either maintain the target on normal Marsus or write down his refID so that you can enable him again later in case the script glitches again.

 

[theliddtin]

11 hours ago, reaper222 said:

Hi Guys,

 

Im trying to figure what condition is causing my PC not to cum or orgasm. there are curtain scene where she is asking herself why isn't this working etc.

 

one example is the scene when you come back to the squeaky mast after you free Runa and agree to come back later.

 

I tried doing playthrough with vagina gape with/without and pregnaut and not pregnaut. Both doesn't  change the outcome.

 

any Clue?

 

I don't know of any other scenes where that happens, but the one example you gave is because your character has extremely high karma.

 

Having a different karma level in that scene changes the ending. (and animations in between)

[thelord007]

On 2/4/2021 at 12:43 AM, brewmasterhal said:

Yeah, most LE .esp files work just fine on SE without any conversion steps.  I answered this exact question after the post that you quoted, on the same page.

 

See this post.

Oh my bad dude, thanks tho.

[gkk11]

On 2/3/2021 at 3:33 AM, kakaer said:

1. You mean anal scenes align with the vagina instead? Probably scaling issues, I've had the same problem myself, though I use a mod that forces "canonical" heights for races. My character (scaled 1.0) would sometimes suck someone off with her forehead. Make sure your characters are more or less even in height.

2. What do you mean, flat? The penis model doesn't rise up, or is the model itself bugged due to physics? The first may be a compatibility issue between Thief's handling of SOS, try disabling it and see if SOS alone operates well.

1. The anal alignment is correct but it causes the vagina to open and close as if it were a vaginal scene. @Mez558 mentioned in a later post that it probably happens with HDT-PE (though I use SMP) triggering the physics due to proximity

 

2. By flat I meant an offshade "monocolor", not the shape. I'll try to see if I can get a screenshot next time it appears  

EDIT: SS, upclose hang dong warning  

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[brewmasterhal]

48 minutes ago, gk9 said:

1. The anal alignment is correct but it causes the vagina to open and close as if it were a vaginal scene. @Mez558 mentioned in a later post that it probably happens with HDT-PE (though I use SMP) triggering the physics due to proximity

This is caused by either offsetting of the body mesh from the skeleton (for instance, use of a bodyslide slider that shifts the position of the pelvis) or simply due to the collision detection radii of the vagina and penis bones being too large, causing the vagina to detect collision incorrectly.  You can try to make changes to your bodyslide settings or collision settings, but it's not something that anyone other than you can reasonably fix.

 

48 minutes ago, gk9 said:

2. By flat I meant an offshade "monocolor", not the shape. I'll try to see if I can get a screenshot next time it appears  

EDIT: SS, upclose hang dong warning  

 

This is an issue that has plagued this mod since at least the first English release.  The mod includes its own meshes and textures for genitalia in the DogmaEngine.esm file.  You can use the console command equipitem YY00c022 when targeting a male character to equip the Dogma mesh on him, but there's no guarantee that it will select the correct texture.  For whatever reason, Dogma's inclusion of these meshes interferes with an installation of SoS and leads to bugs like texture mis-matches or having no mesh loaded at all.

 

In the past, I have attempted to fix these problems through various means, and have released a handful of patches to that end.  Nothing I have done thus far has had any positive impact on the problem.  Dogma recommends using the Light version of SoS when playing Thief, and for whatever reason that seems to work better than the full SoS.  If at all possible, I recommend the same.

 

Other than that, I don't really have any advice to give you.  I haven't been able to fix it for the last three years, no reason to think that's going to change any time soon.

[Highborn]

Looking at the .nif files from the extracted .bsa you can see that the male bodies from Thief uses a SOS light version, that comes with the schlong attached to the body. The SOS normal version separates the schlongs in a different folder path. So I believe you can fix this by opening the genitals with nifskope and looking for the texture path, then make sure to put textures in the correct directory so the game can load them correctly.

 

I also believe that the textures are different, with the SOS light putting the schlong texture with the diffuse body texture, while SOS default have the genital textures separated as well.

[brewmasterhal]

Here's the latest translation.  Should have full translation of all dialog, scenes, quest objectives etc. up to entering the mine and getting the pop-up notification on how to check your ore debt.  Just under 70% of all the strings have been translated, with a bit under 1500 left to go.

 

Thanks to @theliddtin and @DerekRick for helping to find some lines that I had missed.

 

Currently working on the updated FAQ post, should be up before long.  As previously mentioned, the walkthrough will not cover the story after entering the mine and will be updated as I finish translating the remaining parts.

 

The mod will work on either LE or SE.

 

Edit: I was way optimistic on my original estimate for the walkthrough.  I'll get it out as soon as I can.

Dogma - Thief.7z

[brewmasterhal]

So while I'm here working on this walkthrough and going increasingly insane while I put off sleep, I noticed something that is absolutely unbelievable to me.  The .bsa archive for this mod is over 1.5GB of data.  That makes it almost 50% larger than the .bsa for Dawnguard, and nearly the size of the Dragonborn archive.

 

To put that in perspective, this mod is almost bigger than Dragonborn and it includes no video and very little audio data.  It has over 10,000 more lines of dialog than Dawnguard does, well over double Dawnguard's total of 8,132.

 

I am now convinced that Dogma has to have a pretty dangerous cocaine habit.

 

Fuck, I need sleep...

[djkman12]

1 hour ago, brewmasterhal said:

So while I'm here working on this walkthrough and going increasingly insane while I put off sleep, I noticed something that is absolutely unbelievable to me.  The .bsa archive for this mod is over 1.5GB of data.  That makes it almost 50% larger than the .bsa for Dawnguard, and nearly the size of the Dragonborn archive.

 

To put that in perspective, this mod is almost bigger than Dragonborn and it includes no video and very little audio data.  It has over 10,000 more lines of dialog than Dawnguard does, well over double Dawnguard's total of 8,132.

 

I am now convinced that Dogma has to have a pretty dangerous cocaine habit.

 

Fuck, I need sleep...

Hey man don't overwork yourself we appreciate what you are doing but take care of yourself! 

I know you hear this but gonna say it again thanks each and everyone of yall for putting effort into the mod and helping with translations!

[Seyhtan31]

7 hours ago, brewmasterhal said:

So while I'm here working on this walkthrough and going increasingly insane while I put off sleep, I noticed something that is absolutely unbelievable to me.  The .bsa archive for this mod is over 1.5GB of data.  That makes it almost 50% larger than the .bsa for Dawnguard, and nearly the size of the Dragonborn archive.

 

To put that in perspective, this mod is almost bigger than Dragonborn and it includes no video and very little audio data.  It has over 10,000 more lines of dialog than Dawnguard does, well over double Dawnguard's total of 8,132.

 

I am now convinced that Dogma has to have a pretty dangerous cocaine habit.

 

Fuck, I need sleep...

i think, in the future people will start modding Thief like it was a standalone game xD Get some rest man, as much as all of us waits for your translation and walkthrough update, you work too hard and nothing is more important than your health. You have already done so much, this mod wouldn't be this big and popular without your work. Thank you for everything you've done! ^^

[kakaer]

@brewmasterhal

 

I got the memory to work. Disabling the props breaking the script broke the script...just later on. Best course of action to get it to work is to disable Fade and not touch the mouse at all. For some reason every time i movef the camera, the script broke. When I didn't, it played until the end. 

[Jimmycrack]

I got a weird bug. Whenever i enter the squeaky mast i get a black screen. I can still see the HUD though and move around but cant see anything.

 

Edit: Okay nevermind. For some reason the mod "simply darker interiors" makes the squeaky mast pitch black. Strange that it only affected the mast location though.

[brewmasterhal]

4 hours ago, Jimmycrack said:

I got a weird bug. Whenever i enter the squeaky mast i get a black screen. I can still see the HUD though and move around but cant see anything.

 

Edit: Okay nevermind. For some reason the mod "simply darker interiors" makes the squeaky mast pitch black. Strange that it only affected the mast location though.

That's good information - yet another mod added to the list of conflicts

[brewmasterhal]

Preface

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A note about console usage and this guide:

Like all Bethesda games, Skyrim is bedeviled by numerous engine and scripting problems, and it's generally good policy to have a decent grasp of how to use the console when playing so that you can fix any glitches that you encounter.  Those who do not have much experience using the Skyrim console, please reference this page.

While Dogma has done an exemplary job debugging this mod, you will almost certainly encounter errors of some description while playing.  A significant number of problems have been reported, and known solutions to these problems can be found both within the Walkthrough itself, and again in the FAQ section.

A word about timing:

This mod features a large number of minigames and events that are time-limited in some way.  You need to play a minigame correctly to beat a time limit, or you're trying to escape before you die from something, etc.  In these situations, it's important to keep in mind that the timer is based on real time, not in-game time.  That means that the timer is always running, even if you open a menu, pause the game, or alt-tab out.  Some of the time limits that you might face are extremely tight (on the order of less than two seconds to spare) which means that you may not have time to even open the menu to equip an item.  If you find that a timer is too tight, you can either: use the MCM option to reduce the minigame difficulty, which helps with most of the minigames; use one of the console workarounds that are described either in the Walkthrough or in the FAQ section below; or try things that might make things a little easier, like sleeping until a status effect fades or turning down your graphics settings to improve your FPS a little, as some of the minigames rely on the framerate for updates.

How to read this guide:

The story of this mod branches heavily, and there are many ways to solve every problem that you are faced with.  To try to make it as readable as possible, the story has been broken into a series of Parts in the places where all of a set of branches come together and the story progresses.  Each part may contain a series of these story beats that branch and then coalesce, so in each such case the problem that you face will be described, followed by each of the possible solutions to the problem in no particular order.

I try to use font and color to help highlight important parts of the text.  For instance, as shown above, green text indicates ideas or asides that are of particular note or which describe something which may not be obvious but can cause confusion.  It is also used for any textual note or citation, in which case it will be accompanied by a <#XX> indicating the Patreon post or attached comment in which Dogma revealed the cited information.  Blue text indicates instructions about directory and file names, and if it's also in courier font it indicates useful console commands.  Console commands which include a formID will generally have a XX (if the Record is from Dogma - Thief.esp) or a YY (if the Record is from DogmaEngine.esm) so you will need the correct hex byte for the corresponding mod file when entering those commands.  Red text marks notations that will or are likely to cause problems if ignored, or other information of particular import.  Finally, purple text is used when discussing mods or other things known to cause conflicts with Thief.

A warning about NMM:

If you are using NMM as your mod manager, make sure that you are not running in Multi-HD mode.  You can check/change this setting by clicking on the crossed screwdriver and monkey wrench dropdown at the top of the NMM window, then selecting the "Change Virtual folders..." button.  Attempting to run the mod (or, to an extent, Skyrim in general) with this setting active will result in CTDs, scripts and scenes getting stuck, game freezes, nearly complete failure of the MFG system, pronounced issues with HDT physics, and many other issues.  For the love of the gods, be sure that you make sure that this setting is off and that all game and mod files are installed normally in your Skyrim directory.

 

 

Mod Installation

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Uninstallation

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Before you install the latest version, make sure that you uninstall and delete any files from any previous versions of the mod.  Most notably, any files unpacked from the .bsa archive, or added by any of my minor patches.  If you were running the fix1 patch to v0.9.1, be sure to get rid of the scripts that were associated with it.

 

Base Mod Installation (LE)

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Make sure you have all of the following installed and working:

• SKSE v1.7.3
• SkyUI
• PapyrusUtil
• NetImmerse Override
• FNIS v7.5 or later - Many users find they have to install the XXL version
• MFG Console
• Fuz Ro D-oh v6.0 specifically - the newer versions may cause major issues.

The following mods are optional, but will likely improve your experience:

• High Poly Head (Requires RaceMenu)
• Expressive Facial Animation (Female/Male)
• Expressive Facegen Morphs (Requires RaceMenu)
• A Matter of Time
• MyTPC - allows moving the camera around without breaking the scenes

You will also need body mods:

• First, make sure you have a compatible skeleton installed, like XPMSE.
• For male bodies, Dogma recommends using the SOS Light version, although SAM is also compatible.
• For female bodies, anything should work (CBBE/UUNP/7Base at least, and any derivatives like COSIO).  Depending on your body choice and skeleton, you may need to try to use RaceMenu or Bodyslide to reposition the pelvis forward or backward to align things right (I know that COSIO adds a slider for this called HipForward, there may be solutions for other bodies).
• If you want physics, you will also need HDT installed.

Download the base mod (Google/Mega) and install it.  If you're not planning to use my version of the mod, simply choose the Russian or English version of the base mod to install.

 

Base Mod Installation (SE)

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Make sure you have all of the following installed and working:

• SKSE v2.0.19
• SkyUI
• PapyrusUtil
• RaceMenu (for NetImmerse Override)
• FNIS v7.5 or later - Many users find they have to install the XXL version
• MFG Fix
• Fuz Ro D-oh

The following mods are optional, but will likely improve your experience:

• Face Discoloration Fix
• High Poly Head or COTR (COTR also requires RaceCompatibility)
• Expressive Facial Animation (Female/Male)
• Expressive Facegen Morphs
• A Matter of Time
• MyTPC - allows moving the camera around without breaking the scenes

You will also need body mods:

• First, make sure you have a compatible skeleton installed, like XPMSSE.
• For male bodies, Dogma recommends using SOS.  Other male bodies may be compatible, so long as they work with the XPMSSE skeleton.
• For female bodies, anything should work (CBBE, UNP, etc).  Depending on your body choice and skeleton, you may need to try to use RaceMenu or Bodyslide to reposition the pelvis forward or backward to align things right.
• If you want physics, you need to install a physics engine such as 3BBB or HDT-SMP and all related requirements.

Download the base mod (Google/Mega) and install it.  If you're not planning to use my version of the mod, simply choose the Russian or English version of the base mod to install.

 

 

INI Tweaks

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If the camera goes into "vanity mode" (the orbiting idle camera thing) during a scene, sometimes it can cause problems.  You can disable this by installing a mod like Better INI Tweaks, or by modifying your \My Games\Skyrim\Skyrim.ini manually according to a guide like this one.

 

If you want the mod's possible overlays (semen, writing, etc.) to appear on your character's face, you will need to modify your \Data\SKSE\Plugins\nioverride.ini file to enable them.  Specifically, the setting is bEnableFaceOverlays=1.

 

Translation

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If you want to use my version of the mod, download the file Thief v1.0.0.8 Release - BMEv1.7z (or Thief v1.1.2.0 Patreon - BMEv1.7z) from my public folder and install it over the base installation.  It will over-write the files \Data\Dogma - Thief.esp, \Data\DogmaEngine.esm, and \Data\Interface\Translations\DogmaEngine_English.txt and add the mod files \Data\Dogma - Thief Quest Vars.esp and \Data\Dogma - Thief Fixes - Dialog.esp.

There is not currently an updated German version from @TarnisMartell - once an updated translation is available, this post will be updated with a link.

@lese8 has made a Mandarin Chinese translation.  You can find it on 9damao.  Instructions for downloading and using the mod are on the linked page.

 

There's a Japanese translation found here that appears to be kept up-to-date.

If you want to play with the dialog yourself, you can download the translation files and open them in xTranslator.  You may also need to download the Russian and/or English strings(LE/SE) files.

 

Patreon-Exclusives

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There is not currently a Beta for a new release available on Patreon.

 

There is not currently an Exclusive version of the mod available on Patreon.  Dogma is working on the Wedding scenario in Falkreath and a few other things in that part of the mod, targeting a Beta around the end of April, during the hours when the power is on and the Russians aren't shelling the city.

 

Fixes/Extras

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I've split the fixes into individual files, so that you can use only the ones you want.  A few are marked as LE or SE, and must be loaded with the correct edition of Skyrim to work - the ones that are not marked will work with either edition.

Thief Fixes - STFU Narri.7z removes a few dialog lines from the base game, thus preventing characters from being annoying and/or talking over the quest dialog.  If you have some other mod that accomplishes the same thing, or if hearing "Maybe we should hire Tekla on here..." every thirty seconds doesn't bother you, you can skip this one.

Thief Fixes - Mesh & Texture.7z fixes some issues with meshes and textures in the base mod.  Also adds a custom texture for the Lunar Nirnroot, and a custom texture used by Liorel's book, Toris' book, and the book held by the player during the scenes with Kruvar.  Both LE and SE versions are available.

Thief Fixes - No Player Voice.7z replaces all of the Russian sound clips of speech with empty sound files.  If you don't like the Russian voices and would prefer silence, use this.

Thief Fixes - No Cart WE.7z removes all of the world event trigger volumes along the path taken during the horse chase in Part 4, the cart ride in Part 7, and the walk to the mine in Part 11.  This eliminates all of the weird situations where you get attacked by wolves and shit.

Thief Extras - More Boob Dialogs.7z adds some new dialog that is conditional on your character's breast size.

Thief Extras - Custom Wench.7z modifies the mod's usage of the default tavern wench outfit to instead point to a custom location: \Data\Meshes\BD\clothes\wench\ so that you can use whatever clothing you want for it, just like the new option Dogma added for custom outfits in the Skunkway.  Your custom outfit must be placed in that folder, and the files must be named OutfitF_0.nif and OutfitF_1.nif or your character model will be invisible.

Thief Extras - NPC Names.7z modifies the names of a few of the NPCs in the mod, giving them unique names instead of things like "old man" and "boy" - does nothing but add some additional flavor.

 

Thief Fixes - Dick Physics.7z adds the stringdata necessary to get dick physics to work correctly into the nifs used by Thief.

Like the translation archives, these are all mod manager compatible.  Just install the ones you need.

 

Getting Started

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If you have played Thief before, please be sure to start a fresh save with the latest version.

Once you have loaded into the game, allow a few seconds for MCM to load the Thief configuration menu.  Once the MCM menu is available, be sure to look through the top two pages of settings, named System and Thief.  All of the available settings have tooltips.

After configuring the settings to your liking, make a save (preferably in a cell like a player home).  This will allow you to easily come back later and experience the different story paths available.

Finally, make your way to Riften and enter the Bee and Barb.

 

 

 

Walkthrough

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Part 1: Riften

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The mod starts in Riften, in The Bee and Barb.  If you are playing as a female, have no followers, and are carrying a few hundred gold, a Nord man named simply "Stranger" will approach you and offer to buy you a drink.  Accept, follow him to his table, and sit opposite him to begin the quest.

If you are unable to get him to approach you, try the following:

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1. set PlayerAnimalCount to 0
2. set PlayerFollowerCount to 0
3. player.additem f 500

 

If he still won't approach or no scene plays after you sit at his table, try the following:

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Sit in the chair opposite the Stranger

1. Open your console
2. Click on the Stranger and note his baseID value, which is XX012636
3. Whatever the XX values are, enter the command startscene XX01263b
4. Close the console

 

If you stop after one drink, you wake up in the inn; if you take a second drink, you instead wake up in the canal area outside.  Either way, you're naked and everything you had is gone.  Find and equip some clothing, and proceed to the jail to report the robbery.

If you want to get rid of the drunkenness effect:

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The blurry effect from being drunk can be removed by simply sleeping or waiting for about 12 hours.  Note that if you are interested in seeing the secret scene in Haelga's Bunkhouse accessible during Part 1, you may need to have the drunkenness effect active when you meet with Captain Stanius the first time (needs confirmation).

Captain Stanius offers you four options for investigating the crime:

1. Pay him a bribe of 100 gold
2. Give him a handjob
3. Agree to sleep with him after the investigation
4. Just wait it out

No matter what you choose, when you leave the jail you will get a pop-up asking if you want to wait or skip.  It's highly recommended that you skip waiting for the investigation, however choosing to wait for the full investigation and then choosing to wait for it to complete awards the Patience Of A Saint achievement.

If you bribe him, agree to sleep with him, or choose to simply wait, you leaving the jail happens now.  If you opt for the handjob route, walk into the nearby room and move into the corner to the left with straw on the floor.  You're given the option to either wait for him or escape the jail.  If you choose to escape, the result is the same as choosing to wait, and you just leave the jail.

If you wait, after a few seconds he will walk in and undress.  If you're naked when he walks in, he will comment on it.  After a few seconds of handjob, he tries to force a blowjob, and you get the option to allow or refuse.  If you allow it, you later get the option to accept the offered 50 gold, or refuse it.  Whatever your choices here, leave the jail and skip the wait.

If you acquiesce to giving Stanius a blowjob, you are awarded with the Just The Tip achievement and a Torn Page.

After some time passes, a Riften guard will run up to you.  If you agreed to sleep with Stanius previously, the message is simply to return to his office and meet with him; otherwise you will receive the case report at this point.  If the former, go back and talk with him.  You now have options:

1. Meet him in Haelga's Bunkhouse after 19:00 on any night
2. Pay him a bribe of 200 gold
3. Wait until he leaves at about 18:00 and break into his safe
4. Poke the safe too many times and get stabbed to death (not recommended - fails quest)

If you want to break into the safe, check the books on the shelves until you find the one with the combination written in it, then use the combination to open the safe.  Reading the books can be done in Stanius's presence, so long as you don't try to steal them.  Either this or paying the increased bribe amount gets you the case report.

If you meet with him in Haelga's (he's right from the front door, on the bench by the door to the cellar), talk to him once, then walk away.  After a moment, your character has an idea.  Return to him and say you need to drink.  He'll walk upstairs by the hearth and stand there for an in-game hour or so.  During this time you can't fast travel, wait, sleep, or do much of anything, and if you wait too long he'll return to the bench; if this happens, you can talk to him again and repeat the process, but if you stand him up a second time your only option is to steal the report from the safe to continue.

Follow him up to the hearth, and you get a minigame.  Simply hit the spacebar before the bar fills to win, and don't do that to lose.  If you lose, you will black out and wake up on the floor, naked once again; if you win, Stanius will pass out and you will sleep on the bed.  In the morning, return to Stanius's office in the Jail and he will give you the case report.

If you failed the mini game, near the end of the story you will have the ability to return to the bed and remember what happened while you were blacked out.  If you try to experience this memory scene before the beginning of Part 10, (by adding a memory potion to your inventory, for instance) your game will freeze.

At this point, you've either been stabbed to death or you have the case report and can read it to proceed to Part 2.

If you stopped after one drink back in The Bee and Barb, the case report has a post script suggesting that you go talk to Keerava, who will give you some basic items (mostly leather armor and health potions).

 

 

Part 2

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Once you arrive in Windhelm, you're introduced to a new mechanic: asking random people if they've seen the thief.  You need to ask about a half-dozen people before one will tell you to talk to Jona in the New Gnisis Cornerclub.  An easy place to find lots of people is Candlehearth Hall, just inside the main gate.

Unless you're a Dark Elf, upon entering the club you'll be thrown out by the proprietor.  There will then be a Dunmer named Liorel leaning against the wall to the right.  Talk to him.

If you don't get thrown out of the New Gnisis:

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1. Make sure you're not playing as a Dark Elf (Dunmer)
2. Enter the New Gnisis Corner Club
3. Open your console
4. Run the command help liorel and note his baseID value, which is XX0014d51
5. Whatever the XX values are, enter the command startscene XX014d3e
6. Close the console

That should play the scene where you get kicked out, and afterward Liorel should show up correctly.  If he doesn't, you can use the command XX014d52.moveto player and enable to move him to your location.

He offers to get you into the club if you'll bring him five purple mountain flowers.  If you refuse that, he then offers to get you in if you let him perform cunnilingus on you.  You can agree to meet him in his room in Candlehearth Hall, or blackmail him by threatening to tell Jona about his proposal.

If you bring him his flowers, you are awarded with the Flower Girl achievement.

If you meet with him in his room, he asks you to undress and sit in the chair at the foot of the bed.  Once he's finished, you have the option of telling him it was good, bad, or mediocre.  If you select either good or bad, you get the option of an additional scene, where you 69 with him on the bed (telling Liorel that it was awful results in a couple extra lines of dialog if you agree to the 69 scene).  This will award you with the achievement Tongue Tornado and a Torn Page.

Once he leaves the room, if you did 69 with him you can use the chair again to get a quick bonus masturbation scene (and the The Dragonborn Cums achievement).  Return to the New Gnisis and talk to him outside again.

Now that Liorel has been persuaded to get you into the club, by whatever means, he goes inside to talk to Ambarys.  After a short scene, he returns and tells you that you can go in.  Head in and talk to Jona.  Once you get the information from Jona, walk back outside and Liorel will stop you again.  He has a proposal for you, but there's not much reason to continue with his side quest at the moment because even if you already have a page, you can't proceed with it yet.

For more information on Liorel's book and training side quest, see the Side Quests section below.

You can either walk to the quest marker, or you can use the console command player.movetoqt bd_mq to simply teleport there.  Part 3 of the mod is next.

 

 

Part 3

Spoiler

Once you reach the quest marker, your character stops to think for a minute.  Take this opportunity to run southeast to the nearby Eldergleam Sanctuary cavern, and get the map marker for it if you don't already have it; you'll be coming back here later.

Across the pool from the little vantage point that you stop on, to the northwest, there's a little channel that leads into another pool.  As you near the other pool, you'll see a naked girl bathing, and if you look to the left near some trees you can see a naked man having a wank (if you have the NPC Names patch installed his name is Fravik, which is Icelandic for "pervert").  Go up and talk to him, and he tells you to leave him alone.  Now tell the bathing girl about him, and she has the predictable reaction and flees.

The boy gets angry and starts pouting.  Talk to him again.  He agrees to tell you what he knows about the thief if you can beat him in rock-paper-scissors.  To win, hit space bar while when the slider is in the middle of the bar and the bar is green.  The closer to the middle you get, the higher your chances of winning that throw.  Win three times and he tells you where to go.

Lose, and you either have to strip for him and let him wank, or fail the quest.  After the scene, you can challenge him again.  The difficulty of winning the mini game doesn't change between events.  Winning has the same outcome as before.  Losing results in either letting him finger you or failing the quest.

If you lose the third round of RPS, you have to give him a handjob or fail the quest (and you are awarded the Soy Un Perdedor achievement).  If your karma is at least 15 during this final scene, you can choose to blow him partway through, which has the result of granting you a Torn Page.

By whatever method, you've now convinced him to tell you where to go.  Proceed to Part 4.

 

Part 4

Spoiler

Once you arrive in Whiterun, you get to ask the locals about the thief again.  The best place to find people to talk to is the market, which you need to go to anyway.  Talk to enough people (somewhere around 5-6) and you'll realize that he's not in town yet.

 

In the market, by the well, is a beggar who will stop you if you get close.  You can give him some coins, ignore him, or be mean to him, but there isn't yet any real impact to this decision.

Head into The Bannered Mare and talk to Hulda about getting a job.  She tells you that she needs a waitress, and if you agree you start by using the chest behind her in the corner to change clothes.  Once you're changed, the job begins.

Talk to any of the NPCs named "Customer" and they will order some combination of fish, pork, and fruit.  Return to Hulda and repeat the order, then return to the customer to deliver the order.  Finally, give the payment to Hulda.

On the third time you bring the payment back to Hulda, she gives you a tray and asks you to take it to the balcony upstairs.  Head up there and meet the old man (if you have the NPC Names patch installed his name is Veteris Dives Verpa, which is Latin for "old rich penis").  The old man is a huge douche.  After the little scene where he insults you and demands recompense, you have a few options:

1. Agree to lick him clean, if you have the required 10 karma
2. Offer to strip for him or give him a kiss
3. Tell him off and return to Hulda

If you choose the licking option, there's a scene in which you service him quite extensively, and then he throws you out.

If you choose to strip, he admires you for a bit and then demands more.  If you choose a kiss, there's a quick scene of it, with a bonus if you stripped for him first; afterwards he demands more.  You can offer to let him lick you, but he refuses, or you can tell him you'll return later and he lets you go; if you have at least 8 karma you can offer to blow him, which gets more interesting.  During the blowjob your character will stop, and he will offer you 10 gold to finish; you get the following options:

1. If you have at least 15 karma, you can agree to that
2. If you have at least 25 karma, you can ask for more
3. You can tell him you'll return later

If you strip for him, then kiss him, then agree to blow him - in order - you are awarded the I Am Altering The Deal achievement.

If you ask for more, he'll offer you 12, but only if you agree to swallow.  You can take that offer, take the offer of 10, or back out entirely.  Taking the raised offer results in the completion of the scene, and then he throws you out.  If you instead take the first offer, you get some additional options after the scene finishes.  If you stop at the washbasin in his room, you can choose to spit there or not.  Spitting in his room results in another set of scenes and leads to a "bad end" scenario and quest failure.  If you leave the room, you will instead spit into the nearby vase.

No matter what path you've taken, you need to return to Hulda.  If you chose to lick him or took the swallow path, you'll be covered in semen and Hulda will make a comment about it.

If you at any point told him to fuck himself, Hulda will go upstairs to talk to the old man for about a minute, leaving you at the bar.  When she returns, she tells you that you either have to go back and let him fuck you, or you're fired (another way to fail the quest).  On your way back upstairs, a Khajiit will stop you and offer to give you some poison you can use to kill the old man instead of sleeping with him.

If you take the poison from the Khajiit and then choose not to use it to murder the old man, you can get an achievement later.

