Corrupt a Wish

[Riku20xx]

Granted but the battery life is less than 30 minutes.

 

I wish I could get this dent in my car fixed... -___-

[Jerbsinator]

Granted, your car is crushed into dust.

 

I wish toilet paper never ever ran out.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but its as rough as sandpaper.

 

I wish I couldn't get sick.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but you died.

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but your body disintegrates upon arrival of your destination.

 

I wish I could import my Daz models into Resident Evil 5.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but Resident Evil 5 sucks.

 

I wish that Resident Evil 5 didn't suck.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, it becomes so awesome your head explodes.

 

I wish I could learn how to program.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you have to use Matlab.

 

I wish to be the most powerful genie without being bound to a master. Hah!

[Cipherof3vil]

Granted. But your bound to a 1cm x 1cm square of space. You can't effect outside of that space but you can literally do anything within it- so long as it doesn't effect beyond it. Nor can you move out of it ( your tiny now, kinda like a genie who is in a lamp ).

I suggest you make your own Microverse. Then you won't really notice how small your space is... :3

 

 

I wish I had a ring that can alter time.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, except you don't know how it works so you end up freezing time forever.

 

I wish someone would make a He-Man and She-Ra movie that doesn't suck and stars actors perfectly suited for their roles.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but it gets shelved by the esrb for being to graphic

 

i wish i had some cookies

[nonusnomeni]

granted, here is nice biscuit with strawberry gele and cream

(fck, gona make that to my self)

 

i wish a law against low fat milk...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but now only dog's milk is legal.

 

I wish I had the body of a young Angelina Jolie.

[Guest]

Granted but you now have the face of a deranged camel.

 

I wish that I have good breath and white teeth forever.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you have gum cancer.

 

I wish to be immune to all forms of sickness and disease.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you are dead

 

i wish to wish a wish

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but the wish goes back in time and you just wished it.

 

I wish to be QUEEN OF EARTH, with all bowing before me and obeying my every command.

[nonusnomeni]

and here is word of the emperor of the earth

we shall grant that

 

i wish i am not so tired

[Guest]

Granted but now you are so energetic you are unable to sleep for the rest of your sleep.

 

I wish that I had complete control of my dreams (ala lucid dreaming).

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you never wake up.

 

I wish I could turn others into any shape I want, like turn people into frogs.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but for any use of that magic you get a one more wart on the nose

 

 

i wish i am not so fxxx perfect

[Guest]

Granted but now you are the exact opposite.

 

I wish that I could actually corrupt people's real wishes in real life.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, and everyone finds out it's you corrupting their wishes and they gang up and kill you.

 

I wish for nanites (microscopic machines capable of altering matter at the atomic scale) specifically designed and programmed to enter my body, improve all it's functions, making me nearly immortal, immune to disease, improving higher brain function - thus making me a genius - and all without breaking down, falling prey to computer or natural viruses, requiring upgrades or fuel, or gaining sentience and taking over my or anyone else's body. Hah, corrupt that!

[Brucealso]

Granted, you are now a robot

 

 

I wish for peace and tranquility for all.

[Queen Bee]

(yay, I'm a robot!)

 

Granted, all life on earth dies out.

 

I wish for everyone in the world to love me.