What's on your mind?

[Simpossible_xx]

14 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

I am uncultured swine. Please explain.

Your check will be delivered by the most reliable postman in the world, who delivers by car, not by horse.

 

Just relax and wait 6 to 8... decades?

[Alessia Wellington]

1 hour ago, Simpossible_xx said:

Your check will be delivered by the most reliable postman in the world, who delivers by car, not by horse.

 

Just relax and wait 6 to 8... decades?

 

What a rip-off. Even a dead snail delivers faster than that.

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Simpossible_xx said:

Your check will be delivered by the most reliable postman in the world, who delivers by car, not by horse.

 

Just relax and wait 6 to 8... decades?

And who is this postman? Roronora Zoro?

[Alessia Wellington]

15 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

And who is this postman?

 

Hairy Joe.

[Simpossible_xx]

21 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

And who is this postman? Roronora Zoro?

You'll know once it's been delivered, why are you in such a hurry...

[Darkpig]

2 minutes ago, Simpossible_xx said:

You'll know once it's been delivered, why are you in such a hurry...

Yasee when a man and a truck love each other very much. What were we talking about?

[Simpossible_xx]

2 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Yasee when a man and a truck love each other very much. What were we talking about?

Is that a storyline for your another movie? I'm intrigued.

 

[Darkpig]

5 hours ago, Simpossible_xx said:

Is that a storyline for your another movie? I'm intrigued.

I’ll need 100 million dollars to make it.

Edited May 14, 2024 by Darkpig

[Guest]

> I rarely have a chance to be alone with my Ivy in public, but when I do, we always hold hands like these two cuties.

[chooseChaos]

16 hours ago, Simpossible_xx said:

You'll receive a check... eventually

 

16 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Let me guess. Pony Express?😩

 

15 hours ago, Simpossible_xx said:

Your check will be delivered by the most reliable postman in the world, who delivers by car, not by horse.

 

Just relax and wait 6 to 8... decades?

 

14 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

What a rip-off. Even a dead snail delivers faster than that.

 

8 hours ago, Darkpig said:

I’ll need 100 million dollars to make it.

First reaction was: 🤣 BUT

 

It shouldn't be like this! 'think'
Something should be done! 'Doublethink'
Got it! "Brain fart'
Here's something heartwarming for the poor pig waiting for his honestly 'cough' earned money!

 

Spoiler

 

😇

 

[chooseChaos]

On 5/13/2024 at 10:45 AM, Evaloves4 said:

 

Cc: Mr. @Psalam69

We are doomed! 😲

Because we have ignored an enormously important international day!

Spoiler

World Cocktail Day is a global celebration of cocktails; it marks the publication date of the first definition of a cocktail on May 13 in 1806

 🍸NO MORE!

 

[Simpossible_xx]

2 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

We are doomed! 😲

Because we have ignored an enormously important international day!

  Reveal hidden contents

World Cocktail Day is a global celebration of cocktails; it marks the publication date of the first definition of a cocktail on May 13 in 1806

 🍸NO MORE!

 

Happy cock & tails day!

[Simpossible_xx]

3 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

 

 

 

 

First reaction was: 🤣 BUT

 

It shouldn't be like this! 'think'
Something should be done! 'Doublethink'
Got it! "Brain fart'
Here's something heartwarming for the poor pig waiting for his honestly 'cough' earned money!

 

  Hide contents

 

😇

 

When I saw only the top part of the image, I actually thought about BBQ

[steelpanther24]

On 5/13/2024 at 5:30 PM, Darkpig said:

Yasee when a man and a truck love each other very much. What were we talking about?

Spoiler

 

 

[Darkpig]

3 hours ago, steelpanther24 said:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

 

Whoops! Wrong song!

[Darkpig]

Is it true that the only good thing about Twitter is the furry porn?

[Simpossible_xx]

4 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Is it true that the only good thing about Twitter is the furry porn?

Well you can say so, the other things are even worse

[Alessia Wellington]

4 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Is it true that the only good thing about Twitter is the furry porn?

 

Absolutely.

[Darkpig]

11 hours ago, Simpossible_xx said:

Well you can say so, the other things are even worse

Worse? Tell me more!🤩

[chooseChaos]

15 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Worse? Tell me more!🤩

I bet she will give you all the information

Spoiler

for say 300 million $  🤣

 

Edited May 16, 2024 by chooseChaos

[Darkpig]

Did you know if you sleep on your belly a werewolf will ravage your ass with his chonky shlong?

[Simpossible_xx]

12 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Did you know if you sleep on your belly a werewolf will ravage your ass with his chonky shlong?

No, is that verified information? 👉👈

[Alessia Wellington]

Just now, Simpossible_xx said:

No, is that verified information?

 

Trust the mighty bacon. It never lies.

[Grey Cloud]

3 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Trust the mighty bacon. It never lies.

No porkies?

[Alessia Wellington]

6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

No porkies?

 

Nope. Bacon is always honest.