When you get back to the old man, you can choose to poison him if you opted for that route, or go through with it.  A karma below 20 results in getting raped, while a value 20 or higher results in vaguely consensual sex.  If you have a drink with him - but do not poison him - before having sex, you receive the Beer Goggles achievement.

After the scene, if you have at least 30 karma you can activate the bed to get a revenge scene where you pee on his bed (and receive the Pee-ty Revenge achievement).  Having sex with the old man at any time awards you with a Torn Page.  If you took any of the previous options that included promising to return and have sex with him later, you can keep the promise and receive the page and the Verbal Contract achievement at any point from Part 5 forward, so long as you have at least 60 karma; make sure to talk to Hulda before and after for a free 100 gold.

 

Kill him or fuck him, then return to Hulda.

Now that the old man has been dealt with, by whatever method, Hulda sends you to a table in the back to continue the quest.  When you near the table, by the big spit over the fire, you recognize the thief and have two options for how to proceed.  Choose either, the result is the same: he escapes, you change back into your clothes and quit your side gig as a waitress, and chase after him.

If you gave the beggar some coins earlier or do so now, he will tell you which way the thief went.  Head toward the main gate and you'll stop and pick up his hat.  Continue outside to the stables, where you witness him steal a horse and respond by immediately stealing a horse to give chase.  Follow him as he goes west, then southwest, then south, until you're knocked off of your horse.  If at any point during this chase sequence the big bar fills up, you lose him and fail the quest.

If the Thief's horse gets stuck during the chase:

Spoiler

Run a little ahead of him, and use prid XX026db3 and moveto player to get him past the bad nav point.

If you get stuck during the chase when knocked off the horse:

Spoiler

The script expects your horse to be killed when shot, and as a result mods that make horses essential (such as Amazing Follower Tweaks) break the chase sequence.  If your horse is still alive, you will need to target it via the console and issue the commands setEssential XX026dae 0 and kill, and things should progress as normal.

If the bandits do not appear or you encounter other issues

Spoiler

Make sure you don't have A Forsworn Story installed, as it modifies the cell and causes conflicts.

You're now accosted by two bandits.  After a short conversation, you have the following options:

1. Fight them
2. Run away
3. Strip, if you have at least 11 karma

Fighting and running are self-explanatory, but if you strip you get another choice: offer to fuck the leader, which results in a fight that allows you to escape, or if you have at least 20 karma you can offer to fuck them both, which results in a DP rape scene.

If you have sex with the two bandits, you are awarded the Honor Among Thieves achievement.

If you go with the rape route, once you regain control, you have a minigame.  Mash WAD rapidly to build up the bar until it fills, and your character stands up.  Next, you need to free your hands; the fire gives you the tools necessary to do this.  Finally, to unlock the chest, you need to check the cloth sack that one of the bandits is using for a pillow, which contains the key.  While you're here, you can choose to ride the sleeping bandit by interacting with him over and over until you get a pop-up.  This is just a bonus scene: there are no consequences or karma changes whatever you choose, but it does grant you the Popping A Tent achievement.

If you are unable to activate the fire to burn off the wrist rope:

Spoiler

1. Open your console
2. Click on the chest and note its refID value, which is XX029a0c
3. Whatever the XX values are, enter the command startscene XX027E7A
4. Close the console

 

Having escaped from the bandits, head to the water mill that was just up the road to the east.  Once you cross the bridge, you'll stop to examine a puddle of blood on the road.  Continue down the road, keeping an eye out for more blood.  You'll need to make a right turn, and you'll pass a small Nordic ruin off the road slightly on your right.  You will be returning to this ruin shortly, so you can save a little time by unlocking the map marker now.  Eventually the blood trail turns left off the road by a low fence, and proceeds up the nearby hill, where you finally find the thief's dead horse.  After a quick scene, Part 5 begins.

 

Part 5

Spoiler

Head down the hill into Falkreath and begin asking about the thief again.  If you ask about half a dozen people, you'll be told that Lod the blacksmith was seen with the thief.  Lod denies having met the thief, but if you already have that information then you call him on the lie.  Alternatively, if you ask Lod before you're told about him, your character realizes he's lying; you then have the option of breaking into his house to find proof or just continue to ask around about it.

Once you've caught Lod in the lie, you get a lot of options for trying to get him to tell you what he knows.  Some lead nowhere, but you can bribe or threaten him to get him to talk.  If you have at least 11 karma, then you can use the option "Why won't you just tell me?" to lead to a scene with him.

You start with a blowjob, but Lod's been taking lessons from Darth Vader and he keeps changing the deal, starting by tearing off your clothes and starting to fuck you.  If you have at least 20 karma, you can allow him to finish, and he'll tell you where to go.  You can also demand that he tell you first (although he continues to thrust the entire time).

If you demand the information first, and you have at least 40 karma, Lod will switch positions partway through.  Once he has told you where to go, if you're still getting fucked, you have the option of making him stop, or with at least 25 karma you can keep your promise.  Keeping your promise leads to him making you a free daedric weapon of your choice, and more options later.

Having sex with Lod by either method rewards the Broad Daylight achievement and a Torn Page.

Lod tells you to talk to Zoe, in the local alchemist's shop Grave Concoctions which is just to the right from Lod's shop, past the jarl's house.  Zoe tells you to go check on a witch, who lives in a little hut on top of a hill overlooking the graveyard (from the Hall of the Dead, head northeast up the little path, past the little pools fed by the waterfalls, to the burned out shack - you'll know it's the right spot when you get the scene commenting on the state of the ruin).  Once there, you can examine a bunch of objects, but to get into the hidden basement you need to examine the bed, then crouch and examine the trap door under the bed, then examine the bed again.

With the trap door exposed, you can go in and fight the fire atronach.  If you're having trouble with this fight, you can console kill it or use any other cheesy tactics (getting a daedric weapon from Lod makes every fight very easy, even at level 1).  After a quick scene, return to Zoe for another scene (skippable).  Zoe sends you to Runil at the Hall of the Dead (or the graveyard) to arrange the witch's burial, and he sends you to the Dead Man's Drink to retrieve Kust the gravedigger.

Go to the Dead Man's and you'll overhear the two farmers at the bar talking about you (if you have the NPC Names patch installed their names are Halfviti and Amadan, which are Icelandic for "moron" and Welsh for "fool" respectively).  Kust is in the large room on the right; go in and tell him to get back to work, and he'll tell you to leave.  You can now convince the curiously silent bard to sing "The Age of Aggression" (which unlocks the Age Of Aggression achievement) to distract Kust and steal his coin pouch.  If you instead go back to Zoe and talk with her (skippable), she gives you two other options: drug his mead or trade him sex for the money.  Depending on your karma, the scene after you leave the alchemist's shop varies.  If you opt to drug him, simply make the potion and add it to his mead bottle while he's distracted by the bard.

If you have at least 50 karma, you can prostitute yourself to Kust for his money.  This entails a mini game where you try to make him orgasm before a candle burns out.  If you fail at this game, you get a long scene with Kust and the two farmers from the bar, in which Kust shows off your body and offers to pimp you out for booze.  If you get this scene, it unlocks additional scenes in the future (detailed in the Side Quests section) and awards a Torn Page.

To win the game, you want to left-click constantly, at least once per second, to build up the big bar on the left side of the screen.  Right-clicking will switch between oral, which builds the pink erection bar, and sex, which drains the erection bar but builds the two big bars much faster.  Start with oral until you get the erection bar high, then switch back and forth between oral and sex to try to keep the erection bar above about 25% and trying not to fill the bar on the right.  Winning Kust's minigame rewards the Gamer Girl achievement.

Once Kust's drunken bender has been cut short, return to Runil in the Hall of the Dead and have a quick chat with him.  Your next task is to move the body, so head back into the Dead Man's and talk to the beggar to get him to follow you into the witch's basement.  That done, you can choose to pay him, or tell him to get lost for a small karma gain.  Finally, return to Zoe in the shop and have another chat with her (skippable).

Zoe tells you to find a place to sleep until morning.  You can go back to the Dead Man's and rent Kust's old room from Valga for a few coins, or if you kept your word with Lod during sex you can make a deal to sleep in his bed for the night and unlock the Shacking Up achievement.  Staying with Lod results in a scene, and is a repeatable event starting in Part 6.

In the morning, you can find Runil standing in the graveyard and ask him about Zoe.  Zoe is now in the witch's basement, where she remains for the rest of the story.

Along the way, Kust may stop you.  If you're nice to him and give him back his coin purse, he'll offer to buy you drinks if you meet him in his old room in the evenings.  He won't show up unless you steal his shovel, leaning against the low stone wall nearby.  If you take the shovel immediately, then Kust will walk over to it and play out a scene where he wonders who stole it; if you decide to come back and take the shovel later (you can take it at any point in the future), you instead have to be outside around 09:00-10:00 to see the scene.  Getting this scene to play is required for Kust to actually show up at the tavern, and you can check if it has happened by talking to him during the day while he's outside; if he comments about the shovel being stolen, then he'll show up every night.  You may want to put off stealing the shovel until after the scene with the Imperial in Part 6, so that meeting Kust remains available.

Meet with Zoe in the basement for another (skippable) scene, and proceed to Part 6.

 

Part 6

Spoiler

Zoe sends you to collect some reagents for her spell in another (skippable) scene.  The first two are fairly straightforward to gather: the Dremora Lord's heart is at the ruin that we visited earlier, after escaping from the road bandits in Part 4; the Lunar Nirnroot is in the Eldergleam Sanctuary, which we visited back in Part 3.  There are also now two more Side Quests available depending on your choices with Lod and Kust.

To summon the Dremora Lord, simply stand in the middle of the ruin and use the scroll.  There's a little dialog, followed by a fight.  If you take enough hits and he's able to strip off enough of your armor, he can start to rape you with his flaming todger.  This will result in death very quickly unless you click your mouse buttons to throw him off.  Once he's dead, you can take the heart to Zoe.  He can be console killed if necessary, but he's easy enough that you can punch him to death at level 1.

When you get to the main cavern in the sanctuary, there's a druid standing on the little hill in the center of the area who you can ask about the Nirnroot.  If you have at least 60 karma, you can offer to trade sex for the information (say that he needs intimacy to understand feelings).  Partway through the scene, he will transform into a troll (this changes a number of other scenes later).

Having sex with the druid/troll will award the One With Nature achievement and a Torn Page.

You can alternatively fight the druid, which results in fighting his troll form as well.  This fight is slightly difficult, and both human and the troll forms are immune to console kill.  You can also try to persuade him by passing his quiz; the answers are "a wolf", "a river", and "the kurolisk".

No matter how you get the location from the druid, you have to jump in the water and stand under the waterfall to enter the Lunar Nirnroot cave.  When you get to the end, your character will stop and think about seeing the Nirnroot in the distance.  If you're wearing any body armor or clothes, any boots, or any gloves, a huge wraith called the Nirnroot Guardian will spawn if you move into the large room.  This is a hard fight, but you can console kill it.  If you simply remove your clothing though, it won't spawn and you can proceed.

Once you climb up and take the Nirnroot, the cave begins to collapse.  Run back out of the cave to escape.  The timer on this is extremely tight, and runs in real time so it cannot be paused.  If you had troll sex earlier and you can't run/sprint, even opening your inventory long enough to put on clothes will result in death.

With the two reagents in hand, return to Zoe in the basement for yet another (skippable) scene.  She tells you that she needs the Jarl's dreamcatcher, from the Jarl's bedroom.  At the moment, you can't even get into the building.  Talk to the door guard and ask him about joining the city guards (the other options go nowhere currently).

If there is no guard by the door:

Spoiler

Run startquest hp_FalkreathJarlHouseQuest in the console.  If that doesn't work, then this post has more possible solutions.

There is a rare glitch that can break the mod entirely, and will first become obvious when the door guard fails to appear.  See this post for a description of the issue and a hard solution.

 

When you enter the barracks, go straight through and down the stairs into the dungeon.  Talk to the captain and tell him that you can prove yourself.  He tells you to capture or kill whoever is murdering his men on the road east of town.  When you return to the barracks and reach the top of the stairs, there's a conversation between two Imperial legionnaires about the murders.

If you listen to their conversation, you can follow the officer outside and try to get him to let you come along.  He wants payment for bringing you, but if you have at least 60 karma you can offer to have sex with him in lieu of the half he demands upfront.  If you then meet him in the Dead Man's, there's a sex scene (and a related Torn Page).  If you stole Kust's shovel earlier, he will see you and his Side Quest will become permanently unavailable (just don't steal the shovel yet to prevent this).

After some cowgirl (with different dialog depending on troll sex), you have a few options to stop or continue.  You can stop, say you'll stay just a little longer to get a short scene from Narri's perspective, or say you'll stay for more money.  If you tell him that you need to think, then demand money and say you need to think again, then say you need to think for a third time, you are awarded the Indecisive achievement.  If you choose to stay for the additional money, the scene continues until the morning, when the private comes in; how your character finishes this scene depends on your karma, with a slightly longer scene at 90 or above.

If you travel with the two Imperials, before too long they'll stop and have an argument about whether or not it's safe to be out on the road.  They happen to do this at the ruined tower where the murderer is hiding, and unless you somehow kill her before she can kill them or knock you out, they both die (if the Imperials die here, you receive the Yautja achievement).  The only way to do this without console commands is to be extremely powerful and use a bunch of dragon shouts to slow down time and close the distance to her so you can knock her out.  If you do successfully kill her (not return her to the prison, because then the two Imperials despawn), be sure to bring along a bladed weapon of some sort (any dagger, sword, or axe) so you can actually cut off her head.

If you are having difficulty with the Phantom:

Spoiler

If you can get into melee range of the Phantom, one hit of any kind will knock her out and allow you to interact with her to continue the quest.  The most effective way of doing this is by setting the scrolls that Zoe provides you with to one hand, and your fist in the other.  Once you can see the tower from the road, cast your scroll and keep refreshing the effect when it fades, then sprint up the hill and punch her lights out.

If all else fails, click and hold to charge a weapon swing then open the console and type help phantom and note the formID that it returns, should be XX06F2E6.  Now type prid XX06F2E7 and moveto player then close the console and release your swing to smack the bitch in her invisible face.  This is pretty much the only possible way to access the super-secret scene with the Imperial officer.

 

If you capture the Phantom, you receive the Mandalorian achievement.  Killing her on the cliff instead grants the If It Bleeds achievement.

If both Imperials survive past the tower, you can continue up the road with the lads through Helgen and into the foothills of the Throat of the World, until they make camp.  At this point, if you have at least 30 karma, you can agree to have sex with the officer to stay warm in the snow and get the Happy Camper achievement.  Side note: there are three different levels of karma noted in the mod globals related to this camp scene, but as far as I can tell only the one at 30 is used for anything.  Regardless of your choices here, the two Imperials die fighting the Stormcloaks.

If you get knocked out by the murderer along the way, you wake up back in the basement and Zoe gives you some exposition about an ancient order of assassins called the Phantoms.  She gives you a few scrolls that slow down time and sends you back out to capture the Phantom and bring her back to Zoe.  If you manage to land a hit on the Phantom at any point, you can talk to her to get the option of where to take her, or just keep beating her to death to take her head instead (you need a bladed weapon to remove her head).

Bringing the Phantom back to Zoe results in a short scene, then you have to wait or somehow pass 12 game hours, then you return and get an amulet of invisibility.  You can then either release the killer or take her to the guards.

Bringing the killer to the dungeon, or bringing them her head, both result in you officially becoming a member of the guards.  Wait or pass 12 game hours and you can return for your paperwork and uniform.  Curiously this is just, like, some club membership, and doesn't involve actually doing any guard stuff.

You can now enter the Jarl's longhouse, either by showing your guard credentials to the doorman, or by equipping the invisibility amulet and sneaking in.  Nothing happens in here unless there's a party, but fortunately one starts every night at 20:00.  Once the party starts, you need to get past the man guarding the Jarl's bedroom.  This can be accomplished in any of three ways.  If you have the invisibility amulet, you can simply put it on again and sneak past him.  Alternatively, you can talk to the door guard to discover that he has a crush on the table dancer, and subsequently pay the dancer to take him upstairs and blow him.  This gives you a few seconds to sneak into the bedroom.

 

The best solution requires at least 47 karma, which allows you to pay the table dancer to get spit-roasted by the two guests and make the door guard jealous.  While the guard is pouting, you can convince him to let you into the room for sex.  With at least 80 karma, you can actually follow through and have sex on the jarl's bed.  This grants +5 karma and a Torn Page.  If you orgasm at least three times during the minigame with the guard, you also unlock the Learner's Permit achievement.

 

By whatever method, once you're in the room you place the teleportation stone on a small table on the right side of the room.  This provides you with a method of both ingress and egress.  If you snuck into the room, you can simply take the dreamcatcher from above the bed and teleport out.  If you have to return to the room, and you do it between about 01:00 and 06:00, you teleport into the Jarl having a threesome; trying to steal the dreamcatcher during this results in one of two bad ends, depending on whether or not you escape.

 

While you still have access to the jarl's parties, keep an eye out for a couple of guests having sex on the map table in one of the side rooms.  It may take a few nights of coming to the party (if you're playing on a fresh save, it can take almost a week of partying), but once you see them you can unlock the Skyrimming achievement by simply standing behind the man for a few seconds, with at least 100 karma.  It may be possible to get the lovebirds to hurry along by simply leaving the longhouse and re-entering it over and over until they decide to get busy - needs testing.

Once you successfully steal the dreamcatcher and return it to Zoe, she immediately betrays you.  After the scene, stand up and run outside before the building explodes, and get ready for a fight.  Zoe will appear for only a few seconds at a time in a random location within the ring of flames, which is the only opportunity you have to deal damage to her.  When she disappears, she will summon a handful of mobs (skeletons, atronachs, etc.) that you have to kill before she emerges again.  After the third round of summoned mobs, she also begins to rain fire on the arena.  Your best bet is to get a Daedric weapon from Lod and do your best to wail on her during the brief windows you have.  Save often, and use the slow time scrolls if you have them.

If you have difficulty fighting Zoe:

Spoiler

The Zoe fight has been broken since about v0.9.0 and she is only visible for about a second at a time.  The fight is heavily scripted, and it's possible to force it to advance to the point that it ends.  To accomplish this, once the fight has started outside, you can enter the following commands in the console one-at-a-time to advance to the next stage of the fight.

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 1  =>  "Let's see how you deal with this!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 2  =>  "That was just a warm-up!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 3  =>  "What do you say to this?"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 4  =>  "You're starting to make me angry!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 5  =>  "Let's see you survive this!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 6  =>  "That's it, I'm done playing with you!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 7  =>  "How!?  How could you defeat me!?"

You need to close the console after entering each command and wait for Zoe to finish saying the corresponding dialog.  If you don't see the dialog after 10-15 seconds, just proceed to the next command (there's a lot going on during the fight and sometimes the subtitles will not be displayed correctly).  After you enter the last command, Zoe will die.

 

As an alternative to all of that, you can try targeting Zoe with the console and using the tai command to turn off her AI.

 

 

 

Part 7

Spoiler

With Zoe's apotheosis thwarted, you now need to get to Solitude.  Just outside the gate, sitting on a stump, there's a carriage driver who will offer to take you, but he wants 400 gold for the trip.  If you have the guard credentials from Part 6, you can abuse them to get the price all the way down to 50.  If you don't or can't make use of your status as a guard, you can pay the full amount or you can ask for a discount, which will result in him offering one in exchange for sex.  With high enough karma, you can get it down to 200 this way.

If you agreed to his sex proposal, just outside of town he'll stop the wagon and try to initiate the scene.  You can threaten him or say you'll back out of the deal to cancel the sex and proceed normally, or you can agree.  The scene changes depending on your karma level and whether or not you've ever done anal.  If you don't agree to his sex proposal but you have high karma, you have the option of masturbating when he falls asleep.

Having sex with the cart driver awards the Shaggin Wagon achievement.

Slightly farther down the road, the wagon stops at the base of a hill, and you have to get out and push.  This occurs no matter how you get to this point, but if you took the sex route the dialog will be slightly different.  At the top of the hill, the sex will begin again if it's already started.

Finally, near the end of the journey, there will be a short minigame if you opted for sex.  This minigame is extremely hard on normal difficulty, and failure results in you getting fucked all the way through Rorikstead, with the entire village watching.

From Rorikstead, Solitude is just a few minutes up the road.  Once you arrive at the gates to the city, you'll notice a crowd gathered.  The city is closed, and the guards won't let anyone in.

If you talk to Viggi the cheesemonger right next to the gate, he will tell you that there's a back entrance to the city, down near the docks.  The two young Nords sitting by the campfire are aspiring bards, and if you chat with them a bit you can get them to play music for you, so you can help them decide which of them plays better.  Whichever one or both you choose, you can opt to "reward" with a quick kiss.

At the local stable, there's a white-and-brown painted horse that you can interact with, and once you have you can then chat with the stablemaster about it, but nothing important happens.

 

If you head down to the back entrance (it's just across the bridge that spans the harbor) you will see a short scene with a spice merchant and Ikol, the guard.  Talking to Ikol will tell you that you can gain entry to the city by talking with the dockmaster down in the port, and will also let you know that Ikol is willing to pay you for sex.

You can exploit Ikol's proclivities to sneak the two bards into the city, if you have at least 90 karma and return to them.  This results in a fairly easy minigame: just make sure you signal them to stop while they're still behind Ikol, and before either bar fills up, then slow down and wait until the pink bar empties before speeding up and giving the signal again.

If you stay with Ikol and finish having sex with him, you are awarded the Table The Issue achievement.  Simply having sex with him awards a Torn Page.

Head down to the docks proper, and you can find the dockmaster either standing around in front of Vittoria Vici's little shop, or sleeping in a loft above it.  The dockmaster will explain that the East Empire Company has been having problems with some local pirates, and will likely sponsor you if you can put a stop to the problem.

Right next to the shop, there's a pile of boxes that the porter is moving into the city one-at-a-time.  If you climb into one, you will shortly get to a minigame where you have to keep from sneezing by keeping the slider from hitting either end of the bar: simply mash A and D when it gets close to the sides to change its direction.  If you fail, you lose this path into the city and will have to deal with the pirates, but if you win you end up in the city.

If you successfully sneak into the city in the box, you can use any of the dialog options to get rid of the porter, but offering to pay him and then stripping (with at least 39 karma) will give you the option to either have sex with him outside, agree to meet him later, or (with at least 160 karma) both.  In order to get the extended version of the scene, you need to have him accept your offer of collateral on the fourth dialog, meaning that you need to make an offer that he refuses at least one time.  He will accept any offer of gold above about 50 pieces, and any offer of goods with a total value above about 500.

If the scene with Cooli continues long enough for him to ejaculate inside you, you are awarded the Sugar And Spice achievement.

If you choose to or are forced to deal with the pirates, the marine at the end of the pier will give you more information about where to find them and what you need to bring back for the bounty (he wants the leader's helmet).  The pirates' camp is on the other side of the river, on the far side of the stone arch.  Once you get close to it, your character will stop and think about what to do.

If you proceed into the camp, you will enter dialog with Haki, the leader.  With high speechcraft you can convince him to just give you the helmet, and otherwise you have the options to try to join them or just kill them.  If you try to join them, claiming to be an archer means you have to make three shots in a row with a bow or be killed, and fighting Ilva puts you into a fistfight which is quite difficult at low level.  If you succeed in beating Ilva, your reward is getting raped by Haki (and the G Marks The Spot achievement, and a Torn Page).

If you are having difficulty winning fist fights:

Spoiler

You can easily win most of the fist fights in the mod by setting your damage to a high value with player.setAV unarmedDamage 1000, or you can use tai to disable your opponent's AI.

Once you're a pirate, you can steal the helmet by asking Haki if you can try it on and then running away, or you can explain that the bounty is for the helmet and Haki will give it to you.  No matter how you get the helmet back to the marine, he notifies the dockmaster, who gives you a writ of passage and 1000 gold.  With the writ, return to Viggi and he will enter the city, but you will have to either pay an additional fee or find another way in.

Some people have found it difficult to get both Viggi and the bards into the city, and sneak in via Cooli the porter.  It is definitely possible to do, but you only have about three in-game days from the time you first visit the harbor entrance before Cooli finishes moving the spice crates.

If you are having difficulty getting the bards and/or Viggi into the city with enough spare time to also sneak in:

Spoiler

Target Cooli with the console (prid XX0e59d7) and disable him until you finish getting the bards/Viggi into the city, then enable Cooli again and proceed as normal.

 

 

Part 8

Spoiler

Now that you've made it inside Solitude, you're once again asking the locals for information about the thief.  If you ask at least three people, then wait a few hours, you'll be arrested by the guards and taken to the dungeon.

If you sneaked into the city in the box and agreed to meet with Cooli in Madam Petit's, you can be arrested mid-coitus if you have asked at least one person about the Thief beforehand.  This path will result in you being taken to the dungeon in the nude (and awards the Dead To Rights achievement).  The sex scene with the porter is detailed in the Side Quests section below.

Once in the dungeon, you will be tied to a cross and interrogated by Captain Vala.  If you resist, you will be whipped until you submit.  If you spit in Vala's face during the interrogation, when she leaves she'll either have the inquisitor continue to whip you, or have all the guards rape you, depending on if you were arrested in Madam Petit's or not.  If you get raped here, you are awarded the Inquisition achievement.

Eventually, you'll be brought into Vala's office, where she'll put a bag over your head and lead you to the Blue Palace to meet with Elisif.  After some dialog, Elisif offers to let you stay in one of the guest chambers.

If you agree, you'll be led into a stately bedroom with a bathtub.  Once you get undressed and get a fire going, you can get into the bath.  With enough karma, you will have the option to start masturbating, but either way Wooster the valet will enter shortly and interrupt you.  He offers to leave a man to entertain you for the night.  If you agree, you will have sex for the rest of the night (and receive the Bigelow achievement), otherwise you will simply go to sleep after the bath and a meal.

If you have high karma, but you don't masturbate in the bath, refuse the gigolos, and then don't masturbate in bed, you are awarded the Capgras achievement.

You can return to the guest chambers later - in Part 10 - and unlock these scenes, but it's not clear if the achievements are still accessible later (needs confirmation).

If Wooster and/or the gigolos don't appear:

Spoiler

Wooster's refID is XX101656 and the refIDs of the gigolos are XX0eceac and XX0ecead, so if you need to move Wooster you just enter XX101656.moveto player and he'll appear, and the scene should continue as normal.

In the morning, Wooster comes in again to lead you out of the palace.  Depending on your previous choice and your level of karma, this scene varies quite a bit.  Once you get dressed, he leads you outside.  After being led outside, either in the night or the morning, you need to return to Vala's office to get brought up to speed on the investigation and retrieve your things.

Vala tells you to find a way into the Skunkway, a rumored criminal haven in the sewer system.  Head into the manhole cover nearest the front gate, right next to Radiant Raiment, to find a guard who will greet you.  If you have at least 120 karma, and are nude, you can have sex with him before he wanders into the sewers (which grants the Secret Of The Ooze achievement).  No matter what you say to him, you need to walk deeper into the sewers to continue.

You appear back at the bonfire, having gotten lost, and decide to return to Vala.  Once you return to the dungeon, Vala tells you that she's caught a cutpurse who may have information.  The man tells you about Charon, the only man who knows the way to the Skunkway, and Vala sends you to investigate.  Return to the bonfire in the sewer and light the torches on the walls to summon Charon.  When he appears, he tells you that he will only accept a toll of a special coin called a Dibellan.

When you return to Vala once again to report, she tells you a little about the coin and sends you to Radiant Raiment to talk to a jeweler.  The jeweler can be convinced (by buying or selling any item through the trade interface) to tell you that both Madam Petit and Gro-Yagak the orc have Dibellans, or he's willing to trade you his own copy for a coin owned by a shady merchant named Varg the Fixer.

I very much recommend that you pick up all three of the coins during Part 8, as you will need them in Part 9 (and it awards the Numismatics achievement).  By now you have probably picked up a ring or two that you can easily hand him for the information, but if not you can just buy whatever is cheapest.

 

If you can't get the jeweler to tell you about the coin:

Spoiler

setpqv bd_sq_sol sol_jeweler_dial_anotherperson 90

To break into Varg's house, first approach the front door in the alley until you get the scene about it being too hard to break in the front door, after which you can climb some hanging moss behind his house right next to the courtyard of the Blue Palace.  You can then peek into the windows to try to discover Varg's schedule, or you can climb through one of the windows to get inside.  If you get caught inside, either by going in at the wrong time or by tripping the trap in the vault, Varg will rape you all night before letting you go in the morning (this grants the Five-Finger Discount achievement).  If you get caught a second time, there's a bad end scene where he sells you into slavery in High Rock.  If you fight after being caught and kill Varg and his guards, and subsequently trip the trap, there's a different bad end scene that plays.

In order to break into Varg's house safely, you need to know when the house is empty.  You can learn this either by watching him yourself, or by enlisting help.  If you helped the two bards sneak into the city earlier, you can convince them to watch Varg's house for you.  If you helped the cheesemonger enter the city, you can convince him to keep an eye out for Varg in the market.  After 24 in-game hours, the bards and/or the cheesemonger will be able to tell you Varg's schedule.  It is possible to enlist both the bards and Viggi to watch Varg, but only if you talk to both of them and get them to agree to help before you become aware of Varg's schedule by any method.

