What's on your mind?

[Wandering_Mania]

13 hours ago, porkybork said:

“Do you think I’m pretty?”

”Yes.”

(Reveals fucked up mouth) “Do you still think I’m pretty?”

”Im sorry, miss. I’d love to chat, but I’ve got a doctor’s appointment that I really need to get to. I hope you have a good day.”

”Oh, sumimasen. Farewell, sir.”

When I read that, the only response I could think of is:

 

"I'm sorry, I just remembered I need to go vomit now."

 

But then again, I'm a cold hearted bastard. And if someone asks me loaded question, they better be prepared to hear the harsh truth.

[FauxFurry]

18 hours ago, Darkpig said:

There is this Japanese urban legend known as a Kuchisake-onna 口裂け女 or Slit-Mouthed Woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

 

Given the multiple versions of the legend what would be the most surefire way to survive the encounter?

Throw a handful of salted rice into her face, just to cover a few bases by combining two tactics recommended for distracting other forms of supernatural entity. Maybe it will have a practical function and choke her or at least cause her to sneeze?

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said:

When I read that, the only response I could think of is:

 

"I'm sorry, I just remembered I need to go vomit now."

 

But then again, I'm a cold hearted bastard. And if someone asks me loaded question, they better be prepared to hear the harsh truth.

Ab yes. Truth justice and the American pie.

 

Since you’re such a charmer I’m sure she’ll gobble you right up.

[Wandering_Mania]

5 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Since you’re such a charmer I’m sure she’ll gobble you right up.

Well, if some female, ghost, or living, with the 'Heath Leger Joker' scars don't like me; That's a her problem. She can take me out, and well, she'd be doing me a favor. I don't fear death, because there are worse fates than death.

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said:

Well, if some female, ghost, or living, with the 'Heath Leger Joker' scars don't like me; That's a her problem. She can take me out, and well, she'd be doing me a favor. I don't fear death, because there are worse fates than death.

Fair enough.

[Darkpig]

I remember reading that in some legends calling Kuchisake-onna average makes her leave peacefully. Average would definitely be a dream for someone like Saiki K.

[Wandering_Mania]

On 7/22/2026 at 3:57 AM, Grey Cloud said:

Provide some credible evidence for your assertions.

You wanted it, you got it. However, since 'creditable' is a subjective term, you may still try to argue. And that is something I will not oblige. So here's the evidence, do with it what you will, and believe it or not, I don't care. This is the last I will speak of this.

The Hypocrisy Of Men VS Women On Dating Apps a video by Front Page

That is a 1 hour an 3 minute video explaining it all. How it all got started, the ramifications, and where we are now. With the explanations how the 'Replacement Rate' for many countries to have a stable population has fallen below the 2.1 metric.

 

And that's it. You wanted proof, there's your proof. Take it, and do with it what you will. I will speak no more on this subject. As no one wants to believe it anyway. Even when the reality, is a lot darker than they want to see.

[Grey Cloud]

On 7/9/2026 at 11:20 PM, Grey Cloud said:

Some of this factually incorrect but it gives you the gist of it.

 

MS Now.

Is Nigel Farage better than a trash can? 'Count Binface' challenges far-right party leader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9vvpam-xxI

 

Farage is in deep, deep shit. He's under investigation by the Parliamentary Standards Commission (x2) and by the police among other things.

He's resigned as MP for Clacton forcing a by-election in which he will stand. He claims this is to 'let the people decide' whether he is fit to hold office. Firstly it is fuck-all to do with the people - they have no say in police investigations or parliamentary watchdog investigations and secondly, the other parties have said they will not field a candidate so now we will see how many people bother to come out and vote for Farage as Farage rather than vote for him as a protest against the other parties. The investigates will carry on regardless of the by-election result.

Count Binface has now thrown his hat in the ring which means that Farage's share of the vote will be measured against Count Binface's.

 

The by-election is unlikely to be on the August date suggested by Farage as parliament will be in recess.

