Corrupt a Wish

[Queen Bee]

Granted, everything in your room is gone.

 

I wish I could access the Internet with my brain.

[deathparade]

Granted, but you get infected by virusses pretty quickly!

 

i wish for female stripper dancers in my room!

[nonusnomeni]

granted and they look like 300kg and 80y

 

I wish to have the original Havana cigar after this fabulous dinner...

[Riku20xx]

Granted but it's soggy.

 

I wish I could teleport home. I hate the commute from work...especially in this heat.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, the teleportation process kills you and makes a copy.

 

I wish I didn't eat that pizza...

[nonusnomeni]

granted, that wasn't happened it will just to be happen

 

i wish save/load in real life...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but your save file becomes corrupted and you have to start life all over again.

 

I wish I could get this damned Steam download of Penumbra to work!

[deathparade]

Granted! Steam now downloads with 10 kb/s

 

i wish i just get my driving license without all the bullshit with people MAN I HATE PEOPLE!

 

(Ps: for everyone thinking here is getting a driving license 18 or older)

 

(PS: It recently changed to 16 and only this one 1 exam on 18 for everyone who has objection)

 

(PS: i want that wish really bad)

[nonusnomeni]

granted, one driving license of republic of Namibia right on

 

i wish that gddmn fckn coffee is finished already

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you're out of cream and sugar.

 

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[nonusnomeni]

granted not today not tomorrow not ever

 

i wish i can force my self start this ridiculous game from beginning...

 

ot first in da morning turkish withot cream and sugar and veeeeery strong

enough bad thing to make one swede ask me do you wanna kill me

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you lose interest at the opening sequence.

 

I wish school was done already...

[Guest]

Granted but you end up with failing marks because of it.

 

I wish that grades didn't matter.

[deathparade]

Granted they now vote on the amount of stuff you DIDN'T get from Wikipedia

 

I wish for a cure for aids (what trying to save humanity here)

[Guest]

Granted but HIV still exists (AIDS is different from HIV. People get AIDS when they already suffer from HIV and their T cell count goes down).

 

I wish for a cure for HIV that can be distributed across the world to everybody.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, except the cure takes 100 years to take effect.

 

...

 

I wish I didn't feel awful for granting that wish like that.

[Guest]

Granted but now you feel indifferent to anything that happens.

 

I wish that I could enter the Dragon Age: Origins universe with the ability to come back home and go back with no problems.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but you home is now inside game sacred an you are goblin lvl 1

 

i wish that goblins in sacred stop teasing me with screaming "mochna voda"

[Queen Bee]

Granted, now the goblins whisper it from under your bed at night.

 

I wish I could find people to play DnD with.

[nonusnomeni]

granted they are waiting you on local cemetery so bring shovel

 

i wish auto da fe popular custom revive...

[Queen Bee]

(That's not corrupted, that's a dream come true!)

 

Granted, but only for five minutes.

 

I wish I was 21 again.

[deathparade]

Granted but it's only your mind not your body

 

i wish i didn't fuck up my sleep cycle

[Guest]

Granted... but you die!

 

I wish I wouldn't die.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will be buried alive till the end of the world

 

i wish to unseen what was i see in grocery store (meeooow,drol-drol, o boy,o boy,o boy)

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you're sentenced to life in prison.

 

I wish it was illegal to drive a Hummer.