Corrupt a Wish

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted time for you passes faster but everyone else time stands still.

 

I wish for no more exams in college.

[Strelky]

Granted, you now live on Jupiter so college cant get to you

 

I wish for 3 legs

[Emily]

Granted, Emily give clock a walking stick.

 

Emily wish for complete book collection of dungeon and dragons as christmas gift. Seriously!

[Strelky]

Granted. The castle (and its dungeon) fall on you.

 

I wish there were more good songs

[Emily]

Granted. It already is.

 

Emily wish dinosaurs are real.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, they are real. They're just real dead, too.

 

I wish the world was populated by just women and futas, no men.

[Strelky]

Granted (birds)

 

I wish I had a nickel for everytime CEDA left me for dead

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, you got your nickel.

 

I wish I can turn back time.

[Strelky]

Granted, you turn back time and kill your ancestor Thus making a logical paradox

 

I wish for world domination

[nonusnomeni]

granted, aliens will have world domination and you will be first to finish in the can as food for they pets

 

i wish to lay down on some hot sand with my feet's in the worm sea...

[Strelky]

Granted, the sand burns into glass and stabs you.

 

I wish I was bilingual

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but now you are multilingual and nobody understand you...

 

i wish hot milk with linden honey and some vanilla waffle...

[deathparade]

Granted, But everything is years over the date!

 

 

I wish i was the angel of death!

[Strelky]

Granted, the job is lonely and you soon kill yourself (does that even make sense?)

 

I wish I had faster than light travel

[deathparade]

Granted, But when you use it it's so fast that all your organs and bones will ripped out of you because the overwhelming speeds!

 

 

I wish i had money to buy those PC parts i want

[Strelky]

Granted, I give $600 in pennies, and they fall on you and crush you

 

I wish for more pasta

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, it's the only thing you eat everyday.

 

I wish I was filthy rich.

[Strelky]

Granted, your now covered in shot rich in hookworm

 

I wish for better internet

[deathparade]

Granted, But your internet sucks up so much of the rest of the world's internet that all sites fail to load and they have to make a new internet and exclude you from it!

 

I wish i wasn't so damn sick

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, you're in a better place now

 

I wish I had a deathnote.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and you name is in, on position #1

 

i wish for some excitement...

[Strelky]

Granted, I inject you with epinephrine and it stops your heart

 

I wish I had an M16

[Emily]

Granted, Emily sent you one. The rest is up to fed-EX management.

 

Emily wish feminist win the 'loverslab on feminist prespective' topic. So alien slof might join our cause someday maybe.

[deathparade]

Granted, We all die from furiously masturbating too much...

 

I wish i was the Postal Dude

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you are literally Dude and you will be literally erased when someone delete Postal

 

i wish for less sleeping this days