 

It didn't mention my favourite Count Binface manifesto promise in the video - to invite European countries to join the United Kingdom. 🤣 He's an absolute legend.  🫡

 

This story has got legs. Not least because the right-wing press, including Murdoch's stable, have the knives out for Farage. It has been reported today that another Reform MP is being investigated by the police. Reform has eight MPs so a quarter of them are under police investigation. 😲

 

 

Farage won the by-election. He got 63.3% of the vote with Count Binface coming 2nd on 26.9%. (40% turnout).

 

Farage didn't turn up for the result announcement. Initially he said it was because he didn't want to share the stage with a bunch of nobodies. He later claimed he didn't attend due to a security warning issued by the police. The police said they did not issue a security warning to any of the candidates. 

 

Meanwhile the parliamentary investigation has resumed. Let's see what his next attempt to wriggle out of it will be.

 

Edit: Discovered that minutes after the result was announced the Parliamentary Commission posted on its website that the investigate was resumed. 😲

Edited August 14 by Grey Cloud

[Grey Cloud]

18 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said:

And that's it. You wanted proof, there's your proof.

The word I used was 'evidence' not 'proof'. 

 

Your link is a vid about dating apps. Not the people using them just the apps. The video makes the basic error of assuming that the situation as it is now will be the same in 10, 20, 30 or more years from now.

 

The video is 99% focused on the USA.

 

Nowhere does the video show credible evidence of a global decline in population, due to dating apps or anything else. To be clear, this was not what the video set out to do.

 

Your initial assertion was "Humans have chosen death, extinction, and non-existence; Over life, survival, and continuation of the species." Are the people using the dating apps choosing death or are they looking for life?

 

Thus far your evidence, such as it is, consists of an anecdote about a local school closing and a YT video about dating apps.

 

Meanwhile in the real world the global population continues to grow.

Edited August 14 by Grey Cloud

[Darkpig]

If humanity was dying I wouldn't mind having the whiny incels die out.

 

But I'm not holding my breath with that one.

Edited August 15 by Darkpig

[Speed Metal]

2 hours ago, Darkpig said:

If humanity was dying I wouldn't mind having the whiny incels die out.

Neither would I. They're great for target pratice though.

[Wandering_Mania]

5 hours ago, Darkpig said:

If humanity was dying I wouldn't mind having the whiny incels die out.

You might want to rephrase that. As I are one. Well 'involuntarily celibate', not so much whiny. But that's a subjective anyway.

[Darkpig]

1 hour ago, Wandering_Mania said:

You might want to rephrase that. As I are one. Well 'involuntarily celibate', not so much whiny. But that's a subjective anyway.

You may want to rephrase that because "As I are one" is not proper grammar. That aside I feel like you are lying to me either consciously or subconsciously. You don't strike me as somebody who is into relationships and let me be clear there is no shame in that. 

[Wandering_Mania]

14 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

You may want to rephrase that because "As I are one" is not proper grammar.

"They say 'it takes one to know one'; And I are one..." ~ Jeff Foxworthy speaking about how he's a 'redneck' in the old 'Redneck Comedy Tour'

It was a joke. Improper grammar used intentionally.

 

17 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

That aside I feel like you are lying to me either consciously or subconsciously. You don't strike me as somebody who is into relationships and let me be clear there is no shame in that. 

There are times... But it did start as such, and continues as such. I however, have accepted it, and world rather stay away from the 'crazy' of most female's choices. But even if I wanted to 'get with' a female, I still would have to deal with the fact that I am not one of the 'chosen top 20%' that they want to 'get with'.

 

However I still do find that term of 'incel' highly offensive; As it is has been weaponized as a derogatory term toward those that are not part of those chosen 'top 20%'. Which is not our fault. Making fun of someone for the decisions of others just isn't right. Know what I'm sayin'?

[Darkpig]

2 minutes ago, Wandering_Mania said:

"They say 'it takes one to know one'; And I are one..." ~ Jeff Foxworthy speaking about how he's a 'redneck' in the old 'Redneck Comedy Tour'

It was a joke. Improper grammar used intentionally.