The cheesemonger's scenarios are detailed in the Side Quests section below, as is the bards' reward scenario.  If you manage to steal the coin from Varg's vault, you can return it to the jeweler for the Dibellan plus some additional money (up to 1000).  The urn in Varg's vault has no use other than to sell it to a vendor.

If you'd prefer to get a Dibellan from Madam Petit, you have a few options.  You can steal it from her safe directly by pick-pocketing the key from her when she sits by the fire in the evenings.  You can also enlist Kili to steal it for you, but you'll first need to talk to Petit about it to be able to convince Kili.

Madam Petit is willing to give it to you if you help her "convince" Kili to work as an escort.  To accomplish this, you're supposed to lead Kili to the alley by the tavern at night, where two guys will rape her.  If you tell Kili about this plot, she'll agree to help you steal the coin and you lose the ability to lead her to the rapists.  You need to leave Madam Petit's place and wait for a while, but Kili will eventually steal the coin and give it to you in exchange for 1000 gold.

If you go with Petit's plan, you can lead Kili outside any night after 20:00.  If you tell her you're going on ahead, you can meet the rapists alone.  This gives you the opportunity to try to convince them to lie to Petit, either by paying them 400+ gold or by beating them in a fight.

On the first visit, your only options are to pay exactly 400, fight, or leave.  If you pay them off they'll ask you to have a drink with them, and if you take the drink you'll wake up in the morning being raped by a stableboy (awards the Roll In The Hay achievement).  If you fight them and lose, they rape you all night.  Once you've been raped the first time, things change on all subsequent nights.

If you fight them and win at any point, they agree to lie to Petit and you are awarded the Their Own Medicine achievement.  Paying the rapists to lie at any point rewards the Double Cross achievement.

If you return on another night after being raped, your options are to fight again or talk.  Talking results in a haggling minigame during a sex scene.  You get two chances to offer 400 gold or more, but either way you spend the night getting raped in the alley.  If you make an offer they like, you also have the option of returning another night to have sex with them again (awards the Seal The Deal achievement).  So long as you never actually pay them 400 or more, you can continue to return every night for another 20 karma if you want to.

If you bring Kili to the rapists, you have to convince her to drink with them, and they will then spend all night raping her (awards the No True Friend achievement).  The dialog changes slightly if you've met with them or been raped by them before, and if you were raped and have high karma at the end of the scene they'll force you to lick them clean.

In the morning, Kili is despondent and refuses to move.  Go talk to Petit to get the coin, and when you get back outside you'll notice a crowd gathered where Kili is preparing to jump off the wall to her death.  Use the stairs in the little tower to the left to get on the wall walk, and you'll start a conversation where you try to calm Kili down.  You can either give her the money to escape the city, or you can convince her to work for Petit.  If she stays in the city, she will eventually become an escort, but not until a later version of the mod is released.

If Kili dies in this scene, you are awarded the Hearden My Heart achievement.

To get a Dibellan from Gro-Yagak, first find him at his table in the corner and ask him about the coin.  He will tell you that you have to bankrupt three other players before he'll play with you.

In order to start dicing, first you need to talk to Romero the gamesman by the table and get him to teach you the rules, which you can do either by paying him 50 gold or having sex with him (the latter awards the Strategy Guide achievement).  He can also be convinced to give you some tips about playing better once you've learned to play.

There are four men you can play dice with, one of whom proposes to bet his gold against your body.  If you lose against him three times, you're forced to go through with the bet or you can no longer play dice (awards the Bet Your Ass achievement and a Torn Page).  This scene includes two secrets.  First, if you currently have the "butthurt" condition, which you get from having too much rough anal sex or putting things in your butt, some of the dialog will be different.  Second, if you don't press any buttons for about a minute, the scene continues long enough that a patron comes to use the toilets and ends up getting urine on you (awards the Golden Shower achievement).

Once you have reduced three of the other players to 0 gold each, you can play against Gro-Yagak.  Once you've won all of Gro-Yagak's 1000 gold from him, he will give you his Dibellan.  You can give him back the 1000 gold and he will be happy, and if you ask him what "boom-boom" is you can unlock a secret scene (and the Boom-Boom! achievement).  If you have agreed to help Petit with her plot regarding Kili - and Kili therefore has her evenings free - the scene with Gro-Yagak will include a small cameo from Kili (thanks @sagar123).

If you're having trouble winning at the dice game, see the Winning at Dice section below.

While not required, it may be advantageous to take the time to obtain more than one Dibellan before proceeding, as you will need to acquire at least 15 of them eventually.  With at least one Dibellan in your possession, you can return to Vala for some more dialog and 1000 gold, or simply return to the sewers and finally make your way to the Skunkway.  After Charon leads you there, he disappears again.  You're left with nowhere to go except to knock on the door.

 

 

Part 9

Spoiler

After knocking on the door a few times, you encounter Fanar who lets you in and makes you put all of your gear into a chest.  The only things that you retain are any Dibellans that you still have, any quest items, and the buttplug if you have it.

He then tells you to climb onto the table so he can perform a cavity search.  You can proceed by agreeing to be searched, giving him a Dibellan now, or promising to give him 2 Dibellans when you leave.

If you agree to be searched, he fists you for a while until there's a knock on the door.  He eventually stops to get the door, letting in Huzei.  They talk for a bit while Huzei stows his things in a chest, and if you have at least 280 karma at this point you will start masturbating.  Once Huzei is gone, Fanar returns to check the other cavity.  At this point you can allow him to fist your ass, give him a Dibellan to let you go, promise to bring him 3 Dibellans when you leave, or with at least 50 karma tell him to check with his dick instead.

If you allow him to fully search you, you are awarded the Cavity Search achievement.

If you go with the sex option, then when you leave or return to the Skunkway, he will fuck you again so long as it has been at least a day since the last time.  You can pay a gold Dibellan to put an end to this, which results in a much longer scene that has extra parts if you are above 280 or above 600 karma and awards the Discharge Of Obligation achievement.

Once you are inside, there's very little you can do except go and talk to Olaf, the guy behind the bar.  He gives you a short tour, including a stop to take a shower if needed, and gives you a bed and clothes.  Once dressed, you can ask him about the thief and he'll direct you to the arena, upstairs, to talk to Kush.  Kush positively identifies the thief and tells you that he's still in the Skunkway, hiding in a room at the top of the stairs after he won a fortune in the local currency.  Proceed up and knock on the door to find that you can't get in.  Head down a level and talk to Grunvald about the room, and he'll tell you that only Tulvar has the authority to break into it.  Go back to the bottom floor and talk to Tulvar, who tells you that you need to bring him proof that the thief has broken one of the rules listed on the Codex.  Finally, return to Kush in the arena and ask him about the fight that the thief bet on.  Kush will tell you that he's too busy to talk about it tonight, but you can come back tomorrow or trade sex for it tonight.  With at least 80 karma, you can agree to sex.  If you don't meet the 80 karma requirement to agree, you can leave the arena and go back in to agree at any level of karma.  Note: having sex here will give you improved returns on your betting later, and since betting on the arena is one of the best ways to make money it helps to start stacking these bonuses early.

Having sex with Kush awards the Tucked In achievement.

If you have trouble sleeping in the Skunkway:

Spoiler

It's possible to cancel some scenes by zoning out of the arena before they finish, which leaves you in a state such that you cannot sleep but also can't do anything else.  If you encounter this, run setpqv bd_sq_sw IsTired true and you'll be able to sleep.

If Kush fails to show up:

Spoiler

Open the console and either target Kush with the mouse or use prid XX186e51 to target him.

Move down to the bed and run the following:

1. moveto player
2. setpqv hp_sw_sleeping Date_Kush_IntroDone false
3. startscene XX18e996c

The scene should begin as normal

 

Either way, by the next morning Kush has told you that the former arena champion, Runa, is now working at the Squeaky Mast because she's in debt.  When you go to Olaf to ask about this, he's having an argument with Jorik.  After Jorik leaves, Olaf will tell you that the way to the Squeaky Mast is closed because of some kind of monster in the tunnels, and tells you to see Tulvar about it.  Tulvar describes the situation, and says that he'll send you in if you want to go, but that you should talk to Jorik about it first.  He also mentions that the first person to go missing was one of Grunvald's tenants, so if you go up and ask Grunvald about it he'll tell you the guy's name.

Jorik is less helpful, outright refusing to enter the tunnels.  He can be convinced to draw you a map of the place, if you're willing to have sex with him for it.  You can refuse and he will offer you a few silvers, and if you ask for more he'll offer a few more coppers.  With 80 karma you can agree to his deal, with or without the coppers, and get a scene with or without a fellatio scene at the beginning (and the Mazerunner achievement).

Once you're through the barrier, use the wardrobes nearby to equip some armor and a weapon.  You are given the option to make this selection permanent, and unless you're really unsure of what you want to wear I'd recommend that you do this because you're going to be coming and going a lot.

Inside the tunnels proper, despite what everyone says, you don't need to worry because there's nothing there.  You can explore as much as you like in safety right now, which is probably worth doing.  Take note of the locations of all of the torches on the walls, as you will have the option later of keeping them lit for pay.  Once you're ready to face the beast, head up to the northwest corner of the area where there's a small room hidden behind a false sarcophagus.  You'll know you're in the right place because your character will literally say it's the right place.

To proceed, you need to go to the desk in the corner and read the note, revealing that the Beast is actually a rather well-spoken werewolf.  If you attempt to leave the room at this point, the Beast will attack and you'll have to fight it.

If you'd rather take a more measured approach, inspect the giant steel cage to create a trap, then use the haystack as a hiding place.  When the werewolf comes in, he'll sniff around for a while before approaching the haystack.  You get a very easy minigame to hold your breath, and if you succeed then the trap works.  If you fail, the werewolf finds you.  Once caught, you have only two options to survive: tell the werewolf what his real name is (only available if you talked to Grunwald about him earlier) or strip naked, which will have the obvious result (and awards the Knot A Threat achievement).

Unless either you or the werewolf are now dead, it's trapped in the cage.  Your next step is to gather up all of the bones and take them away.  If he's already back to being a man, you have a limited amount of time to accomplish this or he'll revert to werewolf form and you'll be forced to kill him.  Once you've gotten rid of the bones, return and talk to Torek, who thanks you for saving him and offers to give you a reward.  If you have the map from Jorik, you can get Torek to mark the location of his stash on it and check before you let him out.

There's not much more you can do at this point, so it's time to head back to Tulvar and tell him that the Beast is dead.  If you killed Torek, you'll simply tell him about the werewolf.  If Torek is alive, you have the option of taking the giant skeever head, or turning Torek in.  Either way, it's sleep time again.  If you have at least 150 karma you can choose to sleep naked, which does nothing until later (see the Burd's Scheme Side Quest).

 

If you do anything to violate the Codex prior to telling Tulvar that you've killed the Beast, it results in an immediate bad end scenario.  If you choose to violate it after, you are instead taken to prison and issued a fine.  You can break it again to be caned and issued a bigger fine.  Breaking it a third time results in losing all of your marks and being raped for a few days in a scene, which awards the Recidivist achievement.  If you want to do this, you can put off getting the reward from killing the Beast from Olaf and digging up Torek's stash until after you lose all of your marks.

The next day, Tulvar congratulates you on killing the Beast and Olaf gives you a bunch of marks as a reward.  It's now time to go to the Squeaky Mast and find Runa.  You can also start Torek's side quest here, but you can't really do anything until the next day so there's not much reason.  Details on Torek's side quest can be found in the Side Quests section below.

In the Mast, you once again have to strip to get in, and you're greeted by the proprietor Toris, an Altmer who is very prickly about running a temple of Dibella (and, in my version, flamboyantly gay - imagine his lines with a gay lisp and they're way funnier).  After some misunderstanding, he takes you to see Runa, who's locked into a stockade and being raped constantly.  He tells you that Vilgen owns her contract, so you need to talk to him about freeing Runa.  Nothing more you can do here, so return to the main hall and go up to the arena to talk to Kush.  He tells you that Vilgen is about to fight and sends you down to the staging area.  In the staging area, Bormir tells you that the fight has started and sends you back up.  Once the fight ends, head back down to the staging area and talk to Vilgen.  He tells you to meet him back in the arena, so head back up.  He takes a really long time to walk up there under his own power, so open your console and target him, then run up into the arena and use the moveto player command to teleport him into place.

To get Vilgen to talk to you, you either have to agree to have sex with him (requires 90 karma and awards the Biggest Fan achievement) or bring him an ale from Olaf.  If you go the ale route, Olaf will make you sweep the floors first.  If you don't meet the 90 karma bar to initially agree, each pile of dust you sweep up reduces the requirement, all the way down to around 10.  Once you get Vilgen talking he explains that Runa owes him over 10 gold Dibellans, but he'll sell you her contract if you give him 10.  It's time to sleep.  Be sure to allow the scene to complete before you zone out of the arena cell or you will need to use the console to correct the unable to sleep condition.

On the morning of the fourth day, you wake up and set out to make money.  If you got all 3 of the gold Dibellans in Part 8, plus the reward from Olaf, the reward from Torek, and the full pay from Jorik, you can have slightly over 3 gold marks at this point.  Talking to Olaf about how to make money reveals that you have 4 good options and a really bad option.  You can also talk to Sulla the cook who will tell you that she'll trade skeever tails for rations (killing a total of 50 skeevers awards the Pied Piper achievement), and a little later you can talk to Toris for the torch side quest.  That means you have 7 different things you can do:

1. Bet on fights in the arena
2. Bet on dice
3. Fight in the arena (or train in the arena)
4. Work as a whore in the Squeaky Mast
5. Sweep the floor for Olaf
6. Light torches for Toris
7. Kill skeevers for Sulla

Every day from now on you can do three things.  Each of 1-5 takes one unit of time, and 6-7 can be done without using time.  You can also pass time by activating the hearth in the main hall (or in your rented room, later on).

Betting in the arena is probably the best way to make money, and it's very straightforward.  You put down some amount on one of the fighters, and Kush pays you more than you bet if you win.  Every time you agree to sleep with Kush, he raises the percent return that you get from betting, stacking with no limit that I'm aware of.  There's nothing else to this, you just put down as much money as you can, then hope that you win and load a save if you don't.  After sleeping with Kush 2-3 times, you can make a full gold mark on a good win.  Note that Kush tends to pay you in copper, so until you get your exchange rate up to 10-1 you should avoid converting up to silver/gold.

Playing dice is another excellent way to make some marks, but it's limited.  You can only beat each player one time, but all told you can make over 5 gold marks in about 3 days' time.  You can start immediately by talking to Palamed and asking what you have to do to play against him, but before you do you might want to do a few things first.  If Torek is still alive, you can return to him and he will ask you to win his magic ring back from Palamed to cure his lycanthropy.  If you have worked as a whore in the Mast at least three times, when you ask Pala about the ring and offer to trade it for sex, there is a scene that will unlock several other scenes with him.  For tips on the dice minigame, see the Winning at Dice section below.

 

If you offer to trade Palamed sex for the ring and get the memory scene with him in the Mast, he immediately demands sex.  You can't comply immediately, but the next time you try to work at the Mast Toris comes and tells you that you have to comply or be fired.  Return to Pala for a short rapey scene in the main hall which awards the VIP Treatment achievement.  You now have the option to activate his table over and over until he picks a random bandit from the room to have sex with you.  From this point onward, he will approach you every few days and demand sex again, and if you refuse you will again be fired from the Mast until you agree.  Furthermore, if you win the dice games to unlock playing against Pala and subsequently bankrupt him as well (which unlocks the Yahtzee achievement), he will rape you once again.  Once he is bankrupt, you can either offer to buy the ring from him for between 3 and 10 gold marks, depending on your speechcraft, or bet gold marks against the ring at the table.  Winning the ring from him this way while having unlocked sex with Pala results in him raping you again, and awards the Turnabout achievement.

 

If you bring the ring back to Torek, you are awarded the My Precious achievement, and he tells you that he hid a stash of gold and items in a hollow rock at Chillfurrow Farm, near Whiterun.

The next-best way to make money is to work in the brothel.  To start, return to the Mast where you'll find that Toris, Dran, and Igna are in the office.  As soon as you enter, you're drawn into the situation.  Igna is having trouble getting Dran's dick in her holes, and Toris wants you to help her figure it out.  He initially offers you three silvers for the service, but if try to haggle he goes up to four-and-a-half and if you refuse outright he goes up to a full five silvers.  You can agree to help Toris if you have at least 100 karma.  If you've had sex with at least three unique men before entering the Skunkway, Toris will tell you that you're pregnant and that he has a potion that will cause an abortion, but he'll only give you one if you work for him.

During the minigame with Igna and Dran, there are 3 possible outcomes.  If you fail 3 times, Toris calls it off and fires Igna unless you intervene and let her continue to practice which results in a "scene" that mostly takes place outside the room.  If you succeed 8 times in a row (5 in one hole and then 3 in the other with no failures), you get a different scene.  Finally, if you simply do the 3 in each hole that Toris asks for, you get the normal version of the scene.

If you manage to succeed 5 times in a row in either hole during this minigame, you are awarded the The Hang Of It achievement.  Helping to train Igna at all awards the Tight Squeeze achievement.  This minigame can be very finicky and seems to have an unavoidable random chance of failure, so if you're having trouble and you want to get the special success scene, you can use setpqv hp_sw_brot insert_mg_times_f 0 to set the number of failures to zero.

Once done, Toris tells you that you can make a lot of money working for him.  You can also ask for other work, which leads to the torch-lighting quest (pays about 3 coppers per torch and awards the Lucifer achievement).  You can't actually do anything else here right now, but once you near the tunnel that exits the cell a scene starts in which your character thinks about being a whore and asking how much she can make.  The next time you talk to Toris, you can ask about it and he will show you how the system works.  He takes you to the brothel area and explains that you get paid based on the number of marks you accumulate, then invites you to sit on an empty bed to start work.  If you instead wait for about a minute, the event will be cancelled and you can return at a future time to get the intro scene.  If you sit down, a man walks over and starts asking about you.  If you leave at this point, you get a different scene if you return later.  If you allow the man to start having sex with you, a second man arrives later and asks about you.  If you decline to have sex with the second man, the scene will end here.  Finally, if you do nothing during the entire event you eventually escape after having sex with a third man.  If you took either of the first two paths, this intro scene will play out with slight differences if you return and sit on the bed in the future.  If you work normally after the intro scene, you get about 3 silvers if you have the vagina gape condition, and about 5 if you do not.  If it's morning or afternoon, you can choose to work multiple shifts in a row.  If you are able to amass 10 tally marks on each of your face, vagina, and ass at one time, you are awarded the Employee Of The Month achievement.  Once you have finished at least one shift in the Mast, you are locked out of working there again for the rest of the day.

If you have the vagina gape condition, the first time you enter the Mast after either having sex with Dran or working as a whore, Toris will examine you and explain that he can cure your condition (this leads into the Patreon-exclusive side quest Toris' Burlesque).  Similarly, after working as a whore for Toris at least once you can ask him for the pregnancy potion, and choose to either take it or not.  If you take the potion, you are awarded the Plan B achievement, whereas not taking it adds two more whole sections of Walkthrough to the story.

The final and worst major way to make money is to fight in the arena.  Talk to Bormir in the staging area and he'll let you sign up to fight, although he'll recommend that you do some training first.  When fighting, you can choose to fight naked and if you lose in this state you will get raped (although you are given a few bonus coppers for being raped like this).  If you lose a fight at any time under any circumstances, Bormir offers to let you cheat in future fights by choosing your opponent, for which he either wants half of your winnings (per fight) or sex with you (grants the A Leg Up achievement, and allows you to choose your opponent in your next three fights).  You get paid whether you win or lose, but winning is more profitable and the higher you get in the ranks the more you make.  It's still a very small amount, so I find this option to be mostly a waste of time.  The only exception to this is if you manage to make it all the way to champion.

If you do make it to champion, you are given a one-time bonus of 5 gold marks and the Killer Queen achievement.  You can continue to win fights for decent money, but you now also have the option to enter the arena nude after having not chosen a specific opponent to have a fight against Dodger (if you have the NPC Names patch installed, his name is instead Snake Oil).  He talks to you before the fight and suggests that you throw the match so that you can split the winnings from betting against you.  If you allow him to win, there is an extended rape scene and you are awarded the Abdication achievement.  You can then talk to Olaf the next day to be directed to the arena, and subsequently talk to Dodger about your payment.  He blackmails you into giving him a blowjob, and you can either refuse outright, agree (with 600 or more karma), or tell him to meet you in the tunnels.  Agreeing results in a short scene, after which he demands that you wait for him in the arena while he retrieves the marks.  You can once again refuse or agree at this point.  Agreeing results in yet another scene in which one of the random bandits takes advantage of you, which you once again have the option to cancel.  If you agree and wait through all of this, you can eventually go downstairs to the area near Traka to confront Dodger again.  If you agree to his demands once again, he ultimately pays you one copper.  You also have the option of taking him into the tunnels at this point.  If you meet him in the tunnels at any point, you murder him and recover around 3 gold from his corpse, along with unlocking the Payback achievement.

If you decide to train, Bormir sends you into the training area to talk to Ormax.  Before you get that far, a prisoner calls to you.  It's the sewer guard from Part 8, and he wants you to bring him some food so he can survive his upcoming trial by combat.  The trial by combat stuff is detailed in the Side Quests section below.  Ormax has you get naked and inspects you for a bit, then declares that he won't train you.  If you insist, he makes you fight Bobo.  When Bobo wins (Bobo is going to kick your ass) he starts to rape you, and if you don't protest within a few seconds he's allowed to finish (which awards the Bobo Booboo achievement).  Either way, win or lose, Ormax agrees to train you.  When you next talk to Ormax, he explains how to train (skippable).  There are a few interesting things you can do in the training area, which are detailed in the Side Quests section below.

 

If you're achievement hunting, sweeping the floors for Olaf awards the Cleaning Lady achievement so long as you sweep up all of the dust piles at once.  Sweeping a few times should (needs testing) also grant you the ability to press a button and highlight piles of dust, which can be used again in Part 12 when hunting hidden caches of treasure.

In order to actually get the gold marks you need to buy Runa's contract, you'll need to convert your smaller currency into larger denominations.  Traka the Riekling in the main hall performs this service, but at a very poor rate initially.  You can immediately improve your exchange rate from the initial 15-1 down to 13-1 by listening to Traka tell his full backstory, but getting it down to 10-1 requires completing most of Burd's Side Quest.  At a 10-1 exchange rate, it shouldn't take more than a few days to get all the marks you need.

Once you have enough to buy the contract from Vilgen, simply go and buy it from him and take it to Toris back at the Squeaky Mast.  Toris will take you over to Runa and proclaim that she's free, but the punters disagree.  You can either agree to have sex with them yourself which results in a triple penetration scene, tell them you'll come back tomorrow which results in the same scene but as a gangrape, or decline entirely.  Taking the first or second option awards the Airtight achievement after completing the sex scene.  Regardless of your choice, Runa is freed after a scene.

Once Runa is freed, she tells you to meet her at the round table in the main hall.  Go there and sit in the chair facing the entrance, and Runa will arrive shortly.  You get a long conversation with Runa, who is extremely dense, and eventually she explains that she knows a recipe for a potion that will recover memories (Retinentia).  However, she's too tired to remember the recipe right now so she goes to bed.  In the morning, you can find her pounding on the Thief's door, and approaching her leads to another conversation scene with her in which she explains that the potion requires three ingredients which you can get from two sources.  The first is high-proof alcohol, which can be bought from Olaf for 3 gold marks, or 2 if you have had sex with him for food.  The other two are flax seeds and ginseng, which can be procured from Huzei.

 

Huzei demands that you pay him 2 gold marks up front just to talk, but if he saw you naked during the initial scene with Fanar you can allow him to have sex with you to waive the fee entirely.  This awards the Guar Jockey achievement.  Note that this scene consumes the entire day, so it's best to start it as late as possible if you want to be able to do things during the day.  Once Huzei agrees to talk to you, he says he can get you the ingredients for 3 gold marks and three days, or you can pay him an extra gold to have them the next day.

 

Once you have all three of the ingredients, return to Runa to tell her, then follow her to her room and brew the potion.  She drinks it and you get a scene in which she remembers what happened the morning the thief drugged her, followed by a scene in which you discover a burned recipe for the potion that the thief has been using to drug and rob women.  Follow Runa again to show the recipe to Tulvar, and then again up to the thief's room at the top of the stairs.

 

Once inside, you can interact with a bunch of items but most of them do nothing.  There are a large number of loose marks on the long table at the foot of the bed, amounting to over 2 gold total.  Finally, the candlestick on the wall opposite the giant wardrobe can be activated to reveal a hidden passage.  Head down to the bottom to find a huge pipe, then climb into it to be dumped into the main hall right next to the exit stairs.  Runa and Tulvar meet you here and explain that they won't follow the thief outside, but you have to.

 

Before you leave, make sure to make at least one more Retinentia if you woke up inside the Bee and Barb way back in Part 1, or at least two more if you woke up in the canals.  You can buy more ingredients from Olaf and Huzei, or you can cheat like I do and just add them to your inventory.

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If you stick around in the Skunkway for a total of 50 (non-consecutive) days, you are awarded the Old-Timer achievement.

 

Once you are prepared to head back into the world, make your way past Fanar once again and use the bonfire to light the four torches on the walls to summon Charon, and proceed to Part 10.

 

 

Part 10

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Back in Solitude, head back to Vala's desk to have another chat.  Vala explains that the guards captured the thief in the sewers, and he's now in a cell in the dungeon.  If you spent an exceptionally long time (multiple days, at least) between chasing the thief out of the sewers and talking to Vala, then he will either have already been executed, or be on his way to the headsman.  The thief being executed qualifies as a bad end, but it awards the Unforgiven achievement.

 

Assuming he's still alive, head down to the cells and have a chat with the thief.  He refuses to tell you what happened unless you break him out of prison.  After the guard forces you to leave, there's nothing else to do here except go see Elisif.  Elisif is happy to see you again, and grants you permanent access to the guest chambers along with the Courtier achievement.  If you previously missed the Bigelow or Capgras achievements, you may be able to unlock them now (needs testing).  Elisif mentions a monetary reward, which you can find in the huge Dwemer jewelry box near the table of food (10,000 septims, a set of fine clothes, and some assorted gems and jewelry).

 

Convincing Elisif to stay the execution order and instead have the thief transferred to a prison is simply a couple of dialog options and can't be failed.  However, you do need to make sure that you don't waste time getting it done because the execution timer is still running.

 

Once Elisif has been convinced, you can return to the dungeon and have another chat with the thief to explain the plan.  The guard throws you out again, and there's nothing more you can do here.  There is now a map marker that points to an area along the road outside of the Solitude front gate.  Go and have a seat on the little wall to wait for the prisoner transport to walk by.

 

While you're waiting, a random farmer will walk by and offer to pay 20 septims for sex.  If you have at least 150 karma, the player will think about taking the offer.  To actually accept, you need to have at least 440 karma and trigger the scene action while he's walking away.  This results in a short scene of having sex in the nearby tower and awards the Pastime achievement.

 

Regardless, a prisoner and a guard will start walking down the road toward Dragonbridge.  If you have a Daedric weapon from your interaction with Lod back in Part 5 you should be able to drop the guard in one hit, even at level 1, but he can of course also be console killed.  If you prefer not to murder the innocent guard, you can try walking within a few feet of the guard for a while.  If you can stay close enough to him for long enough, he will initiate conversion to ask why you're following.  Getting him to do this is extremely hard, but can hypothetically be done (or you can simply stand next to him and then disable and re-enable him to trigger the interaction).  There's no benefit to doing this, as in the best possible case you have to fork over 1000 septims to get him to let the prisoner go.

 

Once you've dealt with the guard, you get a short conversation with the prisoner, who reveals that he's not the right guy and that the thief has been transferred to Markarth by boat.  Time to make your way to Markarth.

 

Upon arriving in Markarth, you once again get to start asking locals about the thief.  Begin with any guard you can find inside the city, who will direct you to go into Cidhna and talk to Urzoga.  Urzoga yells at you as soon as you walk in, and denies receiving a transfer from Solitude.  You're left with nothing to do but walk back outside to the city and start asking random citizens again.  After having enough people refuse to talk, one will direct you to talk to Kleppr in the Silver-Blood Inn.  However, if you happen to ask the beggar Hamlof outside the same inn, he will tell you that he can tell you for a price.

 

Hamlof first demands food.  If you give him food worth at least 10 gold total, he is satisfied.  Next, he asks for an ale.  You have to specifically have an ale in your inventory to give it to him (player.additem 34c5e 1) for him to accept it.  Finally, he asks for a kiss.

 

If you agree to kiss him, you can either do it immediately (in full view of the crowd) or ask to come back later and do it at night.  If you do ask to return later, you can find him in the evening between about 18:00-20:00 and initiate a scene.  Hamlof escalates from stripping, to kissing, to masturbating, to penetration, and so on until by the time morning comes you're doing anal in the middle of town and doing ass-to-mouth while people watch.  You have almost half a dozen opportunities to cancel this scene before the end, but he won't tell you where to go next unless you complete the whole thing.

