What's on your mind?

[Guest]

A headline from a story in my news feed: "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Here's what I really want for Mother's Day."

 

Anyone who unironically or non-jokingly tags themselves with the label "cool" is, in my opinion, by definition the very opposite of cool.

[Guest]

[Guest]

> I thought a new horror movie, "Abigail" would be something, but it turned out it is another shit in the row of horror movies..

[Darkpig]

I remember hearing someone on Loverslab saying that cowboy movies are sad. The only cowboy movie I remember is about white frat boys on horses chasing a stagecoach while wearing feather headdresses and dark face paint. That is just racist Hollywood but I wouldn’t call the movie sad. Maybe that person was talking about spaghetti westerns? That they were something something cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

 

I don’t know enough about cowboy movies to say for certain.

[chooseChaos]

24 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

I remember hearing someone on Loverslab saying that cowboy movies are sad. The only cowboy movie I remember is about white frat boys on horses chasing a stagecoach while wearing feather headdresses and dark face paint. That is just racist Hollywood but I wouldn’t call the movie sad. Maybe that person was talking about spaghetti westerns? That they were something something cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

 

I don’t know enough about cowboy movies to say for certain.

I know one thing about cowboys and western movies:

And that is this:

Spoiler

Cowboy Bacon Beans         😲😇

 

And about spaghetti westerns: no pasta, some great, not all sad, some funny 😁

[porkybork]

Been getting nothing but rejection emails and a lotta “thanks for applying, but” messages since I graduated. I get that the job market ain’t in a good spot and that there are a ton of others applying for the same positions, but it’s hard to not take this shit a little personally.

[chooseChaos]

14 minutes ago, porkybork said:

Been getting nothing but rejection emails and a lotta “thanks for applying, but” messages since I graduated. I get that the job market ain’t in a good spot and that there are a ton of others applying for the same positions, but it’s hard to not take this shit a little personally.

There's always room for pork in my stomach. 😁

Oops accidentally typed the truth ... quickly corrected:
There's always room in my heart for other forum users 😇

 

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Joking aside, nobody should let other people's rejections get them down. I mean it!

 

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

 I know one thing about cowboys and western movies:

And that is this:

Cowboy Bacon Beans         😲😇

So that is why cowboys have such short lifespans🤔

[Guest]

28 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

So that is why cowboys have such short lifespans🤔

 

[Guest]

> Eurosong has nothing to do with enjoyment in a good performance and the music. It is rather a farce with a bunch of weirdos and clowns.

[Guest]

Just now, Evaloves4 said:

> Eurosong has nothing to do with enjoyment in a good performance and the music. It is rather a farce with a bunch of weirdos and clowns.

Is that what used to be called the Eurovision Song Contest? I always assumed it was mostly political.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, branmakmuffin said:

Is that what used to be called the Eurovision Song Contest? I always assumed it was mostly political.

> Yes and yes. My Fran and I watched it since there was a Croatian representative who allegedly had a good chance to win this Saturday.

Edited May 9, 2024 by Evaloves4

[porkybork]

2 hours ago, Evaloves4 said:

> Eurosong has nothing to do with enjoyment in a good performance and the music. It is rather a farce with a bunch of weirdos and clowns.

I think you just described every televised talent show haha.

 

 

[Darkpig]

Three Blind Mice… or something:

Twelve inch club🎵
Twelve inch club🎵

Here is a man with his twelve inch club🎵
 

Twelve whole inches is unreasonable🎵

Eleven whole inches are unfeasable🎵
 

Instead of finishing this song I am going to milk this almond.

[Guest]

You know what's on my mind? I don't like boba.

[porkybork]

13 hours ago, branmakmuffin said:

You know what's on my mind? I don't like boba.

Neither do I tbh. Too sweet and I don’t like that I have to chew on some gelatin while I’m drinking something.

Milk tea, on the other hand? I like that shit.

[Guest]

[Guest]

17 hours ago, porkybork said:

Neither do I tbh. Too sweet and I don’t like that I have to chew on some gelatin while I’m drinking something.

Milk tea, on the other hand? I like that shit.

I usually go for the smoothie version, but I will occasionally have milk tea.

 

Boba is related to tapioca, and I like tapioca pudding. Like you,. I don't want to chew on something as part of my drink. If it's in something I'm eating, I'm fine with chewing.

Edited May 11, 2024 by branmakmuffin

[Darkpig]

14 hours ago, Evaloves4 said:

I'm curious. What would it be like to have a threesome with two guys?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Darkpig said:

I'm curious. What would it be like to have a threesome with two guys?

> I know what it is like. It's not bad, but I prefer M/FF sex. As for you, you'd never know what it is like to have sex with two guys unless you try.

[Guest]

> Tomorrow is International Mother's day, but since I won't b eon LL, I wish you

[beefers]

I'm pretty sure humanity is the worst thing to happen in the history of the Universe.

[porkybork]

8 hours ago, Darkpig said:

I'm curious. What would it be like to have a threesome with two guys?

As someone who's been in a few MFM threesomes before, it depends of how comfortable the guys are with being near each other. You'll either have as little contact with each other as possible, or you'll be rubbing dicks together while fucking the same hole.

[chooseChaos]

On 5/10/2024 at 12:19 AM, Evaloves4 said:

> Yes and yes. My Fran and I watched it since there was a Croatian representative who allegedly had a good chance to win this Saturday.

Let’s be honest his country of origin or the song didn’t matter to you, he already had you on the hook with his artist name, I mean 'Baby Lasagna' BAM no chance for the lasagna fan, than to be enthusiastic, just admit it. 😏

[Darkpig]

1 hour ago, porkybork said:

As someone who's been in a few MFM threesomes before, it depends of how comfortable the guys are with being near each other. You'll either have as little contact with each other as possible, or you'll be rubbing dicks together while fucking the same hole.

Yaaas! Freddy Mercury style baby!