Ok

2 minutes ago, Wandering_Mania said:

There are times... But it did start as such, and continues as such. I however, have accepted it, and world rather stay away from the 'crazy' of most female's choices. But even if I wanted to 'get with' a female, I still would have to deal with the fact that I am not one of the 'chosen top 20%' that they want to 'get with'.

 

However I still do find that term of 'incel' highly offensive; As it is has been weaponized as a derogatory term toward those that are not part of those chosen 'top 20%'. Which is not our fault. Making fun of someone for the decisions of others just isn't right. Know what I'm sayin'?

Exactly. You don't have to date a woman. I can't say I'm interested in whatever 20% means because that is probably the only percent of the world's population not at war right now. Not killing each other is a good relationship in my book.

 

I met a whiny incel who would not shut up for an entire train ride and I could not get a word in. So yeah fuck those people!

[Wandering_Mania]

2 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Exactly. You don't have to date a woman. I can't say I'm interested in whatever 20% means because that is probably the only percent of the world's population not at war right now. Not killing each other is a good relationship in my book.

It talks about it in that video I linked a few posts back. Basically 80% of females chase 20% of males. Leaving 80% of males to 'fight over' the other 20% of females. The 'dating market' is all fucked up, all fucked up. But still, even to simply 'get some action' requires the female to consent. And for the 80% of males that are left to 'fight over' the remaining 20% of females... Well, even trying to get that is like trying to find a single specific needle, in the Fallout wasteland, while blindfolded, and wearing a bomb collar that goes off if you touch anything that is not that needle.

 

But anyway, if you want to learn the history of the word, and why so many people now find it's use highly offensive, here's a video explaining the entire history of it.

The Evolution of the Incel

[Darkpig]

22 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said:

It talks about it in that video I linked a few posts back. Basically 80% of females chase 20% of males. Leaving 80% of males to 'fight over' the other 20% of females. The 'dating market' is all fucked up, all fucked up. But still, even to simply 'get some action' requires the female to consent. And for the 80% of males that are left to 'fight over' the remaining 20% of females... Well, even trying to get that is like trying to find a single specific needle, in the Fallout wasteland, while blindfolded, and wearing a bomb collar that goes off if you touch anything that is not that needle.

 

But anyway, if you want to learn the history of the word, and why so many people now find it's use highly offensive, here's a video explaining the entire history of it.

The Evolution of the Incel

Aaaand you didn't listen. Typical men. At least make yourself useful and hold this cinderblock for me.

 

[Speed Metal]

7 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Aaaand you didn't listen.

Who would listen to a pig anyway? Beacon strips don't talk.

[Darkpig]

33 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Who would listen to a pig anyway? Beacon strips don't talk.

You don't pay me enough to strip.

[Speed Metal]

1 hour ago, Darkpig said:

You don't pay me enough to strip.

Do you even wear anything to strip?

[Wandering_Mania]

2 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Aaaand you didn't listen. Typical men. At least make yourself useful and hold this cinderblock for me.

And it's that kind of attitude that gets the 'Typical men' like me to say that 'all females' are the same, bitches. The golden rule applies both ways.

"Treat others as you would have them treat you."

When you start generalizing, others will generalize you.

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, Wandering_Mania said:

And it's that kind of attitude that gets the 'Typical men' like me to say that 'all females' are the same, bitches.

Do the 'typical men' say that or is it just 'men' like you?

Edited August 17 by Grey Cloud

[Darkpig]

6 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Do you even wear anything to strip?

I will if you pay me to.

[Speed Metal]

5 hours ago, Darkpig said:

I will if you pay me to.

I have to pay you to wear clothes, and then have to pay you again to take them of? Who are you, Pot of Greed?

[Darkpig]

33 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

I have to pay you to wear clothes, and then have to pay you again to take them of? Who are you, Pot of Greed?

A piggy bank