 

Either with a simple kiss or all-night anal, Hamlof will tell you to go talk to his friend Marsus in the Warrens once you've done what he asks for.  Getting this information from Hamlof also awards the A Kiss Is But A Kiss achievement.

 

If you go inside and talk to Kleppr, he is willing to talk to you if you pay him 1000 septims.  You can ask him for a discount, and he'll to cut you a deal (all the way up to 100% off if you have at least 70 speechcraft) if you're willing to help him make his wife Frabbi jealous.  If you talk to him before 19:00 he asks you to come back later, otherwise he says to come back tomorrow.  Return to him between about 19:00 and 21:00 and you can talk to get the scene to start.

 

He takes you to a nearby room and asks you to close the door and strip.  At this point, you can cancel the scene by opening the door.  Canceling the scene allows you to immediately talk to him again and negotiate a discount more easily, with the threshold for 100% off reduced to 50 speechcraft (or 50% off at 30).  Other than this cancellation, the scene is fairly linear except that you have the option to trigger a scene action when Kleppr offers to let you blow him.  If you choose to switch to fellatio, you can trigger another scene action with the <S> key specifically to access a secret extra bit where you lick his ass.  Eventually, Frabbi comes in and catches you.  Before you leave, make sure that you get close enough for Frabbi to yell at you.

 

Upon returning to Kleppr the next day, he leads you into the room again to tell you that you should see Marsus in the Warrens.  If you activated the secret part of the previous scene with him, you have to option of once again blowing him while he talks (the scene is initiated when you stand close enough to him).  Once the conversation is done, you can either trigger a scene action to end it, or wait out the timers for some different dialog.  Getting Kleppr to tell you about Marsus awards the Home Wrecker achievement.

 

It is possible to get both the Kleppr and Hamlof scenes, but only by having sex with Kleppr, then with Hamlof (at least until he finishes), then returning to Kleppr for the information.  There's no benefit to doing this beyond getting both achievements, but it does trigger a scene between Kleppr and Frabbi in which they talk about you and Hamlof.

 

However you end up learning about Marsus, head down to the Warrens to talk to him.  His door was previously locked, but now stands open.  Marsus seems to spend all of his time getting drunk to try to dispel the nightmares he has, and when you try talking to him he refuses to wake up.  Once the little scene ends, punch him to get him to finally wake up.  After a brief conversation, he points to a place on the map called the Serpent's Maw.  You can walk outside and fast travel to the new marker, or you can use player.movetoqt bd_sq_help to teleport there.

 

Once you get close to the mine, the player thinks that it would be too hard to break in.  You can return to Marsus once you get the quest objective, or you can keep walking until the guards shoot you and you wake up back in Markarth in the Temple of Dibella.

 

Return to Marsus for another conversation.  He demands that you bring him some booze so he can come up with a plan.  Once you have some, talk to him again and he'll tell you to dump it all in the pitcher on the shelf behind him.  If you give him anything at all you can return after 12 in-game hours to talk about the plan, but he's happier if the total value of the alcohol you trade is 150 or more.  Either way, you have the option to sit in the chair next to him and wait a few seconds to get drunk with him (this is supposed to only work if you give him an excess of booze, but due to a bug any amount works).

 

If you have under 50 gold in your inventory when you drink with Marsus, you simply wake up naked in his room.  Otherwise you wake up getting raped by a pair of miners in a different room.  The miners insist that they're your friends, and if you give them a chance to tell their story you get a long scene as they regale you with a blow-by-blow of their day as they continue to rape you.  If you don't believe them, you have to fight them naked.  Either way, you end up leaving their room and returning to Marsus.

 

If you woke up with the miners, you talk to Marsus about what happened.  He tells a story about the two of you having sex, and the player running into the night to buy more mead.  The player will interrupt, and if you are holding a memory potion the scene will end.  To continue the scene you need to have no memory potions in your inventory, and when he offers to have sex with you again you have to stand up and run over to his bed within about 3-5 seconds.  To get the full version of this scene, you need at least 600 karma.

 

If you drink with Marsus, you can drink a memory potion to find a swirling sphere of light floating above his bed.  Interact with the orb for a short scene that kinda explains what it is, and then interact with it again to start the actual scene.  Try to do all of this quickly, because the potion only lasts for 60 seconds and you have to start the second scene before the effect ends.

 

If the true memory scene in Marsus' room gets stuck:

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In some cases, the script that disables normal Marsus and enables the memory copy of him fails to execute correctly, causing the scene to skip his lines and then freeze when he is not able to move to a location.  You can fix this by using prid XX5a7120 to target the copy, moveto player to relocate him, and enable to make him visible.  While the console is still open, target normal Marsus and use disable to hide him to prevent him from interfering with the scene, then make sure that you either write down the refID for real Marsus or don't console target anything else in case you later need to re-enable him.

 

If you experience the true memory with Marsus, you are awarded the Beer Run achievement and you can confront him about it for a discount on one of his plans.  Once you have done this, if you woke up with the two miners you can also go out to Markarth and drink another potion to find another lost memory hidden inside the smelter.  This memory awards the Sea-ciety achievement.

 

After getting Marsus' version of events, you can try to return to the miners' room to interact with them again.  The room is locked and you have to knock on the door to get them to open it, but this only works if enough time passes since the last time (over a game day at least).  If you haven't experienced the true memory, then your only option here is to have sex with them again, which is a short scene the first time.  If you know the truth, you have the opportunity to murder them.

 

Regardless of how you deal with Marsus' most recent bender, you should now be able to talk to him about how to get into the Serpent's Maw.  He explains that he can have an old friend who still works there bring you in as an inmate, but it will cost 6,000 septims (or 3,200 if you experienced the true memory and confronted him).  Alternatively, he says he can pose as a slave trader and sell you to the guards as a sex slave (always costs 500 septims).

 

Make your choice and pay him, and he will begin to walk out of town.  If you had sex with Hamlof the beggar to learn about Marsus, they will have a conversation when Marsus walks past that you can overhear so long as you don't get too close to them.

 

Like Marsus says, you should stash anything you don't want to lose before you go to the meeting spot.  Once you arrive at the quest marker, you will have to sit and wait for Marsus or the guard to show up (currently if you choose not to wait, a bug prevents you from continuing the quest).  Either Marsus or the guard will arrive after a few seconds, and everything you are wearing/carrying gets tossed into a bush while you are tied up and marched into the mine.

 

If you get brought in as a slave, the guards rape you for a few days before selling you to the prison gang leader, Lefty.  Lefty brings you down to his bed and continues to rape you for a bit before telling you about the rules and sending you to go mine for him.  Depending on the status of the "vagina gape" condition, all of these scenes vary.  This path awards the Bondage achievement.

 

If you paid to be brought in by the guard, you are led down to see Lefty.  Lefty tells you the rules, including that your body belongs to him.  You can agree to his initial demand to have the scene end the same way as the slave route.  If you refuse, Lefty and his men try to rape you.  If you win the little minigame here, you break free and they agree to leave you alone.  Otherwise, you're given a last chance to agree to be Lefty's bitch to once again end the scene just like if you were his slave.  Refusing the second time leads to a short rape scene followed by a memory minigame.  To win, you need to memorize the sequence and repeat it exactly until you get the sequence of five.  Failure the first time results in another short rape scene and a second attempt at the minigame.  Failure the second time results in another short rape scene and a third attempt.  Failing the third time results in death.  Once you win the minigame, Lefty has another of his men, Rindir, come in and rape you for a bit before he lets you go.  Getting raped by Lefty and his men awards the Prison Rules achievement.

 

Once you are free to wonder around the mine and you gain the ability to check your ore debt, Part 11 has begun.

 

 

Part 11

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Before you can do anything, you need to find the thief.  In the main mining area, there are two passages.  When coming from Lefty's area, the passage to the left leads into some tunnels where you will find an Orc named Selus (If you have the NPC Names patch installed, his name is instead Gorseluz) and a Nord named Hans.  The passage to the right leads to tunnels where a crazy man named Nels hangs out, and up on a wooden platform is the thief.  In the main hall, you can find Rindir acting as an overseer, and Merta the sex slave sadly mining when she's not being used for other things.

 

On the wooden platform below Rindir's perch, a series of large linen wraps act as beds; currently, the one closest to Lefty's area is yours and can be interacted with to pass time.  The passage of time in the mine uses the in-game date and time, and sleeping with the linen wrap is the only available way to advance time.  You are expected to turn in at least 10 chunks of ore every day to stay ahead of the quota, and you can mine it from the veins on the walls by equipping a pick and attacking the veins.

 

Lefty goes to sleep every night at 22:00, and every morning around 08:00-09:00 one of Lefty's men will approach you to ask for gems.  You must give him a gem at least every third day (regardless of meeting your quota) or die.  To keep up with your quota, you must bring ore to Lefty and give it to him through dialog.  If you fall three days behind on the quota and you are not Lefty's bitch, you can agree to become him bitch to have your ore debt forgiven one time.  This, combined with the roughly five-day quota forgiveness that you recieve as a reward for ratting out Rindir means that you can get away with not mining any ore at all for around twelve days if you do it correctly.

 

Head into the right passage and talk to the thief.  After some conversation, he directs you to talk to Hans about escaping.  Once you tell Hans about your desire to escape, he refuses to talk to you further.  If you got raped by Rindir when you were first brought in (following the minigame), then he will immediately agree to help you.

 

Hans tells you that he will help you if you steal a honey nut treat from Lefty's bedroom.  Simply taking one and trying to walk out results in a fight, so unless you're very high level you're not going to survive the attempt.  You can talk to Merta about helping to distract Lefty's men, and if you bring her 20 malachite ores she will help you.  The best way, however, is to walk in and jam the thing directly into your anus.

 

Return to Hans with the treat and he agrees to help you escape.  If you smuggled it in your butt, a scene begins when you return to Hans, in which he tries to lick all of the honey off of you.  If you allow the scene to go on long enough (and have at least 500 karma), you are awarded the Sweet Ass achievement at the end of the scene.

 

There is an even longer version of the scene which awards the Find A Stranger In The Alps achievement.  To unlock it, you need at least 750 karma, and you have to press the <W> key when the skip indicator appears after arguing with Hans about back pain (thanks to @andrew_arfiant for finding this).

 

Hans informs you that there is an escape tunnel, but Lefty is guarding it.  You will need to enlist allies to kill Lefty and his men, and then you will be able to escape.  Return to the thief to inform him.

 

To get Nels on your side, first talk to either Merta or Hans about him.  The next time you talk to Nels and get a nonsense response, walk a few feet away to realize that it's a jumble of platitudes, then return to him and talk to him over and over until you can put all of the phrases in the proper order.  Once done, Nels' mind is partially restored and he agrees to fight for you (and you are awarded the Wise Words achievement).

 

To get Selus on your side, you have to use a pick to attack the malachite veins in his room until he starts a fight with you, then defeat him.  This awards the Code of Mauloch achievement, and is the only way to get him to help in the fight.  Alternatively, after talking to Merta about him and then asking the thief to swap "beds" with you, you can activate a minigame in which Selus gropes you in your sleep.  If you win this minigame, Selus is killed and you are awarded the Chikan achievement.

 

Once you have done what you can with the other three inmates, return to the thief to talk about plans to get rid of Lefty's men.  He first has a way to get Rindir killed.  You will need to plant a flawless diamond in Rindir's bed, then rat him out to Lefty.  In the current version of the mod (since there's almost nothing to actually do in the Serpent's Maw) this section of the quest has been massively compressed, and the thief will immediately hand you the required diamond.

 

Proceed up to Rindir's perch and tell him that Lefty sent you as a gift, then plant the diamond.  If you don't back out of the act, a scene follows with some differences depending on how you entered the mine and whether or not you're currently Lefty's bitch.  Once the diamond is planted, simply go and tell Lefty about it and Rindir will die, awarding the achievement Set Up Us The Bomb.

 

Note that in the current version of the mod, everything up to this point can be done without ever having to mine any ore at all, within just a few game hours.

 

The thief also has a plan to poison Lefty and his two goons.  Again, this is compressed and he finishes the poison almost immediately.  Sadly, you do have to wait a few days (roughly five) before the shipment of hooch arrives and you're able to spike it.  Bringing the poisoned cask to Lefty's room awards the Typhoid Mary achievement.

 

There's one final thing that you can do while down in the mine.  If you are pregnant when you enter the mine, stay inside for at least twelve days, and then have sex with Lefty, he will have his two goons milk you (awards the Milk Maid achievement).  This will happen again after three more days, resulting in a different scene.

 

Once you have done everything you want/need to do in the mine, it's time to escape.  The easiest thing to do is to equip a weapon and walk up to the overseer's perch, then use the dialog option to attack him.  This will start a fight, and your allies will arrive before Lefty and his men do, making it somewhat easy to pick them off one-by-one.

 

With the way clear, it's time to make your escape.  Head into Lefty's bedroom and activate the tapestry to reveal a cavern, and the escape scene plays (awards the Shawshank achievement).  Once you wake up outside, Part 12 has begun.

 

 

Part 12

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Outside at a makeshift camp, you've finally caught the thief.  After some back-and-forth, he wants to try to explain himself.  You can listen to his story, or leave him at the camp.

 

If you choose to leave him, you have seven days to return or he dies and the quest is failed.  You can take this opportunity to pay a blacksmith 100 gold to cut off the shackles, and once the shackles are off you can use memory potions to find out what happened on that first night (more on that later).

 

Killing the thief without listening to his story really doesn't serve you very well, so return to the camp if necessary (fast travel to the Serpent's Maw and then follow the river over the waterfall) and untie the bastard.  He tells a story about making a Faustian bargain with a mysterious old man, and eventually resorted to thievery to pay back the debt.

 

After he finishes, you can tell him that you won't help (in which case he marks two locations on your map) or agree to help him (in which case he marks five locations).  Either way, you've got some travel and some digging to do.  If you don't want to worry about going any further, you can murder him at will and still get your money back at this point.

 

If you're not keen on hiking, you can teleport to one of the buried caches by executing player.movetoqt bd_sq_help in the console.  The caches locations are:

1. On a small island near the Solitude docks, nestled among some rocks on the north end of the island
2. Under the walls of Whiterun, in a culvert next to a small waterfall
3. On an island near Darkshade cave, in the river that runs east from Whiterun
4. In the hot springs area a bit east from the Eldergleam Sanctuary, hidden in a large tree stump
5. In the hills northwest of Riften, at the base of a tree near a pond and some Dwemer ruins

If you helped Olaf with keeping his floors clean, you should have the ability to press the middle mouse button (or whatever you mapped it to in the MCM menu) to make the buried caches glow.  If you're still having trouble finding the caches, download this collection of screenshots.

 

If you agreed to help the thief, after digging up all five caches you will be directed to meet him at a camp northeast of Whiterun (the player.movetoqt bd_sq_help command once again simply teleports you where you need to be, and it continues to work for the rest of the quest).  Again, if you prefer not to deal with him any further, you can murder him before even talking to him and recover some additional coins and jewelry from his chest.  Failing to meet the thief within seven days of getting the cache locations results in finding only a letter at the camp, and the failure of the quest.

 

If you took the Khajiit's poison all the way back in Part 4 and didn't use it to kill the old man, then the Khajiit will appear and attack you either shortly after initiating conversation with the thief, or as soon as you empty the chest if you killed him.  The Khajiit wields two daedric daggers and a full set of shrouded armor.  Killing the Khajiit awards the Grudgebearer achievement.

 

Choosing to talk to the thief, he will remove your shackles if you're still wearing them, and he will give you a set of fur armor if you're nude or unarmored.  Once the Khajiit is dead, if necessary, he will ask you to give him the caches.  You can hand them over, or you can refuse.  Refusing will cause him to drop the chest key on the ground and run away, and the quest fails regardless of whether you let him live.

 

Depending on the amount of gold he stole from you at the beginning, he may not have enough to pay off his debt.  There are some pointless options, but let's face it: at this point you're only interested in the path that reaps the best rewards (there are no sex scenes with the thief, it's all just regular dialog).  Tell the thief that you will help him negotiate with the wizard, and he will give you all of the money and items to bargain with.  Proceed to the marked crossroads (on foot or via console magic) and wait for the portal to appear.

 

The portal exists between about 23:55 and 00:05 each night.  Getting close to it will teleport you into the Misty Grove, and after a brief chat with Sanguine you get a nice magic staff (even nicer if you've already completed A Night To Remember), and he sends you back to Nirn.  Proceed to Nightgate Inn to meet with the thief again (foot or console) and talk to him.  Choosing to lie about the money or not doesn't mean much right now, but later you can choose to give him some money to go back to Cyrodiil.

 

If you agree to hang out and celebrate with him, the end credits sequence plays.  The player and thief get very drunk, there's an orgy, and you are awarded the Rock And Roll All Night achievement.  In the morning, you can interact with some of the passed-out revelers to unlock the Afterparty achievement by following the steps discovered by @theliddtin:

1. Don't go into the large bedroom (the room to the right, when facing the bar) as that will advance the quest
2. Interact with all of the guys - they're passed out all over the room, on the tables, floors, railings, etc.
3. Stand behind the bar stool that the dark elf is sleeping on and activate him to play with his balls, waiting for the timer
4. Stand behind the guy over the railing behind the bar and activate him to sniff his ass
5. Lick the foot of the guy on top of the bookshelf
6. Move to the side of the bookshelf and look up to activate the man's balls
7. Go down the stairs behind the bar and activate the wooden box to move it to the bookcase
8. Jump on top of the box and activate bookshelf guy's nuts again, to blow him
9. Return to the dark elf and activate him again, then wait while you blow him
10. Return to the railing guy and activate him again to lick his ass
11. Activate the man upside down on the table to lick his ass as well
12. Return to the dark elf once again and wait until an option appears, then once again wait until everything finishes

 

Once you're done playing with everyone in the main hall, go into that bedroom to find the innkeeper.  He will tell you that the thief went outside, so grab the fur armor on the table and head out.  A short scene follows, after which you need to go back inside and recover your things from a locked chest.  Once done, the thief will come back in and there is a final conversation during which you have options like giving him some money, giving him a hug, etc.

 

An in-game month after the thief has left Skyrim, you should receive a letter from him if you parted on good terms.  Depending on how nice you were it will vary a little, but it ultimately says the same thing: you can go to Riften and talk to a man in the canals to get some free gold.

 

Opening the caches (by equipping them) will return all of the things that the thief stole from you, along with a wide assortment of bars of gold, jewelry, and other valuables that can be sold.  One of the things you find is Jona's ring.  You can return the ring to Liorel, and after waiting for a bit he will reward you with a chest full of assorted generic high-level magic items.  For a better reward, return the ring to Jona directly and wait for her to give you the Boots of Springheel Jak, which have the unique effect of increasing your move speed.

A month after the thief leaves, a courier will bring you a letter from him.  Depending on your choices when dealing with him since the escape, it varies slightly, but either way the letter directs you to meet a man in Riften, who will hand you money on a regular basis.

 

As the thief said, he wasn't the one who took your armor, weapons, etc. that first night.  If you return to Riften with some memory potions, you can find out what actually happened.  If you woke up inside the inn back in Part 1, then the memory orb you need is on the bed that you woke up in.  Otherwise, you will need two potions, one for the memory on the bench outside the inn, and a second for the memory down in the canals where you woke up.  Experiencing either set of memories awards the New Shit Has Come To Light achievement.

 

The canals memories result in a less-interesting path than the inn memory does.  The two bandits mentioned a cave, so travel to Largashbur and search the cliff face to the east of the fort to find a cave mouth obscured by some branches.  Activating the branches will expose the cave, and allow you to enter.  Once you load into the cave, a fight with the two bandits ensues almost immediately.  Losing to them results in a bad end/murder scene, so kill them.  Take the chest key from one of the corpses and open the chest to recover your items.

 

The inn memory gives you a few options for resolving things.  You can confront Talen or Keerava about it and simply recover the items from the basement, or you can go back to Stanius and report the theft to him.  Stanius will have the B&B shut down for a day for the investigation, and afterward a runner directs you back to Stanius.  Again, there are some non-sexual options when talking to Stanius, but with at least 250 karma you can agree to have sex with him.  Proceed to the evidence room and the scene begins.  If you don't cancel the scene, then you will eventually wake up in Haelga's with Stanius as some of the guards come looking for him.  This awards the Pound of Flesh achievement.

 

With at least 800 karma, you can agree to stay and have sex with the guards after Stanius leaves.  This results in a fade to black, but when you next wake up in Haelga's own bed, you know something happened.  After some time, Haelga's diary will appear on the nightstand (or on the floor) and can be picked up and read to unlock a comedy scene of sorts, along with the Clown Car achievement.

 

If you can't find Haelga's diary:

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The exact conditions for the diary to appear are unclear, but it should just be a matter of about 24 hours.

 

If you don't see it on the nighstand (the one on the side of the bed nearest the door), it has a tendency to fall off and end up under the bed sometimes.  If you still can't find it, you can use the following set of commands to force it to appear and move to your location:

1. prid XX89f9fd
2. enable
3. moveto player

 

Once you have recovered your lost gear, by whatever means, the quest is complete and you are awarded the Lost And Found achievement.

 

 

Side Quests

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Liorel's Book

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Liorel will pay you for bringing him any Torn Page items that you find during the quest.  He will pay you between 50 and 400 gold for them, and then walk over to the lectern and pin them up on the board.

If you manage to find and return all of the Torn Pages to Liorel, you are awarded the Bookbinder achievement.

They are:

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• Face-fucking, which you receive if you agree to blow Captain Stanius in Riften (XX0badff)
• The 69, which you can't actually acquire and will only be available if you 69 him during Part 2 (XX0bc9b0)
• Standard blowjob, which you receive if you agree to blow the boy in the hot springs (XX0bda53)
• Doggy style, which you receive if you have sex with the old man in Whiterun at any point (XX0bae02)
• Standing reverse, which you receive if you have sex with Lod in the forge (XX0bb942)
• Rough anal doggy, which you receive if you lose Kust's candle game (XX0bda56)
• Troll beastiality, which you receive if you have sex with the druid (XX0bda55)
• Cowgirl, which you receive if you have sex with the Imperial officer (XX0bc9b1)
• Doggy style on the bed, which you receive if you have sex with the door guard in the Jarl's bedroom (XX0bda54)
• Missionary on a table, which you receive if you help the bards get into Solitude (XX14b236)
• Standing missionary, which you receive if you have sex with Cooli the porter in the alley (XX14b237)
• Choking rape, which you receive if you get raped by Haki the pirate (XX14b238)
• Standing doggy, which you receive if you have sex with Viarmo in the college (XX14b239)
• Face-down anal, which you receive if you have sex with the gambler in the toilets (XX14b23a)

If you have at least 60 karma, you can agree to practice the positions from the pages you have sold him.  In order to practice each position with him, you first have to agree on a price that he will pay you for each practice session.  He will offer you an initial price, and you have the option of either accepting it, or haggling.

For example, if you ask him about a blowjob, he will initially offer to pay you 15 gold for each blowjob.  A messagebox interface pops up, showing his initial price, your current demanded price, and the % chance that he will accept that price.  The chance of him agreeing to his suggested price is always 100%.

You can increase the amount you demand for any act up to the point that the odds of him agreeing to the price is 35%, but you will get an error message if you try to go higher.  If he agrees, you can now perform the act with him, and if not the interface will re-open and you get to haggle again, although with reduced odds of acceptance.

If you offer Liorel a price that he refuses, the game gets stuck sometimes (very rarely) - you should be able to simply use the Reenable Controls option in the MCM Debug menu to correct it.  Other times, he can refuse an offer that has a 100% success chance.  He can also refuse your offer before you even make it, while you're still deciding on a value.  I have encountered each of these bugs exactly once and no one else has ever reported seeing any of them.

 

Once you've agreed on a price and you start the scene, you will get a small minigame which allows you to switch between positions.  Once the bar fills, the scene ends.  There is an option in the MCM menu you can use to control how fast the bar fills.  He will then walk over to the table by the lectern and place a bag of coins there for you, which you have to pick up before you can try another scene.

I recommend that you "haggle" him down to 0 if you're not looking for the easy money.  Retrieving the bag of coins after each scene is usually more trouble than it's worth.  If you're looking for the highest money value, rougher is better; his initial offer is up to 75 for the roughest acts, which you can haggle up to well over a hundred.

There are a few hidden scenes in this training.

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• If you do 69 after having vaginal sex, you get a scene where he refuses and you instead do a blowjob.
• If you have the "vagina gape" condition from the troll sex and you have the buttplug from Viarmo, there are a few versions of the practice where the buttplug is used, depending on if you also have the "butthurt" condition and/or choose to use the buttplug or not after using it the first time.
• If you returned to the old man with the "vagina gape" condition and got fisted and fucked anally, you can get Liorel to fist you if you repeat the act and do vaginal.

 

Return to Whiterun

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If you promised to return to the old man in Whiterun at a later time, you can do that at any point after you escape from the road bandits, as long as you have at least 60 karma.  The scene plays out normally, unless you do it after having sex with the troll which results in a longer scene with rougher sex.

Lod's House

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If you stayed at Lod's house during Part 5, you can return and sleep there at any time from Part 6 forward.  Choosing to sleep until midnight or morning results in Lod coming in and having sex with you.

If you sleep until midnight after having sex with the troll it results in a fisting scene, and if you get this and then walk outside without any clothes on, you get yet another scene involving a guard (and the Frisky achievement).

 

Kust's Game

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If you spoke with Kust after Part 5, gave him back his coin purse, stole his shovel, and saw the scene where he discovers that the shovel is missing, you can meet with him in his previous room in the Dead Man's Drink any night after about 19:00.

If you have sex with the Imperial officer and Kust sees it, you will lose access to all of these scenes.

With at least 80 karma you can have sex with Kust after the second drink, or with 90 you can skip the drinks entirely.

If you failed Kust's game in Part 5 and got the scene with the two farmers, and you gave a Blackbriar Reserve (player.additem f693f 1) to the beggar or sold one to Valga, then the two farmers will make their return during this scene.  If you've had three drinks, or if you agree to do it, the farmers finally get their turns after Kust finishes (which awards the For Honor achievement).  This scene changes depending on troll sex, and your decision when Narri comes in near the end.

If you meet with Kust in the Dead Man's Drink and drink with him but don't start the sex scene, you can go back to Zoe in the basement while still drunk to unlock a lesbian scene with Zoe.

 

Cooli's Collateral

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If you meet with the porter in Madam Petit's in a context when you won't get arrested, you can convince him to tell you where he hid your things before continuing.

If you go to check, you find the barrel empty and can then return to him to continue.  Checking his story grants the Fool Me Once achievement.

The scene with him lasts through the night, and depending on how long you take in the final minigame you can make him late for work (which awards the Overcocked achievement).

If you checked the barrel earlier, he tells you where to look to recover some of your collateral, otherwise you lose it all.

 

The Bards' College

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If you enlist the bards' help to discover Varg's schedule, you have the option of rewarding one of them with sex.  You're led to a closet where a short scene plays out (depending on your choice of bard: Ravi engages in cunnilingus and Jethro in missionary), and you're eventually discovered by Viarmo.  Viarmo threatens to expel the bard, but with at least 100 karma you can convince him to find a less severe punishment in exchange for sex (or you can give him 3000 gold as a bribe).

If you engage in sex with Viarmo and you previously had sex with the troll, Viarmo will give you a large buttplug which you can use in other scenes.  You are also awarded the College Girl achievement and a Torn Page for having sex with Viarmo.

 

Viggi's Business

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If you enlist the Viggi the cheesemonger's help, he will ask you to help him improve his business by posing as a servant during a business meeting to make him look like a wealthy merchant.  If you agree, then upon exiting Varg's house you will be approached by a boy who gives you a letter telling you to come to the Winking Skeever immediately.  Despite what the letter says, Viggi will hang out upstairs in the Winking Skeever for days.  If you go into the Skeever and walk upstairs until you can see Viggi - and then leave - the meeting goes poorly for Viggi and he will whine about it later (needs testing).

When you arrive outside the suite that Viggi rents upstairs, he'll be waiting.  Depending on what you're wearing, he may give you some clothes and tell you to put them on.  Showing up or becoming naked before you go in leads to two possibilities based on your karma: high enough (above about 100) Viggi will lewdly admire your body, and eventually you can tell him that he'll be too distracted if he doesn't fuck you (which awards the Dressing Room achievement); at lower karma the camera pans away and he "helps" you get dressed.

Once you enter the suite, you stand around for a while as Viggi talks about making cheese.  Eventually, Nubia becomes bored and demands that you strip for her, believing you to be a prostitute that Viggi hired to make himself look more legitimate.  If you stick around, you'll end up dancing naked in the corner for a bit while more talk of the making of cheese takes place.  Nubia grows bored once again, and this time demands that you put on a show by using an empty bottle as a dildo.  After yet more talk of cheese, she finally gets too horny and wants to watch her servant fuck you.

