Corrupt a Wish

[deathparade]

Granted, here is some cocaine PS: i think the SWAT got your house surrounded goodbye!

 

I wish i had a superpower

[Emily]

Granted, You can turn into gerbil.

 

Emily wish for a warmer weather this season.

[DarkNinja13]

Granted, but when you try to go outside to enjoy it, the sidewalk melts your boots forcing you to go back inside the house.

 

I wish I could dance well while sober

[Strelky]

Granted, but when you're drunk you dance even better, giving no.reason to stay sober

 

I wish George Carlin was still alive

[Emily]

Granted, Emily resurrected him via console command.

 

Emily wish for world free of American Illuminati music & movie. Who gradually destroying national governments and religious institutions.

[Strelky]

Granted (some assembly required)

 

I wish I had house on Mount Nuul.

[Emily]

Granted. Here's the shovel, clock.

 

Emily wish wes johnson would make an account on loverslab. Seriously!

[Strelky]

Granted, now he just has to actually do it

 

I wish I lived in Medieval times

[deathparade]

Granted, You get killed by villagers cause you wear wierd clothing to them!

 

I wish there was a download site without having to pay for more downloads at once and without 300 KB/s max

[Strelky]

Granted, instead of 300 kb/s it is now 1 b/s

 

I wish Daedra's weren't so hard to kill

[deathparade]

Granted, Now they just rush with many... fully erect!

 

I wish rap and hiphop died

[Strelky]

Granted, they give way to New Age and soft rock

 

I wish for a bag of chips

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will get full bag of Sierra Madre chips

 

i wish i don't have go to family christmas lunch...

[Strelky]

Granted, you are the lunch

 

I wish my friends dog would shut the help up

[nonusnomeni]

granted, Santa will give to you flame-thrower...

 

i wish to know why peoples last few days of every year fluttering like stoned epileptics...

[Emily]

Granted, they having a cold.

 

Emily wish 2012 stay forever.

[DarkNinja13]

Granted, but then you disappear from the forum until October

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work this damned early (4:30 am)

[Strelky]

Granted, you now have to go to graveyard this damned early

 

I wish I could be clone

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but since original have ius primogenitis you are lesser then slave...

 

i wish i can exists without external influences...

[Emily]

Granted, nonusnomeni internal organs are taken out.

 

Emily wish for a world free of war and sex.

[DarkNinja13]

Granted, but while war is gone the death rate skyrockets thanks to sexually frustrated people committing suicide in droves since there is nothing to really live for now (nice goin' Emily ).

 

I wish things were simpler like they were in the 70's and 80's

[Strelky]

Granted, its simple enough for the mafia to kill you

 

I wish I was a Sturmovie Ingenery

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but due poorly training you will burn to death yourself with flamethrower in first action

 

i wish for more energy...

[Strelky]

Granted, your body turns into plasma, the form of matter with the most energy

 

I wish the Mason Order would make me their king

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will be mason order fool king and you will be by newly acquired customs buried alive to ensure next harvest plentiful

 

i wish i am beter, Comtrya!...