Corrupt a Wish

[deathparade]

Granted, Never sleep again!

 

IwishMySpacebarWorkedAgain

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and for this i will except to by pay 684950375489765497654$

 

i wish i am absolute ruler of all earthlings...

[Strelky]

Granted, but even though I grant you this, no one agrees and you are powerless

 

I wish for power armor

[Emily]

Granted manufactured Power armor from S.A.W movie Series.

 

Emily wish for 48 hours in a single day instead of 24 hours.

 

Cuz you're a freaking clock.

[deathparade]

Granted, Our internal clock goes haywire and it causes a interdimensional gateway to the borderworld Xen. (Totally didn't rip it off Half-Life 1)

 

I wish my shirts would fit again ._.

[Strelky]

Granted, they fit someone smaller

 

I wish fallout 4 would come out of hiding

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but since you are blind...

 

i wish to exchange some candy's for brains bwahahaha...

[deathparade]

granted, But those brains don't look fresh...

 

I wish i was in a house where all my favorite food is and lots of "Company"

[Strelky]

Granted, the "company" is a band of raiders and they steal all the food and burn down the house!

 

I wish for one bourbon one scotch and one beer

[deathparade]

Granted but since you're a clock you can't drink it... just stare at it for all eternity!

 

I wish every euro i spent came back onto my bankaccount

[Strelky]

Granted, but someone robs you and every euro you spend goes to his bank account

 

I wish i lived in the world of fallout

[Emily]

Granted, you are granted to enter any nearby nuclear plantation exhausts pipe.

 

Emily still wish for free 'the hobbit' ticket for today?

[Strelky]

Granted, I give you pirated ticket and you get arrested

 

I wish I was king of Agatha

[Emily]

Granted. But You are now thrown into dungeon for treason.

 

Emily wish for another loverslab member would refrain from talking in 3rd person Whenever they come to interaction with Emily the strange.

 

Not only it made her less stranger. But mostly because it annoying her in personal level.

[wulfy1]

Granted. But You are now thrown into dungeon for treason.

 

Emily wish for another loverslab member would refrain from talking in 3rd person Whenever they come to interaction with Emily the strange.

 

Not only it made her less stranger. But mostly because it annoying her in personal level.

 

Granted, but instead of writing in 3rd person, they write in 4th person which actually means that you have to make up what you are reading as you are reading it. Alternately, they may randomly write everything 11th dimensionally. This can either be accomplished from the 11th dimension, or from this dimension, but as though they are explaining M-Theory. This explanation would take place in standard mathematical notation, except spelling out all of the symbols. e^{\hat{M}}_N (x,\overline{\theta},\theta)^* = e^{\hat{M}^*}_{N^*}(x,\theta,\overline{\theta}) where \mu^*=\mu, \alpha^*=\dot{\alpha}, and \dot{\alpha}^*=\alpha and \omega(x,\overline{\theta},\theta)^*=\omega(x,\theta,\overline{\theta}) ... good luck with that.

 

 

I wish my dog could talk ... I imagine that this would eventually result in my wishing that my dog had an IQ higher than 12.

 

Wulf

[Emily]

Granted, Your IQ is traded to your dog IQ.

 

Emily wish for cake.

[deathparade]

Granted but you have to share with 40 other people...

 

I wish i had control over time!

 

OT: "alpha and \omega(x"? Do i smell a Fallout joke?

[Strelky]

Granted, but my brother clocks aren't so generous and they descend your life into misery

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for

[Emily]

Granted, Emily humbly hands over a plate filled with cake crumbs.

 

Emily wish for immunity against flu & cold.

[deathparade]

Granted, But in compensation we gave you the plague from Red Faction

 

I wish i could have gone to Thunderdome!

[Emily]

Granted a smaller thunderdome filled with bears.

 

Emily wish loverslab virus warning gone forever.

Cuz it's bad for business, It makes us looks bad.

[deathparade]

Granted but not much changes as we still supply beastiality.

 

I wish Westboro Baptist Church would leave the mourning parents of latest school shooting alone!

[Strelky]

Granted, they focus on you and burn you at the stake

 

I wish I was the fastest draw who ever lived

[Emily]

Granted, you draw so fast, you never have the time to aim.

 

Emily wish for more endorsement on her monstergirl thread.

[Strelky]

Granted, it is endorsed so much the site crashes and doesn't reboot

 

I wish for a coke