If you continue to play along, there's a minigame where you try to get her to finish herself off before she gets too demanding.  Viggi will call out sex acts for you and the servant to perform, and once you've switched five times she gives up and has the servant rape your ass.  If you want the Kama Sutra achievement for winning the minigame, the best bet is to jump straight to blowjob and wait there until the servent finishes - if you do this first it's effectively guaranteed that she'll get off before you can swap four more times.  You can also ignore the game entirely to jump straight into the sex.  Alternatively, when Nubia demands that the servant rape you, you can instead turn the tables on her and force the servant to rape her instead (which awards the Hath No Fury achievement).

Once Nubia is done by whatever means, she and Viggi leave, but not before you have one last chance at a scene.  If Viggi agrees to give you to the servant, he keeps fucking you at least until they're gone, and for longer if you fail the very fast and easy minigame that pops up.  Once you're finally done with all of this meeting stuff, it's time to go find Viggi; he'll eventually end up back in the market, where you can threaten to murder him in the horrible, horrible ways he deserves.

If you choose to go out on a date with him, either after the meeting or otherwise, just go to the little table near his suite any night after 20:00 and let the conversation play out, agreeing to a drink when offered (which awards the Cheesehead achievement).  You'll wake up a little later with him engaged in a position that I'm not certain is mechanically possible, but regardless he claims to have taken some kind of potion that's making him a sex machine.  After a while, you get some options: you can just let him fuck you and you'll eventually wake up the next morning, or you can protest and get more choices.  If you blow him and don't wake him up at any point (which grants the Clean Freak achievement), you can sneak out or masturbate.  Waking him up or choosing to masturbate both result in more sex, and waking up in the morning.

If you're still with him in the morning, after some conversation he'll ask you to do him two more favors: go to the market and pay the guard to keep his goods safe; and go to the apothecary to get a salve to heal his back.  The guard thing is straightforward, although you can get a very brief secret scene if you don't pay the guard (which also awards the Bad Business achievement).  The apothecary will either make a weak salve for cash, or a strong one if you bring her the ingredients.  As she mentions, all of the things you need can be found readily around Solitude or in the sewers, but you can pay any child in town to bring you a butterfly if you want to.

If you return to Viggi with the strong salve, he will soon ask if you want to have sex with him again.  If you're naked while you massage him, he'll massage you as well.  Staying with him results in another quick scene (and awards the Rub And Tug achievement), and if you then go to the market and talk with him and you didn't pay the guard, he will ask you about his stolen cheese and you can "remind" him about something, which results in the aforementioned brief scene.  You can continue to meet with him in the evenings, but there are no scenes.

 

Madam Petit's Escort Service

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If you agree to work as an escort for Madam Petit, there are some really brief scenes that you can get, but the explanation that Petit gives you during the orientation is good enough that it's not worth repeating here.  Working as an escort for the first time awards the The Oldest Profession achievement.

If you do this a lot you can ask Petit for larger and larger percentages of the pay, all the way up to 50% if you're so inclined.  Reaching this point awards the Bunny Rancher achievement.

You can also take part in a threesome with the pair that are doing it on one of the beds if you just stand nearby and watch them long enough, and have at least 100 karma.  This awards the Menage A Trois achievement.

 

Torek's Curse

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If you saved Torek the werewolf from his curse, you can return to him and talk.  He will tell you that he owned a magic ring that helped him stay human, but he lost in playing dice in the main hall and he wants you to get it back for him.  If you eventually win the ring from Palamed and return it to Torek (awards the My Precious achievement) he tells you where he hid some goodies (cash and a few high-level magic items).

He will also say that he needs food to help him resist the curse longer, and once you unlock the ability to get food on the fourth day you can bring him some.  If you do, he will then ask you to have sex with him for the same reason, and if you activate the pile of straw he calls a bed enough times you can do it (no karma requirement - just keep hitting that bed).

 

Burd's Scheme

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Once you meet the sewer guard/prisoner in the arena training area, a timer starts that will cancel all regular arena fights in a few days (there is a countdown to trial day in the MCM Skunkway menu) and instead have the trial.  You have until then to get some food and bring it back to him.  The bigger the single meal you give him, the better his odds of winning, but since you can save and load you can make anything work with enough patience.  During the fight, you can talk to Vilgen and have sex with him while you watch if you're inclined to (which awards the Exhibition Match achievement).

If the guard wins, you can meet him down in the staging area and talk.  His name is Burd, and he asks if you want to have a drink with him.  You can agree to have a drink, which results in a very brief scene, ask for all of his winnings which amounts to a about half a gold mark, or tell him to go to the brothel.  Regardless of your choice here, the next time you work there you get a special scene where he comes in and finds you (and you are awarded the Familiar Face achievement).

Every few days, Burd will approach you in the main hall and give you about 1-3 silvers from his Arena winnings.

A few days after Burd's trial, he'll ask to talk to you in the main hall.  If you talk to him, he tells you to meet him in the tunnels, in the area above the gate that leads into the Mast.  Once in the tunnels, he lays out his plan to take over Nazir's job and use it to steal marks from Traka.  He has three ideas for getting rid of Nazir: you can lure him into the same area in the tunnels, where Burd has rigged the ceiling to bury him; you can try to make Nazir take his lunch breaks too long until Traka fires him; or you can challenge Nazir to a fight and beat him.  Go back to the main hall, and at noon Nazir will walk up to the loft and you can talk to him.

If you trigger the ceiling collapse during the first scene with Burd, you are awarded the Mice And Men achievement.

Nazir will only go up to the loft if the following two conditions are met:

1. You have unlocked exchanging currency with Traka, which requires that you talk to Olaf about it, then tell Nazir that you want to do it, then talk to Traka about it as well.
2. It is "noon" in the Skunkway, which occurs only when one unit of Skunkway time has passed since you last woke up.  This can be done by having a fight in the arena, betting on a single fight, etc.  The best way to accomplish it is to use the fireplace in the main hall to wait (using the vanilla wait feature will do nothing).

 

The easiest way to get rid of Nazir is to take him into the tunnels.  Once there, if you tell him to close his eyes, he enters an endless loop until you break the support pillar and bury him.  If you get on your knees, you can blow him for about a minute before he stops.  To have sex with him, you have to turn around (awards the Live Bait achievement).  During either the blowjob or anal, Burd will come out of his hiding place and wait.  To get the full scenes with Nazir, you have to not touch anything during the times when the camera shows Burd.  If you wait out the entire anal scene, Burd finally sneaks up and kills Nazir.  If you then wait out a few more timers, there's a second anal scene with Burd.  Waiting through the entire scene with Burd awards the Opportunity Knocks achievement.

Killing Nazir in the tunnels by any means awards the Hit-Girl achievement.

If you've got a lot of experience in the Arena, you can fight Nazir and he'll leave in shame.  You have to put down a bet of 5 gold marks to enter the fight, but otherwise it's extremely straightforward.  If you lose the fight, you cannot challenge Nazir again.  Beating Nazir this way awards the Battered Pride achievement.

Getting Nazir fired is a little harder.  When you ask him to have sex, you can also demand payment.  With big enough breasts, you can get 5 silvers from him, but otherwise you're stuck at 1 or less.  During the minigame, the best way to win is to immediately speed up to the fastest speed, then when the blue bar gets close to full you switch to kissing.  Continue to alternate between fast sex and kissing, switching right before the arousal/annoyance bars hit full, and you can make him late easily.  If you're good at it, it's possible to win the second time as well, but it's much harder the second time.  If you fail on a second attempt, you can go and ask Toris for advice.  Toris will send you to find Daraneya in the Arena, and for a gold mark she'll tell you that Nazir likes to have his asshole licked (learning Nazir's fetish from Daraneya awards the Brown Noser achievement).  By alternating between fast sex and ass licking, it's trivial to win the game.  Getting Nazir fired awards the Time Waster achievement.

Once Nazir is gone, Burd needs to take over the job.  The night after getting rid of Nazir, Burd comes to talk to you.  If you're already having sex with Kush or Olaf, he'll walk in and interrupt, and then he'll find you the following day (this awards the Penelope achievement).  If you're in the middle of getting raped by the arena trainees following the third tournament, Burd will come and save you (awards the In Shining Armor achievement).  If you sleep naked, you have the option of having sex with Burd when he comes in (which awards the Under Cover achievement).  Finally, if you're in the middle of having sex with Dran, Burd will come and interrupt briefly but no achievement is awarded.  Burd needs you to ask around and get the important folks to give you "trust vouchers" so that he can get a job as an enforcer.  Here's the list of people who can vouch for you and their conditions:

• Olaf - have sex with him
• Kush - have sex with him
• Toris - work for him or complete his minigame
• Bormir - have sex with him
• Ormax - become the Arena Champion
• Fanar - have sex with him during entry, or give him 3 gold marks
• Grunvald - stay in the suite for 10 days
• Sulla - give her 30 skeever tails (all at once - not cumulative), or give her 50 if you try to blackmail her

Once you've gotten 3 vouchers, you should be able to turn them in to Burd and he will take them to Tulvar and become an enforcer.  Do whatever until the next day, and you will find a letter by your bed in the morning.

If you're not able to give Burd the vouchers:

Spoiler

1. Open the console
2. setpqv hp_sw_h_valasman vms_quest_stage 50
3. startscene XX408c6c
4. Close the console

 

When you meet with Burd in the same loft where you met Nazir before at noon, he tells you that Traka never sleeps and he needs you to try to distract the Riekling long enough for Burd to steal some marks.  You can now ask Traka to drink with you in the evenings.  He won't agree to drink with you until it's time to go to bed each night, but if you don't ask him about it earlier in the day he won't agree.  Don't ask me why he's like this, he's just kind of a dick about it (seems like a bug).

The first time you drink with Traka, nothing happens.  Go and meet with Burd again the next day and he'll tell you that he needs more time.  Distracting Traka this long results in about 20 coppers.

The next time you drink with Traka, you get the option to ask him to help you to bed.  Once you get there, you can undress and proposition him, but he's not interested.  If you pounce on him, there is a minigame that follows.  If you win the minigame, you can skip the next part, but if you lose Traka will refuse to drink with you ever again.  Winning the minigame awards the Dominatrix achievement.

After Traka turns you down, you can go to Toris the next day and ask him for a potion to make Traka want to have sex with you.  If you've worked in the Mast before you can buy it for 1 gold mark, but if not it costs 2.  Toris has a tendency to get stuck when he's getting the potions for you, but you can unstick him by targeting him in the console and using the moveto player command.

Go back and drink with Traka again, and dose him with the potion.  Once you take him to bed, you get a short scene with him, but he doesn't last very long.  Meet with Burd again the next day and he'll tell you that you need to try to distract him all night.  Distracting Traka this long gets you about 10 silvers, in addition to the coppers.

Finally, go and ask Toris for a potion that will help Traka go all night.  Again, if you've worked for him you can buy it for 3 gold, but if not it costs 5.  Drink with Traka again and you can dose him with the new potion, and take him to bed.  This results in a much longer scene.  The next day, meet with Burd and he'll congratulate you for completing the plan (this awards the The Bank Job achievement).  You get about 2 gold for distracting Traka all night (and again every subsequent night you distract him similarly), but Burd also asks if you want to "celebrate" and you can get another scene if you agree (awards the Every Moment Red Letter achievement).  If you happen to be "dirty" at the time when you agree to this scene with Burd (work in the Mast and don't clean yourself afterwards), there is an extra mini scene in the shower before the normal scene plays.

 

Grunvald's Son

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If you rent the suite from Grunvald, which is available starting on the fifth day, you can pay a silver to have Grunvald's son Kruvar clean the room.  The first night you do this, Kruvar will just come in and clean.  On the second night, you will have the option to remain naked and tease Kruvar.  Initiating this minigame awards the Housekeeping achievement.

 

In the minigame with Kruvar, he has two bars that track his level of stress and the degree to which he has grown used to things.  The lower the second value, the higher the first value will rise each time you tease him a different way.  If his stress fills the entire bar at any point, he will run away.  If you manage to fill the other bar completely, you are awarded the Frog In A Pot achievement.

 

Before he enters the room, you have the option of choosing a pose from among lying on your side, on your back, or on your belly.  The only way to avoid scaring him away is to go very slow and try to show him just enough each night that he doesn't freak out.  You can make this a little easier on yourself by using the command setpqv hp_sw_hall stress_val 0 to reset the stress bar to empty (works best when used just before the stress value is updated, but the change to the bar's state is not propagated until the next update).

 

To max out Kruvar's comfort, you need to show him 20 unique things, because he gains no boost to his comfort from seeing an individual tease twice.  There are over two dozen individual options that you can encounter across the three different scenes, leading to probably several thousand permutations of an evening spent flashing a teenager, and as a result listing every possibility is far beyond the scope of this guide.  It will probably take at least 6-8 nights to show him everything, but it's hard to say.

 

At least until you reach extremely high values of comfort, masturbating to completion with Kruvar in the room will cause him to immediately rabbit.  Furthermore, if you choose to lie on your belly there are two optional extensions that will cause him to immediately bolt.  If you opt to use the buttplug at the start of the belly scene and it is removed or falls out during the scene, you can ask him to put it back in for you.  Alternatively, as he is leaving (not running away) you can ask him to lick your genitals.  Getting him to perform cunilingus on you awards the Third Base achievement (buttplug may award it as well, needs testing).  If you have completed Burd's Side Quest and celebrated with him afterward (Red Letter Day) then Burd will knock on the door during either of these extended scenes.  If you allow Burd to come in and have sex with you, you are awarded the Switcheroo achievement.

 

Once Kruvar has run away from the teasing minigame once, the next time you talk to Grunvald he will ask you to find the boy since he's gone missing.  If you walk into the area under the loft where all of Traka's chests are kept you can find Kruvar back there.  Returning to Grunvald and telling him about this will allow you to order cleaning for free from then on, and when Kruvar next enters the room there is a mutual masturbation scene.  The teasing minigame is permanently disabled.

Once you have rented the room at least once, you can ask Grunvald about buying the room from him permanently.  It's possible to get it for as low as 20 gold marks if he likes you (stay for more than 10 days/find Kruvar - needs testing), but 30 is more likely.  Buying the room awards the Place To Call Home achievement.

 

Arena Training

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Once you have unlocked training for the Arena, there are some things you can do down here.

 

First, if you do enough push-ups eventually a scene will play that will allow you to go talk to Ormax about ways to improve strength faster (should trigger when you hit strength level 5).  He tells you that you can ask one of the other trainees to help you increase your weight by sitting on you.  Now you can ask any of the trainees to help, and the next time you start doing push-ups you have the option to call that trainee over.  If you ask Bobo to help, he simply rapes you until Ormax comes to stop him and you lose the ability to ask him for help again.  If you ask the Orc, Shum, you can unlock a scene if you can perform enough push-ups in a row, and after the scene ends you lose the ability to ask him for help.  The Redguard Dinok has no scene, and can always be asked for help.  Training with a partner awards the Team Lift achievement.

 

Second, if you punch the dummy enough eventually a scene will play that will again allow you to talk to Ormax about how to improve your stamina faster (should again trigger when you reach stamina level 5).  Ormax refuses to interact with you unless you reach at least rank 5 in the arena.  Once you accomplish this, he leads you to his bed and teaches you a minigame that you can use to boost your stamina.  It costs 5 silver marks to train like this with Ormax, but it's possible to max your stamina on the first attempt.  You can repeat this training once per day until you reach maximum stamina.  Once you have unlocked this minigame once, it becomes possible to return to have sex with Vilgen and play the same game to get him to give you a 5 silver discount on his asking price for Runa's contract (this nullifies the initial cost of unlocking the training with Ormax, and also awards the Mind Over Body achievement).

 

If you manage to reach maximum level (10) in both strength and stamina, you are awarded the Amazon achievement.

 

Finally, if you visit the training area a few days after your first sparring match with Bobo and you have either not yet reached rank 2 in the arena or you have spent time working in the Mast, Ormax will approach you and ask you to participate in a tournament.  If you win nothing happens, but if you lose or choose not to fight, you have to blow the winner.  You can also refuse to participate either immediately or just before the final fight begins, but if you do then you're barred from returning to the training area.  Losing or opting to be the prize results in a scene with the winner, who takes some liberties.

 

In the latest versions, there is an MCM option to reduce the number of days between tournaments.  Be sure to change the setting before participating in a tournament, because changing the setting after a tournament ends will not update the wait time.

 

If you have any issues or simply don't want to wait, you can force a tournament to occur by executing the command setpqv hp_sw_arena ArenaTraining_IsTournamentDay true before loading into the training Cell.  The command will do nothing if used while inside the training area because Ormax needs to have a specific AI package running at the time when you use the wardrobe to undress, and the script that attaches the AI package only seems to run when the Cell is loaded.

 

Returning to the training area a few days later will cause Ormax to stop you again and declare the second tournament, with the prize being your pussy (assuming you lost last time).  Losing again results in a scene in which the three trainees rape you until Ormax catches and punishes them.

 

The cycle repeats again after a few more days, with the prize being anal (again, assuming you lost).  This time, when Ormax returns to find that the trainees have raped you all night, you have the option of telling Ormax the truth (in which case he starts to attack them) or lie.  Lying results in another scene as they continue to rape you and awards the Night On The Town achievement.  If you manage to activate the third tournament, and lose, and lie, on the same day that you get rid of Nazir and Burd comes to find you at night, he will save you from being raped by the trainees (awards the In Shining Armor achievement).

 

If you want to use the console to train faster, setpqv hp_sw_arena stamina_exp 1 will boost your stamina by one level, and setpqv hp_sw_arena damage_exp 1 will boost your strength by one level.

 

You can always win a fight in the arena or the training area by using tai to turn off your opponent's AI processing during the fight (be sure to turn it back on when you win).  You can also set your rank to whatever you want using setpqv hp_sw_arena arena_playerRank X where X is a number between 1 and 9 - do not attempt to set it to values below 1 or above 9 because things will break.

 

Olaf's Offer

Spoiler

You can ask Olaf for food starting on the fourth day, and if you ask what to do if you can't pay for it, he will agree to trade sex for food.  This results in a scene similar to the Kush one, and the next day Olaf will give you a free small ration (awards the Bread Alone achievement).  If you do not have the vagina gape condition, Olaf will give you the option of choosing whether you want vaginal or anal sex during the scene.

There is a side quest associated with this that is currently not implemented, which will allow you to perform better to get better food.

 

 

Toris' Burlesque

Spoiler

After Toris leads you to the blocked passage, there is a fade and the passage is cleared.  Head down into the basement and find Toris, then put the box down in the storage room.  Toris introduces you to Gaston the horse, and then explains that he wants you to help him put on a donkey show.

 

You're not allowed to agree to this just yet, so continue to play normally for the rest of the day.  The night after this conversation, the player has a nightmare.  The next morning the player is allowed to talk to Toris and agree to participate.  There are four major steps before you can actually go through with it.

 

First, you need to clean up the basement area.  Going down into the basement and entering the area with all of the tables will allow you to start the cleaning, but actually performing the cleaning consumes all of the remaining time for the day so it is more efficient to put this off until it's already afternoon or evening.  After the scene, go get some sleep.

 

Second, you have to return and do more cleaning on another day.  Same rules as the first day, just do whatever until it's late in the day and then walk into the audience area to clean the place up.  Afterward, return to Toris and tell him that you've finished cleaning for a scene where he explains the next task.  There is a haggling minigame to try to get a better cut of the ticket sales.  Make sure to pick up the fliers before you leave for the night.

 

Third, you need to place your ten fliers.  With the item equipped, you will be able to see glowing outlines on the walls where the fliers can be placed.  The best places to put them are near the ten named characters who can attend the show:

1. Palamed
2. Olaf
3. Kush
4. Tulvar
5. Huzei
6. Grunwald
7. Bormir
8. Ormax
9. Vilgen
10. Fanar (in the entrance area)

If you place them all correctly, you are awarded the Publicist achievement and you can unlock a different version of the show scene.

 

Fourth, once you inform Toris that all of the posters have been placed, he tells you that you need to help put on a preview of the real show, to help sell the tickets.  Once this is available, follow him down to the basement and the scene will play.  Afterward, he will tell you to wait until the tickets sell out.

 

Usually the next morning, a dialog will play when you wake up indicating that you should go talk to Toris again.  He will tell you that everything is ready, and inform you that you need to show up in the morning on any day to get started.  If it's currently morning, you can start now; otherwise you will have to return on another day.

 

If you have worked in the Mast at least three times, you will be approached by an orc woman named Erna in the main hall.  She yells at you about not having sex with a man named Glaum.  The next time you work in the Mast, he approaches you and you have the option to have sex with him or not.  Choosing to have sex with him causes Erna to appear during the scene leading up to the donkey show.

 

When you initiate the event by talking to Toris in the morning, he will lead you down into the basement and lock you into a stockade of sorts.  After a bit, Igna will come to apply some lube for you.  If you had sex with Glaum, Erna will appear now and begin making threats.  If you helped Igna in her minigame earlier, she will free you from the shackles so that you can fight Erna.

 

Assuming you beat Erna, you have the options of either putting her in the stockade in your place, which awards the achievement Understudy, or you can let her go which reverts to the normal (vaginal) version of the scene.  If Erna wins or Igna doesn't let you fight, then the scene becomes anal.  There are few actual differences between the vaginal and anal versions of the scene, however.

 

If Erna is the one in the scene, then the player character gets sent upstairs shortly after the show begins.  In either of the player versions of the scene, you get fucked by a horse.  If you managed to place the fliers correctly, then the audience will be able to put together the ten gold that Toris demands and he will allow Gaston to go deep.  You can use the console command setpqv hp_sw_brot_t isdeeppenetration true any time during the show before the audience finishes collecting their money to force the scene into the deep state.

 

Once the scene ends, you are awarded the Donkey Show achievement.  You wake up in Toris' room, and he wraps up what happened and explains that he used his magic macguffin to fix you, then gives you the option to have sex with Dran.  From now on, you can enter the Mast at night to sleep with Dran.

 

 

Law and Order

Spoiler

If, during Part 8, you agreed to drink with Petit's rapists after paying them off on your first meeting and subsequently woke up getting raped by someone in a hay stack, you can use some memory potions to find out what happened when you return to Solitude in Part 10.  You will need at least three of the memory potions to start the side quest, and three more (six total!) if you want to unlock an achievement.

 

The first of the memory orbs is in the alley where you meet with the rapists.  This introduces the two guards - an Imperial and a Nord - who are the focus of this quest.  Get a good look at them and try to memorize what they look like.  The second memory orb is across the street, at the base of a column in front of Radiant Raiment.  The third is on the steps in front of Angeline's Aromatics.  These memories must be viewed in order, and at the end of the last one the quest Law and Order begins, and you are awarded the achievement Special Victims Unit.

 

There are three additional memories, but they're not necessary for anything.  The first is just outside the Winking Skeever, hidden behind a planter near the front door.  The second is hidden behind the chopping block on the execution platform.  The third is hidden in a nightshade bush on the corner between Bits and Pieces and the area with the market stalls.  If Viggi is in Solitude when the night of drinking takes place, then he makes an appearance in the last one (but he cannot be brought to Farik as a witness).  Experiencing all six of the memories relating to that night awards the Village Bicycle achievement.

 

You can try to report the crime to any guard you like, but they'll just tell you to talk to Farik.  You do need to talk to him, but first you can go talk to Elisif about it to get a few thousand gold added to the Dwemer chest in the guest room in the palace.  There is supposed to be a brief scene that plays after talking to Elisif, but it appears to be bugged in the current version and no dialog actually plays - you still get the money due to the script executing.

 

Find Farik in the dungeon evidence room, or ask one of the guards to lead you there.  After talking to Farik, he tells you that you need to bring him some evidence.  At the end of the conversation, the player will recall that Raflod said he was staying at Evette San's house.  Go there and knock on the door to be let in (if you're using any version of Simply Knock, use the option that would normally bring up the lockpick interface to interact with the door correctly).

 

Inside, you'll find Raflod either sleeping on the floor or sitting at a table, upstairs.  Talk to him and he will admit his part in the crimes.  If you tell him that you're going to turn him in, he attempts to run but falls down the stairs and dies, which fails the quest and awards the achievement All Fun And Games.  Instead, demand that he help you.  You can threaten him (if you're below level 10, you will have to punch him once to convince him), bribe him (a haggling minigame is involved), or have sex with him.  Having sex with him here awards the achievement Delayed Gratification.

 

Once Raflod has been convinced to help, lead him to Farik and tell the captain that you've brought a witness.  Raflod will interrupt during the scene, and you need to tell him that you've got things under control or the quest will fail.  You will all be teleported outside, to participate in a lineup.

 

You are given the ability to point out the two guards who "raped" you.  If you pick both correctly, the quest ends and you can follow Farik to his little table for a 50 gold reward.

 

If you fail to pick them correctly, then you and Raflod are taken to prison for a few days.  Once in the cell, the three inmates already there will attempt to rape you.  You can choose to fight them, and if you win then you're safe.  Choosing not to fight or losing results in a short scene.  Regardless, you are awarded the Hard Time achievement for your time in jail.

 

 

 

Bonus Scenes

Spoiler

When using the Skip feature to bypass content from old mod versions, there are some bonus scenes that you can encounter under certain conditions.  These are very short, simply replacing the brief orientation scenes that you would otherwise see.

If you stop at v0.9, you can get scenes with either Lod or Kust.  Lod's scene is another version of the longer scenes you get if you sleep in his house, and if you have access to those scenes then you should have access to this one.  Kust's scene is another version of the scene when you meet him in the tavern, and to get access to this one you need to select the options during the skip messages for agreeing to sex with the farmers and not having sex with the Imperial.  Either of these scenes awards the Fond Farewell achievement.

If you go through to v0.9.5, you can get scenes with either of the bards or Viggi.  To unlock the bards, you need to agree to judge them and select one as the winner, then get them into the city and enlist them to help, then reward the same one as before and convince Viarmo not to expell him.  To get the scene with Viggi, you need to go on a date with him, have sex, stay until morning, have sex again, get his back salve, have sex again, then select the option to go on many more dates with him.  For either of these bonus scenes to be available, you need to have a Karma value above 300 when the script finishes.

If you go through to v1.0, you can get scenes with one of Burd, Vilgen, or a random bandit.  For Vilgen, you need to agree to bring him an ale, then have sex with him anyway.  For Burd, you need to have sex with him in the sewers, then bring him a large ration, then have a drink with him.  For the random bandit, you need to lose Kust's game, then work for Petit many times, then work at the Mast many times.

 

 

Achievements

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Note: these are listed, by Part, in order of their indices in the bd_conditional quest data and not in any other order.

 

Part 1

Spoiler

Normal Achievements:

Just The Tip                  Give Stanius a blowjob.

 

Secret Achievements:

Patience Of A Saint           Wait for the investigation in Riften to complete normally.

Cheater                       Use the console to coc dft_wh into the test cell.

 

Part 2

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Normal Achievements:

Tongue Tornado                Allow Liorel to 69 with you.

Flower Girl                   Bring flowers to liorel.

 

Secret Achievements:

The Dragonborn Cums           Masturbate in liorel's chair after doing 69 with him.

Bookbinder                    Find every missing page from Liorel's book and sell them to him.

 

Part 3

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Normal Achievements:

Soy Un Perdedor               Lose rock, paper, scissors all three times.

 

Secret Achievements:

 

Part 4

Spoiler

Normal Achievements:

Beer Goggles                  Have sex with the old man after drinking with him.

Pee-ty Revenge                Pee on the old man's bed after sex.

Verbal Contract               Return to the old man after visiting Falkreath.

Honor Among Thieves           Have sex with the bandits on the road.

Popping A Tent                Have sex with the sleeping bandit.

I Am Altering The Deal        Strip, then kiss, then blow the old man.

 

Secret Achievements:

 

Part 5

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Normal Achievements:

Broad Daylight                Have sex with Lod in the forge.

Gamer Girl                    Win Kust's minigame.

Age Of Aggression             Get Kust to beat up the bard.

Shacking Up                   Sleep in Lod's house.

 

Secret Achievements:

 

Part 6

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Normal Achievements:

One With Nature               Have sex with the druid.

Yautja                        See the Imperials get killed by the Phantom.

Mandalorian                   Capture the Phantom.

If It Bleeds                  Kill the Phantom on the cliff.

For Honor                     Have sex with Kust's farmer friends.

Learner's Permit              Orgasm more than 3 times in the jarl's bedroom.

Frisky                        Have sex with the troll, then sleep with Lod until midnight.

 

Secret Achievements:

Indecisive                    During sex with the Imperial officer, delay your decision three times.

Skyrimming                    Stand near the NPCs having sex on the map table in the jarl's house during the party.

Happy Camper                  Have sex with the Imperial at the camp after surviving the Phantom.

 

Part 7

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Normal Achievements:

Shaggin Wagon                 Have sex with the cart driver.

G Marks The Spot              Have sex with Haki the pirate.

Table The Issue               Have sex with Ikol the guard.

Sugar And Spice               Have sex with the porter after sneaking into Solitude.

 

Secret Achievements:

Fond Farewell                 Skip to v0.9 meeting the conditions for one of the special scenes with Kust or Lod.

 

Part 8

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Normal Achievements:

Inquisition                   Get raped in the dungeon in Solitude.

