Corrupt a Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but only in Afgan

 

i wish i have a Hummer

[Queen Bee]

Granted, it's in Afghanistan.

 

I wish I could grow a temporary penis that will appear and disappear whenever I want.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but it is a micro penis that never gets hard

 

I wish for a sybian vibrator

[nonusnomeni]

granted but he can work only on maximum

 

i wish i was knew 4y ago what i know today...

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

granted but then you die

 

i wish i had fairy wings

[Queen Bee]

Granted, they're the size of a fairy's wings and can't lift you.

 

I wish there was no such thing as cruelty.

[nonusnomeni]

granted there is only painful love

 

i wish then a life wasn't one big cruel joke

[Queen Bee]

Granted, it is now a funny joke.

 

I wish I my computer was working ;.;

[Riku20xx]

Granted but there's a new password on it that you don't know.

 

I wish I could take a nap right now...

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you sleep, you sleep, you sleep

 

i wish good old fashion housewife

[Queen Bee]

Granted, except she's 90.

 

I wish I had a puppy so cute, no one would ever want to hurt him.

[Guest]

Granted but the puppy has a very short lifespan.

 

I wish that pets would live forever.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but they imprint on their first owner and are miserable for eternity when they die.

 

I wish Nolan would make just one more Batman movie. Pretty please?

[nonusnomeni]

granted here comes new disney cartoon

 

i wish something sweet ie linden honey biscuit...

[Brucealso]

Granted but its creamed filled with poop

 

 

Wish it wasnt so damn hot( i dont want the ice age either)

[Guest]

Granted but now it's only 1 degree cooler.

 

I wish that I wouldn't get tired but was perfectly capable of sleeping and having good dreams.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, it is not hot it's raining all day, all year

 

and i still wish something sweet (ultimately i will be forced to accept even a female as something sweet, blyakh)

[Cipherof3vil]

Granted. It (Left to your imagination) comes carried on a silver platter in the arms of a voluptuous woman.

Unfortunately, the silver platter was lined in mercury so hopefully you don't actually eat anything off of it.

 

 

I wish I could keep the voluptuous woman :3 You don't need her right? You've got your platter of sweets...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but she let's herself go and weighs 400lbs in three months.

 

I wish I had access to every movie and could watch them on a high def system for free.

[Cipherof3vil]

Granted' date=' but she let's herself go and weighs 400lbs in three months.

 

I wish I had access to every movie and could watch them on a high def system for free.

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I'll have to make sure she can't let herself go then :/

 

Granted. But the millions of movie titles, both that have ever existed and will exist, are in a massive pile. completely disorganized. And they are all on unlabeled USB devices. Unfortunately, you can only read one at a time meanwhile the cheap USBs can only be used once before the cheaptastic connectors are worn out.

Every hour, a fake (empty) USB joins the pile.

 

I wish I could shapeshift into whatever I wanted at-will for however long I wanted (And however many times I wanted). Taking on all properties of what I shapeshift but such can never interfere with shapeshifting into something else at a later time. (ie; The shapeshifting is innate and persistent throughout all forms, even if they wouldn't normally be able to shift). Personality and memories would remain from the base, but all physical traits are lost. Including sickness, disease, and injury.

I'd so use it to shift mostly between m/f and pretend to be other people.

And maybe be an adorable cat sometimes.

[deathparade]

Granted, with every time you shapeshift the less people will be aware of your presence (yea i didn't read most of that keep it short)

 

I wish that my computer parts where he already!

[Queen Bee]

Granted but they're all broken.

 

I wish for a million uncorruptable wishes!

[deathparade]

Granted but yet faith strikes again and before you can make a wish you DIE!

 

i wished that the world was less retarded!

[nonusnomeni]

granted, ok just start to kill humans

 

i wish to change hell to heaven (this globe)

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but then Diablo 3 happens.

 

I wish my phone had a better cpu.