Bigelow                       Have sex in the palace suite.

Secret Of The Ooze            Have sex with Burd in the sewer.

College Girl                  Have sex with Viarmo.

Five-Finger Discount          Get caught by the merchant and surrender.

Strategy Guide                Have sex with the dice trainer.

Bet Your Ass                  Have sex with the gambler in the toilet.

Their Own Medicine            Beat Petit's rapists in a fight.

Double Cross                  Pay Petit's rapists to lie.

No True Friend                Lead Kili to Petit's rapists.

Harden My Heart               Fail to prevent Kili's suicide.

Bunny Rancher                 Achieve maximum level as an escort for Petit.

Boom-Boom!                    Have sex with Gro-Yagak.

Seal The Deal                 Get raped by Petit's men, then make a deal, then return and have sex with them again.

Roll In The Hay               Have sex with the stableboy after drinking with Petit's rapists.

Numismatics                   Get all 3 coins before entering SW.

Fool Me Once                  Check the porter's hiding place before having sex with him.

Dead To Rights                Get arrested while having sex with the porter.

Cheesehead                    Go on a date with Viggi.

Rub And Tug                   Bring the back salve to Viggi and have sex with him.

Kama Sutra                    Win the minigame during Viggi's meeting.

Hath No Fury                  Attack the merchant's daughter during Viggi's meeting.

 

Secret Achievements:

Overcocked                    Have sex with the porter in Petit's until he becomes late for work.

Capgras                       Stay in the palace with high karma but do not masturbate or have sex.
Golden Shower                 In the sex scene with the gambler in Petit's, wait until the second person pees on the floor.
The Oldest Profession         Work as an escort for Petit.
Menage A Trois                Stand next to the bed with the couple in Petit's until you are asked to join.

Clean Freak                   Lick Viggi until he falls asleep during the date.
Bad Business                  Allow Viggi's cheese to be stolen.
Dressing Room                 Have sex with Viggi during the changing scene outside his suite.

 

Part 9

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Normal Achievements:

Discharge Of Obligation       Have sex with Fanar, then pay him later.
Bread Alone                   Have sex with Olaf for food.
Tucked In                     Have sex with Kush.
Biggest Fan                   Have sex with Vilgen.
Cleaning Lady                 Sweep the hall completely clean for olaf.
Bobo Booboo                   Get raped by Bobo during training.
Killer Queen                  Become champion of the arena.
A Leg Up                      Have sex with Bormir.
Pied Piper                    Kill over 50 skeevers.
Housekeeping                  Start Kruvar's minigame.
Tight Squeeze                 Help Toris with Igna's training.
Airtight                      Have sex with the 3 men to free Runa.
Plan B                        Take Toris' pregnancy potion.
Mazerunner                    Have sex with Jorik.
Knot A Threat                 Have sex with the werewolf.
Battered Pride                Beat Nazir in the arena.
Time Waster                   Win Nazir's minigame twice.
Hit-Girl                      Kill Nazir in the maze.
Live Bait                     Have sex with Nazir in the maze.
Dominatrix                    Rape Traka on the first night.
The Bank Job                  Steal gold from Traka.
Under Cover                   Have sex with Burd at night.
Every Moment Red Letter       Have sex with Burd after stealing gold.
Mind Over Body                Win Vilgen's minigame.
VIP Treatment                 Have sex with Palamed.
Yahtzee                       Win Palamed's money.
Third Base                    Get Kruvar to lick or use the butt plug.
Guar Jockey                   Have sex with Huzei.
Abdication                    Get raped by Dodger in the arena.
Recidivist                    Break the codex 3 times.
Payback                       Murder Dodger in the maze.

My Precious                   Bring the ring to Torek.
Night On The Town             Lie after the third tournament scene.
Amazon                        Attain maximum strength and stamina in the arena.
Place To Call Home            Buy the suite from Grunvald.

Lucifer                       Light torches for Toris.

Cavity Search                 Allow Fanar to search you fully.
Penelope                      While having sex with Kush or Olaf, get interrupted by Burd.

Donkey Show                   Participate in Toris' donkey show, having sex with Gaston the horse.

Understudy                    Defeat Erna in a fight, and force her to participate in the donkey show instead.

 

Secret Achievements:

The Hang Of It                Get 5 successes in a row during the Igna training minigame.

Exhibition Match              Have sex with Vilgen while Burd is fighting in the arena.

Familiar Face                 Have sex with Burd in the Mast after he is freed.

Mice And Men                  Collapse the tunnel during the first meeting with Burd in the maze.
Opportunity Knocks            Wait through the entire scene with Nazir in the tunnels, then the following scene with Burd.
Brown Noser                   Learn Nazir's fetish from Daraneya.
Employee Of The Month         Attain the maximum single payout from the Mast, 10+10+10.
Turnabout                     Win the ring from Palamed and then have sex with him.

Team Lift                     Perform strength training in the arena with a partner.
Switcheroo                    Allow Burd to come in and have sex in the middle of the scene with Kruvar.

In Shining Armor              Get saved from the arena trainees by Burd in the tournament 3 scene.
Preview                       Use the console to tcl into the Mast basement.  May no longer be accessible - needs testing.

Frog In A Pot                 Play the Kruvar minigame until he reaches maximum comfort.
Old-Timer                     Spend 50 total days in the Skunkway.

Publicist                     Place Toris' donkey show fliers in optimal places.

 

Part 10

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Normal Achievements:

Courtier                      Return to Elisif after the thief escapes.
Pastime                       Have sex with the farmer outside Solitude.
A Kiss Is But A Kiss          Kiss Hamlof in Markarth.
Home Wrecker                  Have sex with Kleppr.
Prison Rules                  Enter the mine as a prisoner and get raped.

Unforgiven                    Allow the thief to be executed.

Bondage                       Enter the mine as a slave.

All Fun And Games             Scare Raflod into accidentally killing himself.

Delayed Gratification         Have sex with Raflod.

Hard Time                     Get thrown into prison with Raflod.

Special Victims Unit          Experience the three memories involving the corrupt guards in Solitude.

 

Secret Achievements:

Sea-ciety                     Experience the true memory of the two miners in Markarth.

Beer Run                      Experience the true memory of drinking with Marsus.

Village Bicycle               Experience all six memory scenes related to drinking with Petit's rapists.

 

Part 11

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Normal Achievements:

Find A Stranger In The Alps   Have sex with Hans.

Prison Rules                  Enter the mine as a prisoner and get raped.

Sweet Ass                     Get licked by Hans.
Set Up Us The Bomb            Trick Lefty into killing Rindir.
Chikan                        Get Selus killed.
Code Of Mauloch               Beat Selus in a fight.
Wise Words                    Cure Nels' condition.
Milk Maid                     Get milked in prison.
Shawshank                     Escape from prison.

Bondage                       Enter the mine as a slave.
Typhoid Mary                  Poison Lefty and his men.

 

Secret Achievements:

 

Part 12

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Normal Achievements:

New Shit Has Come To Light    Experience the true memory from the first meeting with the thief.
Rock And Roll All Night       Have a party at the Nightgate Inn.
Pound of Flesh                Have sex with Stanius and his men.

Grudgebearer                  Beat the Khajiit assassin.

Promise Ring                  Return Jona's ring.

Lost And Found                Recover your stolen things.

 

Secret Achievements:

Clown Car                     Read Haelga's diary.
Afterparty                    Have sex with the dark elf after the party at Nightgate Inn.

 

 

 

List of Quest Objectives

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The following is a list of all of the objectives of the quests.  If for some reason you experience a glitch that prevents an objective from being completed correctly, it may cause additional errors later.  To force an objective to flag as completed, use the command setobjectivecompleted XX ## 1 where XX is the quest ID from the list below, and ## is the objective value from the quest's stage list.

 

Note that the list below is quest objectives and not quest stages.  Generally, Dogma has used the same values for the stage and the associated objective, but if you try to use the console to fix quest bugs you should understand the difference.  Objectives have associated text indicating a given task, and multiple objectives can be active at a time.  Stages have associated script fragments that execute when the stage is activated, and only one stage may be active at a time (the quest system treats its stages as states in a DFA).  Using setstage to try to skip parts of the story can be done, but can cause major errors - tread carefully.

Solitude Quest bd_sq_sol - use these instead of setting bd_mq stages when inside Solitude (bd_mq will be automatically updated)

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• 20 - Find traces of the thief in Solitude
• 60 - Meet with Vala in the castle
• 70 - Explore the sewers
• 80 - Talk with Vala
• 90 - Try to verify the pickpocket's story
• 100 - Tell Vala about meeting with Charon
• 110 - Talk to the jeweler
• 130 - Bring a Dibellan Coin to Chiron
• 140 - Find a way into the Skunkway

 

 

Main Quest "Thief!" - bd_mq

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• 40 - Find some clothes and leave the canals
• 50 - Tell the guard about the crime
• 90 - Wait for the conclusion of the investigation
• 96 - Return to Captain Stanius for information about the theft
• 97 - Find a way to read the case report
• 100 - Look for traces of the thief in Windhelm
• 101 - Speak with the owner at The Bee and Barb (optional)
• 110 - Speak with Jona
• 111 - Find a way into the New Gnisis
• 112 - Bring Liorel five Purple Mountain Flowers
• 113 - Meet with Liorel in his room in Candlehearth Hall
• 120 - Go to the hot springs
• 121 - Search for clues
• 130 - Continue your search in Whiterun
• 140 - Get a job in The Bannered Mare
• 150 - Wait for the thief
• 200 - Recover your clothes
• 210 - Hunt down the thief
• 220 - Pursue the thief
• 230 - Look for traces of the thief on the road
• 240 - Follow the blood trail
• 250 - Look for traces of the thief in Falkreath
• 255 - Find out where the thief went
• 260 - Speak with Zoe
• 270 - Find the witch
• 280 - Return to Zoe
• 290 - Arrange the witch's burial
• 300 - Speak with Zoe
• 310 - Get some sleep
• 320 - Find Zoe
• 330 - Bring the missing reagents to Zoe
• 331 - Acquire: Lunar Nirnroot
• 332 - Acquire: Dremora Lord's Heart
• 333 - Acquire: Dream Catcher
• 334 - Bring the dream catcher to Zoe
• 340 - Make your way to Solitude
• 350 - Find a way into the city
• 360 - Find traces of the thief in Solitude
• 370 - Follow the guards
• 380 - Meet with Vala in the castle
• 390 - Explore the sewers
• 400 - Talk with Vala
• 410 - Try to verify the pickpocket's story
• 420 - Tell Vala about meeting with Charon
• 430 - Talk to the jeweler
• 450 - Bring a Dibellan Coin to Chiron
• 451 - (Optional) Get a Dibellan from the jeweler
• 452 - (Optional) Get a Dibellan from Madam Petit
• 453 - (Optional) Get a Dibellan from Gro-Yagak
• 460 - Find a way into the Skunkway
• 461 - (Optional) Talk to Vala
• 500 - Find Olaf
• 505 - Get dressed
• 510 - Talk to Olaf
• 520 - Ask about the thief in the Arena
• 530 - Find the thief's room
• 540 - Find a way into the room
• 550 - Find a reason for Tulvar to open the thief's room
• 560 - Find out more about the big fight
• 570 - Go to sleep
• 580 - Find Runa
• 582 - Deal with The Beast
• 584 - Go to sleep
• 590 - Talk to Vilgen
• 600 - Buy Runa's contract from Vilgen
• 605 - Take the contract to Toris
• 610 - Free Runa
• 620 - Meet Runa in the Main Hall
• 630 - Wait for Runa to rest
• 640 - Find Runa
• 650 - Acquire the ingredients for the Retinentia
• 660 - Brew a Retinentia
• 670 - Deliver the burnt recipe to Tulvar
• 680 - Enter the thief's room
• 690 - Return to Vala
• 700 - Talk to the thief
• 710 - Find out what happened that night
• 800 - Find the cave near Largashbur
• 990 - Recover your things from the chest

 

 

"The Belly of the Beast" - bd_sq_help

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• 5 - Free the thief
• 10 - Convince Elisif to spare the thief
• 15 - Wait for the thief on the road
• 20 - Help the thief escape
• 25 - Talk to the thief
• 29 - Go to Markarth
• 30 - Ask about the prisoner transfer in Markarth
• 40 - Ask the locals about rumors of another prison
• 50 - Find the Serpent's Maw
• 60 - Find Marsus in the Warrens
• 70 - Return to Marsus
• 80 - Bring Marsus something to drink
• 90 - Wait for Marsus to formulate a plan
• 95 - Talk to Marsus
• 100 - Decide on a way into the prison
• 110 - Meet the guard outside the prison
• 111 - Meet Marsus outside the prison
• 120 - Go to jail
• 130 - Find the thief
• 140 - Escape from prison
• 141 - Make some friends (optional)
• 142 - Get rid of Rindir (optional)
• 143 - Weaken Lefty's gang (optional)
• 200 - Defeat Lefty's gang
• 220 - Escape from the Serpent's Maw
• 250 - Uncover the truth
• 260 - Return to the thief
• 280 - Find the thief's caches
• 290 - Dig up the Thief's caches
• 300 - Meet the thief at his campsite
• 310 - Recover your gold
• 320 - Wait at the crossroads at midnight
• 330 - Find the old man
• 340 - Return to the thief

 

 

 

 

FAQ/Common Issues

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When is the next update coming out/what's in the next update?

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This is, by far, the most-commonly-asked question in this thread, particularly when the time since the last update passes about 100 days.  (The 100 day mark was June 6th)

 

Prior to the release of v1.0, I estimated that we would see a beta sometime between Sept 5th and Nov 6th.  The beta actually went up on Nov 30th, 24 days after my most pessimistic estimate.  My other guesses were surprisingly accurate (within roughly 2% of the actual for both the number of scenes and number of lines of dialog) but I tend to skew a bit optimistic with the date estimates.  Dogma's history over the last three years has been to release a major update between about Oct 1st and Dec 1st, followed by a Patreon version two to three months later.

 

Continuing my extrapolation from a year ago, I estimate that the pregnancy update will go into beta testing around early-mid November (roughly 260 days since v1.1), and it will contain approximately 25 scenes and 3,600 lines of dialog.

 

There will be at least two more major updates after the pregnancy quest.  They are centered around the Hot Springs boy (Fravik), and then implementation of a lot of cut content from previous updates <post>:

• We know that the wedding sidequest in Falkreath is a priority, so it will probably be implemented as part of the Hot Springs update if not much sooner
• No details about the content of the Hot Springs update have been revealed except for the return of Fravik, but I expect new stuff both in Part 3 and after Part 12
  • Fravik's village and well-endowed father will likely make an appearance
• Most of the stuff listed in the Unimplemented/Upcoming section will probably be added by the end, along with many, many things that Dogma has never mentioned before and I didn't find in the data

 

Unimplemented/Upcoming Content

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Part 3

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Dogma has previously made reference to adding additional content involving the boy at the hot springs.  What form this might take is currently a mystery.  Once the pregnancy side quest is released, this will be the focus of the next major update <#2>.

 

Part 4

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If you promise to return to the old man later, he issues a warning that he will seek revenge if you don't make good.  If you don't return and have sex with him by the end of Part 6, he disappears.  The old man is one of the most likely possibilities to be the father in the pregnancy quest, so with some luck we may see him again in the coming update.

 

Part 5

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If you lie to Kust about the deal he made with the two farmers, they swear to get revenge on you in the future.  When and how they might accomplish this is a mystery, but it will likely not be implemented soon.

 

Part 6

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The longhouse guard says that he'll let you in if you're a citizen of the town.  A marriage side quest was partially implemented during the development of v0.8, but it was ultimately cut due to time constraints.  It would have allowed you to get married to either Lod or Kust, and heavily involved the local beggar and Jarl as part of the quest.  It may be implemented as part of the next major update <#1>.

 

Part 8

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There is unused dialog involving giving the cart driver in Falkreath a blowjob.  I believe that this is related to the hourly amount he charges to wait for you after you've agreed to ride with him, but I'm not sure.

In the versions 0.9.0 - 0.9.2, when arriving at the door to the Skunkway you could blow the door guard through the speakeasy wicket.  This has been removed since 0.9.5, and it's unclear if it will return.

 

Part 9

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Currently, having sex with Olaf for food only results in small rations.  There is an unimplemented side quest which will result in better food rewards.

 

There is unused dialog around getting drunk with Huzei, and an un-implemented memory scene in the arena nearby.  These both suggest that there's a cut scene here.

 

 

Part 10

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There is one line of seemingly unused dialog with the prison transfer guard which looks like there was a planned option to have sex with him to get the prisoner released.

 

 

Part 11

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Four "secret" scenes are planned.  These are relatively normal, short scenes that can (maybe?) be repeated later after fulfilling some condition to unlock more.  Once all four of the full versions of these secret scenes have been unlocked, it will unlock a final scene.  Supposedly, one of these scenes already exists in the Serpent's Maw.  This is likely to be a reference to the milking scenes, as no other scenes in the mine qualify as particularly secret.  It is further reasonable to assume that the other three scenes, when they appear, will also take place in the Maw.

 

Part 12

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The existence of the (otherwise mostly pointless) interaction to have a blacksmith remove the player's shackles implies a cut scene.

 

Dogma is planning to create scenes that change based on whether or not the player is pregnant, and which will involve scaling the player's belly.  As of now, only one such scene exists in Part 11, but the next major update will implement this side quest and many more of these scenes throughout Parts 10, 11, and 12 at least <#2>.

 

 

 

Karma/Lust

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Understanding the Karma/Lust system

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The "karma" variable in the main quest script (actually named Lust in the script text) controls which options are available to you at various points in the story.  You can directly modify the value via the command setpqv bd_mq Lust_var X where X is the value you want to set it to.

There is also a debug menu that you can access that provides a better way of managing your karma.  To access the debug menu, enter the command setpqv dft_congif sys_debugmode 1 into the console, then open the MCM Debug menu.  Yes, Dogma is aware that config is not spelled that way, but it's too late now.  The Debug menu now gives you check boxes to activate or deactivate the "vagina gape" and "butt hurt" conditions, and a slider that allows you to check or set your karma, along with a bunch of other things you probably shouldn't mess with.  Note that while turning on the "butt hurt" condition makes some of the scenes different, it also prevents you from sitting on anything which may make it difficult to use certain furniture.

The only choices that impact the karma score are the ones that you're asked to make when you use the skip function to jump ahead in the mod.  These are usually big things, like how you resolve major challenges, but in a few cases are more minor, like how much you choose to pay the beggars.  As noted in my last post, it's not always the case that if a choice appears in the skip function that it has an impact on karma, but the case of the Whiterun beggar is almost certainly a bug.

If you want a complete list and the amount of change you experience from each choice, open the mod in TES5Edit and expand the globals.  Every variable with an editor ID beginning with "bd_kar_" corresponds to an individual choice.

So, for instance, the values of bd_kar_HotSprings_lose1, _lose2, and _lose3 are 5, 3, and 5 respectively.  This means that losing the first time (stripping) gets +5 karma, losing the second time (getting fingered) gets +3 more for a total of +8, and losing the third time gets +5 more for a total of +13.

In some cases when you find multiple values associated with a given scene, only one of them will be selected depending on your choices.  The handjob/blowjob scene with Stanius is an example, with the bd_kar_Riften_Cap_Service_Hands value (5) being added to your karma if you refuse to perform oral, and the bd_kar_Riften_Cap_Service_Oral value (8) being added if you agree.

If you want a complete list of which values are required to unlock each choice, open the mod in TES5Edit and check the other globals.  Most of them have EDIDs beginning with "bd_req_" (a few labeled bd_dial_ are used in dialog-only scenes).

For instance, if you wanted to know how high your karma needs to be before you can agree to become Liorel's sex therapist, you can just check the value of the variable hp_req_Liorel_Accept_Training and see that you need at least 60 karma.

 

Karma Requirements/Changes

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Note: Take these values with a grain of salt, since they have a tendency to change between versions (and I'm disinclined to update the list with each version) and it's not always clear what each global variable corresponds to.

 

Values denoted with a + or - are karma changes, those without are karma requirements.

 

Part 1

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val  variable                                           condition

+1   bd_kar_Riften_Tavern_Stay                          Stay for a second drink

+5   bd_kar_Riften_Cap_Service_Hands                    Agree to give Captain Stanius a handjob

+8   bd_kar_Riften_Cap_Service_Oral                     Agree to the blowjob

+2   bd_kar_Riften_Cap_Service_Oral_Pay                 Take the payment after the blowjob

+10  bd_kar_Riften_Cap_Bunkhouse_Lose                   Meet with Stanius in Haelga's, then lose the minigame

 

 

Part 2

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val  variable                                          condition

+2   bd_kar_Windhelm_Liorel_Training                   Allow Liorel to practice on you

5    bd_req_Windhelm_LiorelRepeat                      Required for 69

+3   bd_kar_Windhelm_Liorel_Training_Repeat            Try the 69 with Liorel

10   bd_req_Windhelm_LiorelsChair                      Masturbate in Liorel's chair

60   bd_req_Elf_Accept_Training                        Agree to training with Liorel

140  bd_req_Elf_Oldman_Extra                           Bonus when doing old man training

180  bd_req_Elf_Oldman_Extra2                          Bonus when doing old man training

160  bd_req_Elf_Principal_Extra                        Bonus when doing buttplug training

 

 

Part 3

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val  variable                                          condition

+2   bd_kar_HotSprings_lose1                           Lose at RPS and strip

+3   bd_kar_HotSprings_lose2                           Lose again and get fingered

+5   bd_kar_HotSprings_lose3                           Lose a third time

8    bd_dial_HotSprings_End_Shy                        Player isn't shy

12   bd_req_HotSprings_Prelude                         Minor scene difference

15   bd_req_HotSprings_Oral                            Player is horny/can choose to initiate BJ

18   bd_dial_HotSprings_End_Horny                      Player masturbates while naked

 

 

Part 4

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val  variable                                             condition

-2   Bd_kar_Whiterun_Beggar_Donate                        Give money to the beggar in the market

10   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_Punishment                    Lick the old man clean

+12  bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Punishment                    Lick the old man clean

+2   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Imprest_Undress               Strip for him

+1   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Imprest_Kiss                  Give him a kiss

10   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_Deposit_Oral                  Start blowing him

+5   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Imprest_Oral                  Start blowing him

18   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_Deposit_Oral_Ending           Agree to finish him off

+3   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Imprest_Oral_End              Agree to finish him off

26   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_Deposit_Oral_Trade            Demand more money

+2   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Imprest_Oral_End_Trade        Demand more money

30   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_Deposit_Oral_Ending_Swallow   Agree to swallow

+2   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Imprest_Oral_End_Swallow      Agree to swallow

+10  bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Imprest_cuni                  ?

+2   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Drunk                         Drink with the old man?

+5   bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Poison                        Poison the old man

+15  bd_kar_Whiterun_Oldman_Sex                           Have sex with him

22   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_DirtyTalk                     Sex is less rapey

25   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_SexHorny                      Sex is less rapey

35   bd_req_Whiterun_BedMasturbateAfterPiss               Masturbate after peeing on his bed

90   bd_req_Whiterun_Oldman_Return                        Return later to have sex with the old man

11   bd_req_Race_Bandits_Undress                          Strip in front of the bandits

+2   bd_kar_Race_Bandits_Undress                          Strip in front of the bandits

25   bd_req_Race_BanditsSexForFree                        Offer to fuck both of them

+2   bd_kar_Race_BanditsSexForFree                        Offer to fuck both of them

 

 

Part 5

Spoiler

val  variable                                          condition

11   bd_req_Falkreath_Lod_Oral                         Agree to blow Lod for information

+10  bd_kar_Falkreath_Lod_Oral                         Agree to blow Lod for information

+2   bd_kar_Falkreath_Lod_InfoFirst                    Demand Lod's information before continuing

20   bd_req_Falkreath_Lod_Penetration                  Let Lod finish without demanding information

30   bd_req_Falkreath_Lod_KeepPromise                  Keep your promise and let Lod fuck you

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_Lod_Sex                          Have sex with Lod

42   bd_req_Falkreath_Lod_Extra                        Lod switches positions while telling his story

20   bd_dial_PlayerAfterZoeTalkScene_lvl1              Less shy dialog after talking with Zoe about Kust

30   bd_dial_PlayerAfterZoeTalkScene_lvl1              Even less shy dialog

29   bd_req_Falkreath_Kust_Prostitution                Prostitute yourself to Kust

62   bd_req_Falkreath_Kust_Prostitution_extra          Animation difference when you win while doing oral

+10  bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Prostitution                Prostitute yourself to Kust

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Prostitution_Lose           Lose Kust's sex mini game

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Prostitution_Repeat         Repeat Kust's game

+3   bd_kar_Falkreath_Vigar_NoPay                      Don't pay the beggar for helping with the body

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_Lod_Sleep                        Sleep at Lod's house

+3   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Purse_Pocket                Keep Kust's money

-3   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Purse_Return                Return Kust's money

+3   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Meet                        Meet with Kust at night?

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Meet_Accept                 Meet with Kust at night?

+2   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_Meet_SayTrue                Admit to having sex with Kust while he was drunk?

60   bd_req_Falkreath_Kust_Drunk_LVL1                  Agree to a second drink with Kust

80   bd_req_Falkreath_Kust_Drunk_LVL2                  Have sex with Kust after two drinks or have a third drink

90   bd_req_Falkreath_Kust_Drunk_LVL3                  Have sex with Kust without drinking

+10  bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_LQ_Intro                    Have sex with Kust

47   bd_req_Falkreath_kust_farmers_accept              Have sex with the two farmers

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_Kust_LQ_Farmers                  Have sex with the two farmers

+3   bd_kar_Falkreath_ZoeFall                          Have sex with Zoe while drunk after meeting Kust

 

 

Part 6

Spoiler

val  variable                                          condition

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_Daedra_Penetration               Get penetrated by the Dremora Lord

60   bd_req_Falkreath_Druid                            Have sex with the druid

+10  bd_kar_Falkreath_Druid_Sex                        Have sex with the druid

37   bd_req_Falkreath_Impguard_Nature                  Have sex with the Imperial

+10  bd_kar_Falkreath_Impguard_Nature                  Have sex with the Imperial

+3   bd_kar_Falkreath_Impguard_Nature_OneMore          Agree to one more time with the Imperial

+2   bd_kar_Falkreath_Impguard_NatureStay              Agree to stay the night with the Imperial

90   bd_req_Falkreath_Impguard_Nature_Extra            Bonus ending with the Imperial

29   bd_req_Falkreath_Impguard_Camp                    Have sex with the Imperial at the camp

47   bd_req_Falkreath_JH_Dancing_Gang                  Pay the table dancer to fuck the guests

29   bd_req_Falkreath_JH_RoomKeeper_Revenge            Get the door guard to let you into the bedroom

80   bd_req_Falkreath_JH_RoomKeeper_Revenge_Stay       Have sex with the door guard

+5   bd_kar_Falkreath_JH_RoomKeeper_Stay               Have sex with the door guard

100  bd_req_Falkreath_JH_3someTable                    Join the NPCs having sex on the jarl's map table

 

 

 

Part 7

Spoiler

val  variable                                          condition

+10  bd_Kar_Falkreath_Cart_Sex                         Agree to sex with the carriage driver for a discount

25   bd_Req_Falkreath_Cart_lvl1                        Sluttier dialog during cart sex

45   bd_Req_Falkreath_Cart_lvl2                        Even sluttier dialog

114  bd_Req_Falkreath_Cart_lvl3                        Sluttiest dialog

+5   bd_Kar_Falkreath_Cart_MG_Lose                     Lose the cart minigame

89   bd_req_solitude_ikol_propose                      Have sex with Ikol to help the bards sneak into the city

+10  bd_kar_solitude_ikol_sex                          Have sex with Ikol to help the bards sneak into the city

+10  bd_kar_solitude_piratcamp_sex                     Have sex with the pirate leader

47   bd_req_solitude_piratcamp_lvl1                    Sex with the pirate is kinda not rape

90   bd_req_solitude_piratcamp_lvl2                    Sex with the pirate is kinda consensual

39   bd_req_sol_loader_lvl1                            Strip for the porter after you sneak into the city

+2   bd_kar_sol_loader_cumming                         The porter's rubbing makes you orgasm

+3   bd_kar_sol_loader_penetration                     The porter penetrates you

+5   bd_kar_sol_loader_high                            The porter finishes

89   bd_req_sol_loader_lvl2                            Sex with the porter in the alley is kinda consensual

120  bd_req_sol_loader_lvl3                            Slightly different dialog with porter

161  bd_req_sol_loader_outdoor_extra                   Additional different dialog with porter

 

 

Part 8

Spoiler

val  variable                                          condition

+3   bd_kar_sol_loader_tavern_prelude                  Meet with the porter in Madam Petit's

+5   bd_kar_sol_loader_tavern_prelude_ret              Return to the porter after checking the barrel

+10  bd_kar_sol_loader_tavern_sex                      Have sex with the porter

+5   bd_kar_sol_loader_tavern_arest                    Get arrested with the porter

+1   bd_kar_sol_interrogation_whip1                    Get whipped in prison

+2   bd_kar_sol_interrogation_whip2                    Get whipped again

50   bd_req_sol_arest_lvl1                             Get raped by the guards?

+5   bd_kar_sol_interrogation_ending_guards            Get raped by the guards

+3   bd_kar_sol_BP_Room_Masturbation                   Masturbate in the palace

+10  bd_kar_sol_BP_Room_Sex                            Have sex with one of the gigolos

45   bd_req_sol_BP_room_Lvl1                           Consensual sex

90   bd_req_sol_BP_room_Lvl2                           Sluttier dialog

160  bd_req_sol_BP_room_Lvl3                           Even sluttier dialog

120  bd_req_sol_sewerage_guard                         Have sex with the guard (Burd) in the sewer

+5   bd_kar_sol_sewerage_guard_sex                     Have sex with the guard (Burd) in the sewer

+10  bd_kar_sol_dealer_trapped                         Get caught by Varg

45   bd_req_sol_dealer_lvl1                            Sluttier dialog

80   bd_req_sol_dealer_lvl2                            Even sluttier dialog

140  bd_req_sol_dealer_lvl3                            Sluttiest dialog

+5   bd_kar_sol_college_bard_play                      Have sex with one of the bards

+10  bd_kar_sol_college_principal                      Have sex with Viarmo

100  bd_req_sol_college_principal_LVL1                 Not used

180  bd_req_sol_college_principal_LVL2                 Animation difference before plug insertion

+2   bd_kar_sol_trader_busi_dancing                    Dance nude at the business meeting

+3   bd_kar_sol_trader_busi_bottle                     Put on a "show" at the meeting

+5   bd_kar_sol_trader_busi_petting                    Foreplay with the servant

+10  bd_kar_sol_trader_busi_anal                       Anal sex with the servant

+5   bd_kar_sol_trader_meet_clean                      Blow Viggi after the date

+10  bd_kar_sol_trader_meet_sex                        Have sex with Viggi

100  bd_req_sol_trader_LVL1                            Dialog is less rapey

200  bd_req_sol_trader_LVL2                            Sex is almost consensual

300  bd_req_sol_trader_LVL3                            Sex is consensual

+3   bd_kar_sol_trader_meet_relax                      Stay with Viggi after bringing him the salve

150  bd_req_sol_ws_date_start                          Work as an escort for Petit

+10  bd_kar_sol_date                                   Work as an escort for Petit

+10  bd_kar_sol_rapist_brawl                           Get raped by the rapists after losing the fight

50   bd_req_sol_ws_rapist_lvl1                         Minor scene/dialog differences

100  bd_req_sol_ws_rapist_lvl2                         Minor scene/dialog differences

150  bd_req_sol_ws_rapist_lvl3                         Minor scene differences

+10  bd_kar_sol_rapist_kili                            Lead Kili to be raped

+10  bd_kar_sol_rapist_pros                            Return and have sex with the rapists after paying them

+5   bd_kar_sol_rapist_suicide                         Fail to prevent Kili's suicide

75   bd_req_solitude_dice_guide_lvl1                   Have sex with the gamesman to learn dice

+5   bd_kar_solitude_dice_guide_sex                    Have sex with the gamesman to learn dice

120  bd_req_solitude_dice_guide_lvl2                   Sluttier dialog

190  bd_req_solitude_dice_guide_extra                  Even sluttier dialog

55   bd_req_sol_ws_analpay_lvl1                        Have sex with the dice player in the toilet

+10  bd_kar_sol_dice_asspay                            Have sex with the dice player in the toilet

90   bd_req_sol_ws_analpay_lvl2                        Sluttier dialog

140  bd_req_sol_ws_analpay_lvl3                        Even sluttier dialog

90   bd_req_sol_dice_gro_lvl1                          Have Boom-Boom with Gro-Yagak

+10  bd_kar_sol_dice_bombom                            Have Boom-Boom with Gro-Yagak

 

 

Part 9

Spoiler

val  variable                                          condition

300  bd_req_sol_095_skiphint                           Unlock the Part 9 Skip bonus scenes (Viggi/bard)

+3   bd_kar_sw_entrance_fist_v                         Get vaginally fisted by Fanar

+5   bd_kar_sw_entrance_fist_a                         Get anally fisted by Fanar

+8   bd_kar_sw_entrance_fuck                           Have sex with Fanar

50   bd_req_sw_entrance_lvl1                           Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_entrance_lvl2                           Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_entrance_lvl3                           Minor scene differences

280  bd_req_sw_entrance_extra                          Masturbate when Huzei comes in/"last time" scene

+5   bd_kar_sw_entrance_lasttime                       "Last time" scene with Fanar

600  bd_req_sw_entrance_extra2                         Extra long "last time" scene

80   bd_req_sw_kush_sleep_accept                       Initially agree to sex with Kush

+8   bd_kar_sw_sleep_kush                              Have sex with Kush

50   bd_req_sw_kush_lvl1                               Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_kush_lvl2                               Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_kush_lvl3                               Minor scene differences

80   bd_req_sw_bench_sex                               Have sex with Jorik

+2   bd_kar_sw_yorik_pre                               Blow Jorik first

+8   bd_kar_sw_yorik_sex                               Have sex with Jorik

+5   bd_kar_sw_werwolf_rape                            Get raped by the werewolf

+8   bd_kar_sw_werwolf_meet                            Have sex with human-form Torek

50   bd_req_sw_torek_l1                                Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_torek_l2                                Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_torek_l3                                Minor scene differences

90   bd_req_sw_vilgen_chair                            Have sex with Vilgen

+8   bd_kar_sw_vilgen                                  Have sex with Vilgen

+4   bd_kar_sw_vilgen_ex                               Attempt to convince Vilgen to give a discount

+20  bd_kar_sw_arena_crime                             Get raped for violating the Codex

+3   bd_kar_sw_brot_training                           Help Toris train Igna

50   bd_req_sw_brot_ev_1_l1                            Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_brot_ev_1_l2                            Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_brot_ev_1_l3                            Minor scene differences

+5   bd_kar_sw_brot_training_clim                      Climax during the training

+8   bd_kar_sw_brot_training_clim_stay                 Stay and have sex with Dran after climaxing

+5   bd_kar_sw_brot_work_intro_act                     Start working for Toris

50   bd_req_sw_brot_pros_l1                            Scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_brot_pros_l2                            Scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_brot_pros_l3                            Scene differences

+3   bd_kar_sw_brot_work_intro_act_acceptnext          Have sex with all three guys during the intro

+8   bd_kar_sw_brot_work_gen                           Work normally in the brothel

+20  bd_kar_sw_brot_triple                             Have sex with the three guys to free Runa

90   bd_req_sw_brot_pros_trio_low                      Minor scene differences

200  bd_req_sw_brot_pros_trio_extra                    Minor scene differences

50   bd_req_sw_trainer_l1                              Minor differences when meeting Ormax

100  bd_req_sw_trainer_l2                              Minor differences when meeting Ormax

150  bd_req_sw_trainer_l3                              Not used

+5   bd_kar_sw_bobo_fuck                               Lose to Bobo

+3   bd_kar_sw_bobo_fuck_ex                            Don't stop Bobo

50   bd_req_sw_arena_sparring_Lvl1                     Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_arena_sparring_Lvl2                     Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_arena_sparring_Lvl3                     Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_arena_training_mate_shum                Have sex with Shum during pair training

+6   bd_kar_sw_arena_training_shum                     Have sex with Shum during pair training

+4   bd_kar_sw_arena_training_bobo                     Raped by Bobo during pair training

+8   bd_kar_sw_arena_training_ormax                    Have sex with Ormax for training

200  bd_req_sw_arena_tournament_dirttalk               Player is willing to participate in tournaments

+3   bd_kar_sw_arena_tournament_oral                   BJ after first tournament

+5   bd_kar_sw_arena_tournament_vag                    Raped after second tournament

+8   bd_kar_sw_arena_tournament_anal                   Anal rape after third tournament

+6   bd_kar_sw_arena_tournament_anal_ex                Lie to Ormax about being raped

500  bd_req_sw_tournament_oral_ex                      Masturbate after giving BJ to first tournament winner

600  bd_req_sw_tournament_anal_ex                      Option to lie to Ormax only available >= 600?
+8   bd_kar_sw_steward                                 Have sex with Bormir

50   bd_req_sw_stew_l1                                 Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_stew_l2                                 Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_stew_l3                                 Minor scene differences

150  bd_req_sw_arena_nakedfight                        Knowingly go into the arena naked

+8   bd_kar_sw_arena_plut_rape                         Get raped by Dodger

500  bd_req_sw_arena_plut_oral                         Agree to blow Dodger

+3   bd_kar_sw_arena_plut_oral                         Agree to blow Dodger

600  bd_req_sw_arena_plut_oral_stay                    Agree to wait for Dodger

+2   bd_kar_sw_arena_plut_oral_stay                    Agree to wait for Dodger

700  bd_req_sw_arena_plut_oral_crowsex                 Allow the random bandit to rape you while waiting

+6   bd_kar_sw_arena_plut_oral_sex                     Allow the random bandit to rape you while waiting

60   bd_req_sw_crook_L1                                Not used?

120  bd_req_sw_crook_L1                                Not used?

180  bd_req_sw_crook_L1                                Not used?

300  bd_req_sw_crook_Extra                             Not used?

+5   bd_kar_sw_valasman                                Have sex with Burd after he wins the trial

150  bd_req_sw_vms_nazirpropose                        Offer to have sex with Nazir

+1   bd_kar_sw_ext_naz_oral_1                          Initiate oral with Nazir in the tunnels

+2   bd_kar_sw_ext_naz_oral_2                          Finish oral with Nazir

+1   bd_kar_sw_ext_naz_anal_1                          Initiate anal with Nazir in the tunnels

+2   bd_kar_sw_ext_naz_anal_2                          Continue anal with Nazir

+3   bd_kar_sw_ext_naz_anal_3                          Continue anal with Nazir

+4   bd_kar_sw_ext_naz_anal_4                          Finish anal with Nazir

50   bd_req_sw_vms_nazirlab_l1                         Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_sw_vms_nazirlab_l2                         Minor scene differences

200  bd_req_sw_vms_nazirlab_l3                         Not used?

+5   bd_kar_sw_ext_naz_burd                            Have sex with Burd in the tunnels

150  bd_req_sw_sleep_naked                             Sleep naked

+5   bd_kar_sw_ext_sleep_burd                          Have sex with Burd at night

50   bd_req_sw_vms_sleep_l1                            Not used?

100  bd_req_sw_vms_sleep_l2                            Minor scene differences

200  bd_req_sw_vms_sleep_l3                            Not used?

150  bd_req_sw_vms_rieklingsex                         Invite Traka to drink

+3   bd_kar_sw_ext_trak_dom                            Rape Traka

+10  bd_kar_sw_ext_trak_fast                           Have sex with Traka

+10  bd_kar_sw_ext_trak_slow                           Have sex with Traka all night

90   bd_req_sw_vms_burd_end                            Have celebratory sex with Burd after finishing the plan

+5   bd_kar_sw_ext_burd_end                            Have celebratory sex with Burd after finishing the plan

80   bd_req_sw_olaf_sleep_accept                       Have sex with Olaf for food

+8   bd_kar_sw_sleep_olaf                              Have sex with Olaf for food

+3   bd_kar_sw_gson_plug                               Get Kruvar to use the plug on you

+5   bd_kar_sw_gson_burd                               Let Burd take over for Kruvar

+3   bd_kar_sw_gson_ending                             Let Kruvar jizz on you

+8   bd_kar_sw_arena_palamed                           Have sex with Palamed

+3   bd_kar_sw_arena_palamed_lose                      Win against Pala and get raped

300  bd_req_sw_palamed_ex                              Let Palamed give you away to a random bandit

+2   bd_kar_sw_arena_huzei_intr                        Show Huzei your ass

+12  bd_kar_sw_arena_huzei_full                        Let Huzei rape you all day

+10  bd_kar_sw_brott_prew                              Participate in the preview for the donkey show

+30  bd_kar_sw_brott_show_va                           Donkey show normal version

+50  bd_kar_sw_brott_show_an                           Donkey show anal (lose to Erna) version

+25  bd_kar_sw_brott_show_deep                         Donkey show deep penetration

250  bd_req_sw_brott_dransex                           Agree to sex with Dran after the show

+10  bd_kar_sw_brott_dransex                           Have sex with Dran

50   bd_req_sw_maindoorkeeper_bj                       Removed door BJ scene

 

 

Part 10

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val  variable                                          condition

150  bd_req_sol_esc_fucker_think                       Think about sex with the farmer on the road

440  bd_req_sol_esc_fucker_accept                      Agree to sex with the farmer on the road

+5   bd_kar_mar_tower_farmer                           Have sex with the farmer on the road

+1   bd_kar_mar_begg_kiss                              Kiss Hamlof at night

50   bd_req_mar_beg_l1                                 Minor scene difference?

100  bd_req_mar_beg_l2                                 Minor scene difference

150  bd_req_mar_beg_l3                                 Not used?

+3   bd_kar_mar_begg_ins                               Let Hamlof put it inside you

+5   bd_kar_mar_begg_sex                               Let Hamlof fuck you

+3   bd_kar_mar_begg_return                            Return to Hamlof in the morning

+5   bd_kar_mar_begg_full                              Let Hamlof finish

+8   bd_kar_mar_innkeeper                              Take part in Kleppr's plan

50   bd_req_mar_inn_lvl1                               Minor scene differences

100  bd_req_mar_inn_lvl2                               Not used?

150  bd_req_mar_inn_lvl3                               Not used?

+1   bd_kar_mar_innkeeper_o                            Give Kleppr a BJ

+3   bd_kar_mar_innkeeper_r                            Lick Kleppr's asshole

+5   bd_kar_mar_innkeeper_stay                         Stay and have sex with Kleppr again

+6   bd_kar_mar_booze_mars                             Get drunk with Marsus while poor

+6   bd_kar_mar_booze_mars_mem                         Agree to sex with Marsus to help remember

600  bd_req_mar_marsus_ex                              Continue sex with Marsus after his story

+18  bd_kar_mar_booze_miners                           Get drunk with Marsus => raped by the miners

+4   bd_kar_mar_booze_miners_ret                       Return to have sex with the miners again

+12  bd_kar_mar_conv_cap                               Get raped by the guards

+8   bd_kar_mar_stm_lefty                              Have sex with Lefty

+6   bd_kar_mar_stm_rape                               Get raped by Lefty and his men

+14  bd_kar_mar_stm_rape_full                          Get raped until the minigame appears

100  bd_req_lao_raflodsex                              Propose sex with Raflod

200  bd_req_lao_raflodsex_full                         Continue sex with Raflod after he finishes

+10  bd_kar_lao_raflodsex                              Have sex with Raflod

150  bd_req_lao_prisonseduce                           Agree to sex in jail in Solitude

+10  bd_kar_lao_prison_sex                             Have sex in jail in Solitude

+15  bd_kar_lao_prison_rape                            Get raped in jail in Solitude

 

 

Part 11

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val  variable                                          condition

100  bd_req_stm_draug_l1                               Let Hans continue licking your ass

250  bd_req_stm_draug_l2                               Let Hans initiate anal

500  bd_req_stm_draug_l3                               Keep going after Hans cums on your face

750  bd_req_stm_draug_ex                               Switch places with Hans

+2   bd_kar_mar_stm_draug_clean                        Hans licks your ass

+2   bd_kar_mar_stm_draug_cumface                      Hans cums on your face

+6   bd_kar_mar_stm_draug_full                         Switch places with Hans

+4   bd_kar_mar_stm_draug_put                          Hans starts anal

+8   bd_kar_mar_stm_milk                               Get milked

+6   bd_kar_mar_stm_rind                               Have sex with Rindir

+14  bd_kar_mar_stm_rind_pun                           Get raped by Rindir

 

 

Part 12

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val  variable                                          condition

100  bd_req_mem_outdr2                                 Single minor dialog change

200  bd_req_ngi_ending                                 Minor scene difference during credits

+50  bd_kar_ngi_ending                                 Have sex with everyone in the inn

250  bd_req_Riften_Ending_Cap_sex                      Agree to have sex with Stanius

+15  bd_kar_ending_rift_cap_sex                        Have sex with Stanius

800  bd_req_Riften_Ending_Cap_Ending_EXTRA             Stay and have sex with all the guards

+15  bd_kar_ending_rift_cap_sex_full                   Have sex with all the guards

 

 

 

 

Winning At Dice

Spoiler

The rules of the game are:

1. Each player buys into a blind bid (AKA an "ante")
2. The player rolls 6 dice and takes the sum of the faces
3. The opponent rolls 6 dice and takes the sum of the faces
4. If either player rolls a sum of exactly 21, that player wins the current pot
5. The player has the option to raise her bid to up to 5x the value of the blind
6. If the player opts not to raise, the opponent may raise instead forcing the player to call the bet or fold
7. The player may re-roll any combination of her dice and take the new sum
8. The opponent may re-roll any combination of his dice and take the new sum
9. If either player rolls a sum of exactly 21, that player wins the current pot
10. If the player's sum equals the opponent's sum, the opponent wins
11. If one sum is below 21 and the other is above 21, the lower sum wins
12. In all other cases, the higher sum wins

There are a few other rules, like the all 1s and all 6s rules, but since each of those events occur in just 1 in 46,656 rolls they're effectively irrelevant.  Even if you happen to roll five 6s, trying to get the last 6 is probably not the optimal strategy.

 

Since the goal of playing is always to drive your opponent broke, it's pretty much always best to bid the maximum at every opportunity.  So start by bidding the maximum blind, which happens to also be the default.

There's no strategy on the first roll, just watch and hope that nobody gets a 21 (if you win now, you only get one blind out of your opponent).

 

After your first rolls, it's time to think about your strategy.  When re-rolling, keep in mind that you hit <W> to mark a die for re-roll, and <S>

 to commit your choice.

 

If your opponent rolls high, the regular gamblers have a pretty high rate of busting again on the re-roll.  The higher their initial roll the more likely this is, so if I see a 25 or higher I'm pretty certain they're going to bust again.  In these cases, your best bet is to just try not to bust, maybe do a re-roll if you can safely get close to an 18 or 19.

 

Similarly, if your opponent is under 21 they're not very likely to bust from that position but they're also not great at getting above about 18-19.

 

Let's look at an example:

I roll 5 2 1 3 4 2 for a total of 17

My opponent rolls 6 4 6 4 2 1 for a total of 23

My opponent's total is close enough to 21 that I can't be sure he'll bust, so I want to get as close as I can to 21.

 

If I re-roll just one die, I would select the 1 because with a 16 I can only bust on a 6 and anything from 2-5 is an improvement, which means that I have a 4/6 = 66.67% chance of getting a better roll of which 1/6 = 16.67% is a 21, and only a 1/6 = 16.67% chance of busting, in which case I'm guaranteed to lose (you can't win with a 22 under any circumstance).

 

Re-rolling one of the 2 dice instead results in  0/6 = 0% chance of busting, 1/6 = 16.67% of a worse roll, and 3/6 = 50% for a better roll including a 1/6 = 16.67% chance of a 21.  This eliminates the chance of busting yourself, but recudes the odds of improving your position relative to re-rolling the 1.  Which kind of risk you prefer to take is ultimately up to you.

 

If I re-roll two dice, I need to do some math.  The set of possible outcomes becomes a two-dimensional object with a diagonal line defining the most likely outcome of such a roll.  The table of outcomes for rolling two dice looks like this:

   │ 1  2  3  4  5  6    Expected value: 7 (6/36)
  1│ 2  3  4  5  6  7
  2│ 3  4  5  6  7  8
  3│ 4  5  6  7  8  9
  4│ 5  6  7  8  9  10
  5│ 6  7  8  9  10 11
  6│ 7  8  9  10 11 12

 

On a sum of 14 (re-rolling a 1 and 2), I have a 1/36 = 2.78% chance of getting a lower sum, 2/36 = 5.56% chance of getting the same sum, 18/36 = 50% of getting a better roll (of which 6/36 = 16.67% are 21), and 15/36 = 41.67% chance of busting

 

On a sum of 13 (re-rolling say 1 and 3), I have a 3/36 = 8.33% chance of getting a lower sum, 3/36 chance of getting the same sum, 20/36 = 55.56% of getting a better roll (of which 5/36 = 13.89% are 21), and 10/36 = 27.78% chance of busting

 

On a sum of 12 (re-rolling say 1 and 4), I have a 6/36 = 16.67% chance of getting a lower sum, 4/36 = 11.11% chance of getting the same sum, 20/36 = 55.56% of getting a better roll (of which 4/36 = 11.11% are 21), and 6/36 = 16.67% chance of busting

 

If I re-roll three dice, the amount of math goes up (the matrix of outcomes is now a cube, and the most likely outcomes define planes).

  1│ 1  2  3  4  5  6    2│ 1  2  3  4  5  6    3│ 1  2  3  4  5  6    Expected value: 10 (27/216)

  1│ 3  4  5  6  7  8    1│ 4  5  6  7  8  9    1│ 5  6  7  8  9  10                or 11 (27/216)
  2│ 4  5  6  7  8  9    2│ 5  6  7  8  9  10   2│ 6  7  8  9  10 11
  3│ 5  6  7  8  9  10   3│ 6  7  8  9  10 11   3│ 7  8  9  10 11 12
  4│ 6  7  8  9  10 11   4│ 7  8  9  10 11 12   4│ 8  9  10 11 12 13
  5│ 7  8  9  10 11 12   5│ 8  9  10 11 12 13   5│ 9  10 11 12 13 14
  6│ 8  9  10 11 12 13   6│ 9  10 11 12 13 14   6│ 10 11 12 13 14 15

 

  4│ 1  2  3  4  5  6    5│ 1  2  3  4  5  6    6│ 1  2  3  4  5  6 
  1│ 6  7  8  9  10 11   1│ 7  8  9  10 11 12   1│ 8  9  10 11 12 13
  2│ 7  8  9  10 11 12   2│ 8  9  10 11 12 13   2│ 9  10 11 12 13 14
  3│ 8  9  10 11 12 13   3│ 9  10 11 12 13 14   3│ 10 11 12 13 14 15
  4│ 9  10 11 12 13 14   4│ 10 11 12 13 14 15   4│ 11 12 13 14 15 16
  5│ 10 11 12 13 14 15   5│ 11 12 13 14 15 16   5│ 12 13 14 15 16 17
  6│ 11 12 13 14 15 16   6│ 12 13 14 15 16 17   6│ 13 14 15 16 17 18

 

On a sum of 10 (re-rolling 1, 2, and 4) there are 20 ways (20/216 = 9.26%) to roll below 7, 15 ways (15/216 = 6.94%) to roll 7, 100 ways (100/216 = 46.30%) ways to roll 18-21 (of which 27/216 = 12.5% each are 20 or 21), and 81 ways (81/216 = 37.5%) to go bust.

 

On a sum of 9 (re-rolling 2, 2, and 4) there are 35 ways (35/216 = 16.20%) to roll below 8, 21 ways (21/216 = 9.72%) to roll 8, 104 ways (104/216 = 48.15%) ways to roll 18-21 (of which 25/216 = 11.57% are 21), and 56 ways (56/216 = 25.93%) to go bust.

 

On a sum of 8 (re-rolling 2, 3, and 4) there are 56 ways (56/216 = 25.93%) to roll below 9, 25 ways ((25/216 = 11.57%) to roll 9, 100 ways (100/216 = 46.30%) ways to roll 18-21 (of which 21/216 = 9.72% are 21), and 35 ways (35/216 = 16.20%) to go bust.

 

You should never encounter a situation where re-rolling four dice is a reasonable play, but for reference the expected outcomes for rolling 4, 5, and 6 dice are 14, 17/18, and 21 respectively.  The geometry also gets more interesting (the outcome matrix for 4 dice is a hypercube and the most likely outcomes form a cube, the matrix for 5 dice is a 5-cube and the most likely rolls form a hypercube, etc.) but that stuff isn't particularly useful here.

 

To summarize, if you do the math what you find is that the more dice you re-roll the higher your odds of getting 20 or 21, but also the higher your odds of getting an unfavorable roll in general.  Here are some good rules to follow:

1. If your total is 20, stay there unless your opponent also has a 20
2. If your total is 18-19 and your opponent is above 25, you can pretty safely stay
3. If you can get to a total of 16 with five dice and have a 1 or 6 left over, re-roll that extra die and you will usually be in a better position
4. If you can get to a total of 15 with five dice and have a 2 left over, re-rolling the 2 is usually the best strategy.
5. If you can get down to a 12-14 with four dice and have very low or high dice left over, re-rolling two has a decent chance of putting you back in the winning range
6. If you can get down to an 8-10 with three dice and have very low or high dice left over, re-rolling three has a very good chance of putting you in winning range
7. If your opponent is above 25 and you have an even higher total, it may pay off to expect that he will end with a low bust and just try to get the highest value you can

 

If you prefer to just cheat, you can skip past playing all of the other gamblers by running setpqv syq_dice PlayerDiceLevel 3 in the console, then you can talk to Gro-Yagak and play him.  Note that Gro-Yagak destroys the table when you beat him, so if you want to experience the gambler sex scene you need to complete it while the table exists.

 

You can similarly jump to being able to play against Palamed in the Skunkway with setpqv hp_sw_dice dice_mq 40.

 

You can instantly win any single game by getting to the point of the re-roll, running setpqv syq_dice player_results 21 in the console, and then not re-rolling any dice.  In the Skunkway, the command is instead setpqv syq_sw_dice player_results 21.  Note that while the console is open the script that tracks your key presses is still running, and as a result if you press the <S> key while entering one of these commands your roll will not be updated to 21.  You can get around this by executing the command once before starting to play, then using the <Up Arrow> key to retrieve the command from console history and <Enter> to execute it again.  As explained in this post, you can create a .txt file (say dice.txt) that simply contains the lines setpqv syq_dice player_results 21 and setpqv syq_sw_dice player_results 21 (make sure they're on separate lines) and then you can execute bat dice to cheat at either dice game.  Since the command bat dice does not include an <S> key press, this avoids the issue.

In v1.0 Dogma added an option to cheat at dice.  Making use of the option causes you to immediately win the dice game, but prevents you from ever winning money from playing dice again.

 

 

Can I play the mod as a male?

Spoiler

The mod will neither start nor in any way function if your player sex is male within the engine.

 

The only way you might be able to get it to work is to use a mod which allows the Player Record to load unique meshes, and then overwrite the female body, hands, and head .nifs with male ones.

 

Relevant mod links: LE / SE

 

Which body mod(s) should I use?

Spoiler

See the Mod Installation section for instructions on setting up the mod for LE/SE.

Common mod conflicts

Spoiler

• Any follower mod that changes the number of allowed followers to more than one human and one animal
• Any mod that modifies beds or sleeping
• Any mod that modifies any of the interior or exterior cells used by the mod, potentially - this includes any mod which modifies the Riften, Whiterun, Windhelm, Solitude, or Markarth worldspaces, and any mod which modifies the Bee and Barb, the Riften Jail, the New Gnisis, Candlehearth Hall, The Eldergleam Sanctuary or the surrounding exterior cells, The Bannered Mare, the exterior cells near Half-Moon Mill, the exterior cells near Falkreath and the Roadside Ruin, most of the interior cells in Falkreath, the exterior cells around Rorikstead and Solitude including the docks and the beach to the northwest, Castle Dour, the Solitude Jail, The Winking Skeever, Radiant Raiment, Angeline's Aromatics, the Bard's College, The Blue Palace, the Silverblood Inn, or the Warrens
• Any combat mod has the potential to break the scripted fights
• Any mod that modifies or removes characters used by the mod - noteworthy due to certain SexLab mods removing all children under certain circumstances (Sexual Fame) - vanilla NPCs used by the mod include: Keerava, Ambarys Rendar, Hulda, Saadia, Lod, Zaria, Kust, Runil, Nenya, Siddgeir, Dengeir, Narri, Valga Vinicia, every named NPC in Rorikstead including the children, Elisif, Falk Firebeard, Sybille Stentor, Angeline Morrard, Viarmo, Inge Six Fingers, Urzoga, Kleppr, and Frabbi
• Running too many camera enhancement mods at once will probably lead you to experience weird camera issues - try not to run more than one of: MyTPC, Customizable Camera, Enhanced Camera, etc at the same time
• SmoothCam (causes scenes with fixed camera angles to fail)
• Zaz Animation Pack 8.0+
• Amazing Follower Tweaks or any other mod that makes horses essential
• A Forsworn Story
• Interesting NPCs
• More Nasty Critters v11+
• SexLab Inflation Framework
• Northern Bathouses
• The entire Open Cities series, and several other mods made by Arthmoor
• Solitude Docks District
• Nernies City and Village Expansion
• Generally anything in the "Cities, Towns, Villages, and Hamlets" category on Nexusmods
• No NPC Greetings/Reduced Distance NPC Greetings
• YPS Immersive Hair Growth
• Perseid's Inns and Taverns
• Dawn of Skyrim
• Simply Darker Interiors will make the Squeaky Mast pitch black
• Captured Dreams will cause the scene at the bandit camp to break
• Blush When Aroused will cause some facial animations to fail
• PC Exclusive Armor Path (PCEAR) will break some quests
• Embers HD may interfere with fire-based Activators (campfires, torches, etc.)

 

@samuelga24 has created a compatibility patch for Thief v1.0.0.8 and Open Cities for Skyrim SE

 

 

Crashes, freezes, and animation errors

Spoiler

Missing animation warnings in FNIS

Spoiler

Just ignore it.  The mod still works fine.  Unpacking the .bsa file is a bad idea, and may cause issues down the road.

FNIS Error 9: Index was outside the bounds of the array

Spoiler

You need to install FNIS v7.5 - it's a requirement as of v0.9 of the mod.

Animals are not animating correctly/are frozen

Spoiler

1. Close Skyrim
2. Open FNIS
3. Click on De-Install Creatures
4. Click on Update FNIS Behavior

 

Characters have the wrong dialog/game crashes or freezes/scenes or animations have errors or hangups/literally any issue at all

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If you have any issues with the mod, first make sure that you have the latest version of the base mod files installed.  There is a link to the latest download at the top of this post, under Mod Installation>Base Mod.

If you played on an older version of the mod, make sure that you remove it entirely from your installation before you install the latest version.  This includes tracking down any scripts or animations that you may have unpacked from the .bsa archive and deleting them.

You cannot load saves from older versions of the mod with newer versions.  If you upgrade to a new version, you have to either load a save file from before you installed any version of the mod, start a new game, or attempt to clean your save.

Make sure that you have all of the required mods and utilities installed and configured correctly.  An explanation and listing of requirements can also be found in the Mod Installation>Base Mod section of this post.

Before you try any of the other solutions listed below, or post about a new issue that you're having, make sure that you have done all of these things correctly.

At least 90% of the things that people post about in this thread asking for help are the result of one of these things, with failing to run the mod on a clean save accounting for close to half.  If the issue that you post about is something that is fixed by one of these things, I reserve the right to make fun of you for being a dumbass while I tell you how to fix it.

 

Crashing in Riften Jail

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The Riften Jail has a tendency to cause CTDs if you enter via the front door.  Some people have had better luck entering the Jail through the sewer escape route, or by getting arrested and getting taken to jail by the guards.

Others report that clearing the drunkenness effect, by letting it time out or sleeping/waiting about twelve hours, helps.

Dogma has suspicions that the issue may be related to the modified navmesh in that cell, and plans to try to address the problem in a future patch, but it appears that it may just be an issue with how the guards are loaded by the game when the cell is entered.

 

Waiting or sleeping in Riften crashes the game

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This seems to be another intermittent issue with Riften.  If it's consistently happening to you, the best solution seems to be not trying to wait or sleep in Riften.  You can also try the solution offered in this post.

The game freezes on a black screen

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Try toggling the black screen option in the MCM.

 

If it still freezes, check the other listed freezing/crashing issues.

 

If you still can't get it to work, try the following procedure:

1. player.removeFromFaction YY001307
2. Close the console
3. If you're still stuck, use the MCM "Reenable Controls" option and close the menu
4. setinchargen 0 0 0
5. Make a save
6. Exit to the main menu and load the save
7. Use the MCM "Take Control" option and close the menu

The game is freezing/crashing during scenes, or the scenes get stuck

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If it's not one of the specific issues or mod conflicts already mentioned, a possible culprit is that your computer is having trouble keeping up with all of the scripts in the mod.  The mod's scripts rely heavily on semi-precise timing of events, animations, and dialog, and as a result if the scripting engine in the game can't keep it all synchronized, it's possible for race conditions or deadlocks to occur.  If you're running other script-heavy mods, try turning them off.

Another possible cause of random crashes or freezes is that you've exceeded the animation limit on FNIS.  If you need, download the XXL version to extend the limit.

 

 

Runtime Error r6025 Pure Virtual Function Call

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Install this patch.

 

The horse chase/ambush doesn't work or creature(s) fail to animate correctly

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If you're having issues with the horses and other animals being frozen, this is a common issue with creature anims in FNIS.  Simply open up FNIS and click on the De-Install Creatures button.  Wait for it to finish, then run the Update FNIS Behavior again, and it should be fixed.

If your game is consistently freezing during the chase, this seems to be an issue with the mod A Forsworn Story.

If your horse doesn't die, it's usually the result of a mod that makes horses essential, like Amazing Follower Tweaks.  Target the horse with the console and use setEssential XX026dae 0 and kill.

If you're having issues with the bandits on the road not interacting with you after they shoot you off the horse, it's usually the result of a mod conflict.  Try turning off some other mods, starting with any follower mods.

 

Animations/scenes not playing or freezing

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If your character adopts a T-pose at any point, it's almost always the result of not running FNIS properly.  Quit the game and run the Update FNIS Behavior function a few times, then try again.  If you're not getting any errors in FNIS, like exceeding the animation count limit, and you're still seeing T-poses, then it has to be an issue with the .bsa archive; re-download the mod and reinstall.

If you have animations out of alignment or scenes that get stuck, freeze, or cause crashes, it's usually either a one-off failure or old files from a previous version of the mod.  If you've ever unpacked any of the animation, behavior, or script files from the .bsa archive, you'll have to hunt them down and delete them manually.  If you haven't ever unpacked those files but you're still getting these kinds of issues, try re-downloading the mod and replacing the .bsa file.  If that still doesn't work, it's probably a mod conflict.

 

 

Scripting errors/I can't get X to work/I can't get past X

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How can I view the source of the scripts?

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Dogma hasn't released the source and likely won't, but if you're really determined you can use tools to decompile the .pex files.  There are currently over 3700 of them.

I recommend dumping all of the decompiled .psc files into a directory, and using Notepad++ or a similar text editor to search the text of every file in the directory.

 

Potions, ingredients, or other items are disappearing from my inventory

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This appears to be an issue of a quest script going haywire and just removing things from your inventory as fast as possible.  You may be able to fix it by loading up an older save before the script bugs out.  If that doesn't work, see the solutions offered in this post and this post.

Fortunately, no one has reported encountering this problem since about the v0.9 release.

 

I can't sit or use furniture like cookpots

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You have the "butt hurt" condition.  It is caused by certain scenes, and should go away on its own after a day.

If you want to force it off, you can use the command setpqv bd_conditional IsButtHurt 0 or click it off in the debug menu if you've activated it.

 

The Stranger won't approach me in The Bee and Barb/Hulda won't give me a job

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The mod requires that you have no humanoid or animal followers, and be holding at least 100 gold, before he will approach you.

Some people have had conflicts with follower mods that prevent the approach.  It may be possible to fix this by running the console commands set PlayerAnimalCount to 0 and set PlayerFollowerCount to 0, or giving yourself some gold via player.additem f 500 before you enter the tavern.

If neither of these work the only solution may be to turn off all of your follower mods (some people have reported conflicts with slavery mods, which usually use the follower system) and perform a clean save, or even start a new game without the follower mods running.

 

Nothing happens when I sit with the Stranger in The Bee and Barb

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1. Sit in the chair opposite the Stranger
2. Open your console
3. Click on the Stranger and note his baseID value, which is XX012636
4. Whatever the XX values are, enter the command startscene XX01263b
5. Close the console

The scene should proceed as normal from here.

 

Removing the drunkenness effect

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The blurry effect from being drunk can be removed by simply sleeping or waiting for about 12 hours.

 

You can attempt to use the rimod or rimodcf commands to remove the effect (drunkeness and a few other effects are found in the Image Space Adapter class of records - I leave it as an exercise for the reader to look up the FormIDs) but it's extremely unlikely that it will work.

 

 

Removing persistent tongue/drooling/peeing/etc animated effects:

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Effects like these are attached to equipped animated objects.  Such items do not appear in the inventory UI, and thus have to be removed via the console.  Use the following procedure to identify the effect item and remove it:

1. player.showinventory
2. Use pgup/pgdn to locate an object with a name that matches the effect you're seeing (e.g. "tongue oral" or "CumMouthS"), and note its hexadecimal FormID
3. player.unequipitem XXYYYYYY
4. (optionally) player.removeitem XXYYYYYY 99

The waiting time for the investigation is too long

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He did say it'd take weeks...  It's best to use the skip option that you're presented with when you leave the jail for the first time after reporting the robbery.

 

If it makes you feel better, waiting for the full investigation awards the Patience Of A Saint achievement.

 

I don't get thrown out of the New Gnisis and Liorel doesn't appear

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First, if you're playing as a Dark Elf, you don't get kicked out.  Liorel should instead appear and talk to you after you talk with Jona.  If this doesn't apply to your character, try the following:

1. Enter the New Gnisis Corner Club
2. Open your console
3. Run the command help liorel and note his baseID value, which is XX0014d51
4. Whatever the XX values are, enter the command startscene XX014d3e
5. Close the console

That should play the scene where you get kicked out, and afterward Liorel should show up correctly.  If he doesn't, you can use the command prid XX014d52, enable and moveto player to move him to your location and make him active.

 

Liorel is too tired for more sex, forever

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This bug has long-since been fixed, but for posterity the console command is setpqv hp_liorel elf_mojo 4

 

During the chase, the Thief's horse gets stuck

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Run a little ahead of him, and use prid XX026db3 and moveto player to get him past the bad nav point.

 

I get stuck during the chase when I get knocked off my horse

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The script expects your horse to be killed when shot, and as a result mods that make horses essential break the chase sequence.  If your horse is still alive, you will need to target it via the console and issue the commands setessential XX026dae 0 and kill, and things should progress as normal.

 

When using the fire in the bandit camp to burn off the rope tying your wrists, nothing happens

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1. Open your console
2. Click on the chest and note its refID value, which is XX029a0c
3. Whatever the XX values are, enter the command startscene XX027e7a
4. Close the console

The scene should play as normal.

 

Zoe can't be found after being directed to find her for the first time, or she will only say that she's on a break

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You are running v0.9.1 and failed to install the fix1 patch.  You need to install the patch and then load a save from before you entered Falkreath.

 

Trouble fighting the Atronach/Dremora Lord/Druid/Nirnroot Guardian/final boss/arena battles

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The Flame Atronach is a regular fight with a level 7 enemy.  You should be able to beat it just by hitting it with some frost magic or a decent weapon and chugging healing potions.

The Nirnroot Guardian is a level 20+ wraith, and hits quite hard.  It's best to avoid this fight entirely, since there's no reward for doing it: just remove all of your armor and clothing before entering the room, and it won't spawn.

The fights with the Dremora Lord, the Druid, and Zoe are all heavily scripted.  Both you and the enemy have god mode on (so trying to turn it on will result in your immediate death, since you just turned it off), which means that all of the hits you take and deal are instead scripted to remove a fraction of maximum health based on weapon damage and speed.

Your best bet is to bring a lot of potions or other healing, and either dual-wield or use a big two-hander and just swing for the fences.  This is especially true for the fight with Zoe, as your window of opportunity to deal damage to her is extremely limited, and as a result being able to deal maximum damage in that time is critical.

If all else fails, the Dremora Lord, Nirnroot Guardian, and Atronach can all be beaten instantly by using the console kill command.

The Zoe fight has been broken since about v0.9.0 and she is only visible for about a second at a time.  The fight is heavily scripted, and it's possible to force it to advance to the point that it ends.  To accomplish this, once the fight has started outside, you can enter the following commands in the console one-at-a-time to advance to the next stage of the fight.

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 1  =>  "Let's see how you deal with this!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 2  =>  "That was just a warm-up!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 3  =>  "What do you say to this?"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 4  =>  "You're starting to make me angry!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 5  =>  "Let's see you survive this!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 6  =>  "That's it, I'm done playing with you!"

  setpqv bd_sq_ghost zoefightstate 7  =>  "How!?  How could you defeat me!?"

You need to close the console after entering each command and wait for Zoe to finish saying the corresponding dialog.  If you don't see the dialog after 10-15 seconds, just proceed to the next command (there's a lot going on during the fight and sometimes the subtitles will not be displayed correctly).  After you enter the last command, Zoe will die.

If you're losing in the arena, you either need to train more or simply become better at Skyrim fist-fighting.  I find that the AI is bad at reacting to the player if you move fast enough, so you can sort of run past and throw a punch and then be out of range by the time your opponent finishes winding up.  If all else fails, you can target your opponent and use the tai command to turn of their AI while you beat them up, then tai again to turn it back on when they're already beaten (this should also work on any other fight in the mod).

If you like, you can quickly boost your Stamina and Strength stats for fighting in the arena by running the commands setpqv hp_sw_arena stamina_exp 1 and setpqv hp_sw_arena damage_exp 1 respectively.  These two variables are tracking the player's percentage progress to the next point of each stat, so they will either increment immediately or the next punch or pushup causes the value to exceed 1.0 and a stat point is awarded.

 

Kust doesn't appear in the Dead Man's Drink in the evenings

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Make sure that you've had the little scene where Kust discovers that the shovel is gone.  If you took the shovel right after talking to him, it should trigger whether you stay to see it or not, but if his only dialog is complaining about being busy, then you haven't had it yet.  If you take it at any other time or it otherwise didn't work, just wait around by the little stone fence around 09:00-10:00 in the morning and you should see the scene play out when he wakes up in the morning.

 

There's no door guard outside of the Jarl's longhouse in Falkreath

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Haven't seen this bug in a while, but if he's missing then run startquest hp_FalkreathJarlHouseQuest in the console.  If that doesn't work, then this post has more possible solutions.

There is a rare glitch that can break the mod entirely, and will first become obvious when the door guard fails to appear.  See this post for a description of the issue and a hard solution.

 

Trouble fighting the Phantom

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If you can get into melee range of the Phantom, one hit of any kind will knock her out and allow you to interact with her to continue the quest.  The most effective way of doing this is by setting the scrolls that Zoe provides you with to one hand, and your fist in the other.  Once you can see the tower from the road, cast your scroll and keep refreshing the effect when it fades, then sprint up the hill and punch her lights out.

If all else fails, click and hold to charge a weapon swing, then open the console and type help phantom and note the formID that it returns, should be XX06F2E6.  Now type prid XX06F2E7 and moveto player then close the console and release your swing to smack the bitch in her invisible face.  This is pretty much the only possible way to access the super-secret scene with the Imperial officer.

 

 

The cart ride to Rorikstead doesn't end

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This is caused by one of NPCs used in the scene being unavailable - usually one of the children has been disabled by another mod.  When the NPC in question is unable to give their dialog, the scene stalls as it waits for the dialog to finish, which will never happen.

 

Check the list of Mod Conflicts and make sure nothing is causing any of the NPCs to be disabled.  If that fails, make sure none of them are dead for any reason - you can use the resurrect 1 command to bring them back if you need to.

 

Wooster and/or the gigolos don't appear in the guest chambers

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If, for whatever reason, actors don't load into cells correctly, you can usually fix the problem by just teleporting them to you.

In this case, Wooster's refID is XX101656 and the refIDs of the gigolos are XX0eceac and XX0ecead, so if you need to move Wooster you just execute prid XX101656 and moveto player and he'll appear, and the scene should continue as normal.

 

Madam Petit's has disappeared, leaving an empty void in the wall

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You have attempted to play a save from v0.9.0 after upgrading to v0.9.1 rather than loading or creating a clean save and starting the mod over, which every installation guide in existence says is necessary.  You need to load or create a clean save and start the mod over; use the Skip feature in the MCM menu to return to the start of v0.9.X and continue from there.

 

I can't get the Jeweler to tell me about other coin owners despite buying from him

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Seen some reports of this.  It's supposed to allow you to ask him for more information so long as you buy or sell any item in the interface that opens, but if it doesn't, simply run setpqv bd_sq_sol sol_jeweler_dial_anotherperson 90 and it should work.

 

I agreed to sleep with Kush but he never shows up

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Open the console and either target Kush with the mouse or use prid XX186e51 to target him.

Move down to the bed and run the following:

1. moveto player
2. setpqv hp_sw_sleeping Date_Kush_IntroDone false
3. startscene XX18e996c

The scene will begin as normal

 

I'm stuck in the Skunkway unable to sleep or do anything

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This bug pops up occasionally, usually as a result of accidentally cancelling a moment of internal dialog after agreeing to buy Runa's contract from Vilgen (wait for the scene to end before you zone out of the Arena cell).  Just run the command setpqv bd_sq_sw IsTired true and you'll be able to sleep.

 

 

The bed/fireplace in the Skunkway suite don't work

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This is a known bug with v1.0.0.8 - there is no fix.

 

The arena training tournament does not start

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You can force a tournament to occur by executing the command setpqv hp_sw_arena ArenaTraining_IsTournamentDay true before loading into the training Cell.  The command will do nothing if used while inside the training area because Ormax needs to have a specific AI package running at the time when you use the wardrobe to undress, and the script that attaches the AI package only seems to run when the Cell is loaded.

 

 

The memory scene in Riften is inaccessible

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You can add a Retinentia/Memory Potion to your inventory via the console command player.additem XX0d9413 1 - if you drink it then return to the bed in Haelga's Bunkhouse, you should get the option to remember what happened.

 

 

The memory scene with Marsus freezes/breaks

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In some cases, the script that disables normal Marsus and enables the memory copy of him fails to execute correctly, causing the scene to skip his lines and then freeze when he is not able to move to a location.  You can fix this by using prid XX5a7120 to target the copy, moveto player to relocate him, and enable to make him visible.  While the console is still open, target normal Marsus and use disable to hide him to prevent him from interfering with the scene, then make sure that you either write down the refID for real Marsus or don't console target anything else in case you later need to re-enable him.

 

Can't see memory orbs:

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Here are the memory orbs that currently exist:

  XX5341a2  => Inside the Bee and Barb in the room where the player wakes up after having only one drink (only available if you woke up inside)

  XX5341a4  => Outside the Bee and Barb, on a bench near the bridge to Haelga's Bunkhouse (only available if you woke up outside)

  XX5341a8  => In the canals area where the player wakes up after having two drinks (only available if you woke up outside)

  XX5341aa  => Inside Haelga's Bunkhouse, on the bed where the player drinks with Stanius (only available if you lost the drinking minigame with Stanius in Part 1)

  XX5341b2  => In Solitude, where Petit's rapists hang out in the evenings

  XXa136c7  => Solitude memory #2

  XXa136cf  => Solitude memory #3

  XXa136e0  => Solitude memory #4

  XXa136e1  => Solitude memory #5

  XXa136e2  => Solitude memory #6

  XX5341b4  => In the Skunkway Arena, under a bed near the stockade where the player is raped for breaking the Codex (currently unavailable - part of a removed scenario involving getting drunk with Huzei)

  XX5aa008  => In the Warrens, on top of Marsus' bed (only available if you got drunk with Marsus in Part 10)

  XX5aa00c  => In Markarth, inside the smelter across the bridge from the entrance to the Warrens (only available if you got drunk with Marsus in Part 10)

 

Assuming you otherwise meet the requirements for these scenes to be accessible, you can make the orbs visible and activatable by running prid XXYYYYYY (use the correct refID for the memory you want) and enable in the console.

 

 

The memory scene in the Bee and Barb/Haelga's Bunkhouse freezes/breaks

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These issues are caused by quest aliases not being set correctly.  Usually, this means that you did not make the choices while playing through the quest that would set the aliases.  However, even if you shouldn't normally be able to experience the memory, you can still use the console to make them work.

1. Identify the correct quest, in this case hp_mem
2. ssq hp_mem
3. Identify the alias you want to update, usually via the sqv command
4. sqv hp_mem
5. The aliases are noted as REF and an identifier string, like REF 'Talen' or REF 'cap'
6. Identify the refID of the character/object that you need to inject (19dc9 for Talen-Jei, XX013c94 for Stanius)
7. prid 19dc9 or prid XX013c94 (if you can target the character with the console cursor, that's the same thing)
8. Use ForceRefIntoAlias to update the alias
9. ForceRefIntoAlias Talen

Make sure to do all of this console foo before initiating the memory by touching the orb.

 

 

Can't find Haelga's diary:

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The exact conditions for the diary to appear are unclear, but it should just be a matter of about 24 hours.

 

If you don't see it on the nighstand (the one on the side of the bed nearest the door), it has a tendency to fall off and end up under the bed sometimes.  If you still can't find it, you can use the following set of commands to force it to appear and move to your location:

1. prid XX89f9fd
2. enable
3. moveto player

 

 

 

Changelog

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v0.4

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Initial release.

v0.5

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The mod will now automatically save the game at certain points, if the corresponding MCM option is on (on by default).

 

v0.6?

v0.7

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The first part of the Falkreath portion of the quest has been added.  See the Walkthrough>Part 5 section for details.

The new Skip feature allows a player who has played previous versions of the mod to skip through old content and jump to the new content.

For those who have had issues keeping up during the horse chase, an MCM option has been added to make it easier.

 

v0.7.1

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Bug fixes.

v0.7.2 - 12 Nov, 2016

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Bug fixes.

Achievements have been added.

First English version of the mod is made available by Herr Zunder.

 

v0.8.0 - 26 Aug, 2017

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The Falkreath portion of the quest is complete.  This includes 9 new scenes.  See the Walkthrough>Part 6 section for details.

v0.8.1 - 3rd Sep, 2017

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Small patch.

It's now possible to skip most of the dialog-only scenes in the mod.  The hotkey to skip a scene can be set in the MCM menu (has no default value).

Some required textures are now included in the .bsa, and the horse race's "easy mode" has been fixed.

 

v0.8.2 - 3rd Feb, 2018

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There's a new setting in the MCM menu that lets you pick your character's breast size among small, medium, and large.  There are a number of places where this is referenced, but it doesn't have any story impact as of yet.

There are 661 new lines of dialog.  The majority of these are found in Riften and Windhelm, but almost every scene has been updated in some way.  You're extremely unlikely to notice the changes unless you do a direct comparison between them, but trust me, there are a lot of changes.

There are a few scenes that employ new camera angles to tell their stories.  Lose to Kust for the best example of this.

Voiced lines!  The player now has about 180 lines of spoken dialog.  Out of 4800 total, it doesn't seem like a lot, but she's got something to say in every scene and a few places in between.  It's all in Russian, though (the lines are clipped from the Russian version of Tomb Raider 2013).

The horse race has been updated.  It should no longer be possible to fail unless you do it intentionally.  The associated MCM menu options have been removed.

The escape from the collapsing cave has been updated so you have more time.  This is necessary because of another new feature: when you're drunk or recently suffered particularly rough sex, your movement speed is reduced and you can't sprint.  It is still possible to escape the cave under these conditions, but it is very hard.

The mod's handling of the SoS body and genitalia has been updated to be more flexible.  The default settings match those of the previous version.

A few of the deprecated features have been removed.  Most notably, the orgasm effect shader seems to be gone.

In Riften, the encounter with Captain Stanius has had a major overhaul.  Most notably, you can now convince him to complete the investigation first, before performing a "favor".  This leads to a new set of scenes in Haelga's Bunkhouse, in which you play a minigame to either pass out drunk or make the captain pass out drunk.  Either way results in the quest continuing the following morning.  Alternatively, you can steal the case report from the safe while Stanius is out of the office, but if he sees you touching the safe too many times he stabs you to death and the quest is failed.

Liorel is missing some pages from that book of his, and he's willing to pay exorbitant sums to get them.  He's also looking for someone to help him practice the things that he reads about.  Many of these practice sessions constitute new mini-minigames, of a sort.  The left-click-slow-down/right-click-speed-up mechanic from the Jarl's bedroom scene makes a reappearance, with most of the scenes having at least three stages to play with.  There's also an extra bonus that you get if you offer to 69 under certain conditions.

Whether or not you give the kid in the hot springs head is now a choice you make in dialog, if your karma is high enough, rather than a decision made by your character.

There's some new stuff you can do with the old man in Whiterun.  If you agree to give him a "down payment" by blowing him, you can get into a situation where you have a mouth full of jizz that you need to spit out.  If you do it in the washbasin in his room, you unlock a new "bad end" scenario.  If you instead do it in the vase at the top of the stairs, things proceed as normal.  The dialog in all of the scenes here has been updated quite a bit.

The scene with Lod in the forge includes a new animation partway through.

 

v0.9.0.4 - 29th Sep, 2018

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The story continues.  This includes 3227 new lines of dialog and at least 14 new scenes.  See the Walkthrough>Part 7 section for details.

Numerous fixes for minor bugs.

The Skip feature has been updated to reflect all of the important decisions currently available in the mod all the way through Falkreath.

The MCM menu has been updated with some new options, most notably the option to set some of the minigames to an easier difficulty in the Thief submenu.  There's also a checkbox that will turn off a pair of new effects that create full-screen overlays, and all of the re-mapping of keybindings has been moved to a new submenu.

 

v0.9.1.2 - 21st Dec, 2018

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Madam Petit's establishment, and the side quest to collect her coin, have been added.  This includes 736 new lines of dialog and about 5 new scenes.  See the Walkthrough>Part 8 section for details.

v0.9.2.2 - 15th Feb, 2019

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The date with the Cheesemonger has been added.  This includes 862 new lines of dialog and about 7 new scenes.  See the Walkthrough>Side Quests>Viggi's Business section for details.

v0.9.5.57 - 25th Oct, 2019

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The story continues.  This includes 3451 new lines of dialog and at least 19 new scenes.  See the Walkthrough>Part 9 section for details.

The Skip feature has been updated to reflect all of the important decisions currently available in the mod all the way through Solitude.

The MCM menu now has some new features, including an entire submenu devoted to living in the Skunkway, and a few new toggle-able options.

 

v0.9.6.01 - 30th Dec, 2019

Spoiler

Burd the unfortunate sewer guard has come up with a plan to escape from the Skunkway.  This includes 738 new lines of dialog and about 6 new scenes.  See the Walkthrough>Side Quests>Burd's Scheme section for details.

v1.0.0.8 - 30th Nov, 2020

Spoiler

The story continues.  This includes 4894 new lines of dialog and about 33 new scenes.  See the Walkthrough>Part 10 section for details.

The Skip feature has been updated to reflect all of the important decisions currently available in the mod all the way through Part 9.

The MCM menu has been updated to provide more information about the status of events in the Skunkway.  It now also has a subsection that provides some information about the Serpent's Maw Mine, a new area visited in Part 11.

The mod now has optional support for A Matter Of Time in the form of a clock widget for the Skunkway.

 

v1.1.2.0 - 26th Feb, 2021

Spoiler

Toris has finally figured out how to move the handful of baskets and boxes blocking his secret basement.  See the Walkthrough>Side Quests>Toris' Burlesque section for details.

A new memory scene is available in Solitude, if you get drunk with Petit's rapists during Part 8.  See the Walkthrough>Side Quests>Law and Order section for details.

 

The MCM menu has been updated to provide more options for customizing minigame key bindings.

 

This section will be updated as new updates come out.

 

 

Edited April 16, 2022 by brewmasterhal

[lese8]

On 2/6/2021 at 4:20 PM, brewmasterhal said:

So while I'm here working on this walkthrough and going increasingly insane while I put off sleep, I noticed something that is absolutely unbelievable to me.  The .bsa archive for this mod is over 1.5GB of data.  That makes it almost 50% larger than the .bsa for Dawnguard, and nearly the size of the Dragonborn archive.

 

To put that in perspective, this mod is almost bigger than Dragonborn and it includes no video and very little audio data.  It has over 10,000 more lines of dialog than Dawnguard does, well over double Dawnguard's total of 8,132.

 

I am now convinced that Dogma has to have a pretty dangerous cocaine habit.

 

Fuck, I need sleep...

Bro, take care of yourself. Fans can wait.

[thelord007]

Is there a mod to improve the the characters of thief? The defaults looks kind of bad. Thanks.

[stin2pig]

some how i take the potion in the sunkyway but i still got pregnant effect when in snake throat. is anything i can do to change the characters body shape back to normal?

[theliddtin]

2 hours ago, stin2pig said:

some how i take the potion in the sunkyway but i still got pregnant effect when in snake throat. is anything i can do to change the characters body shape back to normal?

The body shape will go back to normal after escaping, no matter what.

 

That seems like a bug though.

[nuhnutheounth]

During some of the scenes a little progress bar appears in the bottom right corner, but I don't get any instructions for what that might do. I've tried pressing WASD, space, enter, and all the mouse buttons, but the bar just disappears. I've also tried waiting to see if it fills, like some sort of timer, but it goes away if I don't press a button.

 

What's the point of this thing and how do I use it?

[Highborn]

1 hour ago, nuhnutheounth said:

During some of the scenes a little progress bar appears in the bottom right corner, but I don't get any instructions for what that might do. I've tried pressing WASD, space, enter, and all the mouse buttons, but the bar just disappears. I've also tried waiting to see if it fills, like some sort of timer, but it goes away if I don't press a button.

 

What's the point of this thing and how do I use it?

You don't have to do anything, that's just supposed to be a timer. If you want your character to keep going you just need to wait until it vanishes and the scene will continue. If you want your character to stop, press any button and it will vanish with the scene being interupted before advancing too much. If you want  to get the most lewd scenes don't press anything.

 

There are some cases that it doesn't add any scenes though and it just skips to the next pose if you press any button, it's a way for you to tell the qeust "ok, let's move to the next pose quickly".

 

If you're playing for the first time I just recommend to not press anything when that symbol appears.