Corrupt a Wish

[deathparade]

Granted you're in the reactor

 

i wish i was sheogorath!

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you're now a fictional video game character.

 

I wish the Goblin King would come and take my brother away...right now.

[deathparade]

Granted he will return him in 1 hour after he made him more annoying

 

i wish for a uncorrupted cookie with a delicious sauce of chocolate and it's just the most awesomest cookie ever to taste!

[nonusnomeni]

granted,

 

me wish be smart

[Guest]

Granted but you can't tolerate the sheer amount of stupidity in the world and you go insane.

 

I wish that I could cure anyone's illnesses or disabilities just by breathing on them.

[deathparade]

Granted but your breath stinks so much nobody wants to come close to you!

 

I wish Oblivion wasn't so bugged!

[nonusnomeni]

granted it is not bugged it's wormed...

 

i want to be delightfully charming person

 

 

OT madgod yr gran is happen already...

[Guest]

Granted but you become so charming that everybody wants to be around you leaving you no time for privacy.

 

I wish that all paparatzis would die.

[deathparade]

Granted but they respawned because this is call of duty and we tripled the amount of them!

 

i wish all these bugs in my room would fuck off

[Ark of Truth]

Granted, but now they are attacking you

 

I wish to set the universe on fire!

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but it quickly goes out cause there's no oxygen in SPACE! space..space...

 

I wish to be a God.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are Klingon god ("ye we have gods in some time long ago, they were annoying so we kill them")

 

i wish fir disintegrator...

[sammythesquirrel]

granted you have a ray gun that disintegrates things and just like Marvin the martian a tall wise cracking rabbit manages to make you shot your self in the face with it

i wish for koolaid

[Riku20xx]

Granted but it lacks sugar and ends up sucking...bad.

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much...

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are obsessive compulsive from now on

 

i wish i can say no when somebody ask me for help

[deathparade]

Granted you only say no from now on so everyone hates you

 

 

I wish for a death star

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it's a pocket-sized model that can't do anything.

 

I wish I could get better with Daz.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but your computer can't save anything.

 

I wish I had the best home computer in the world that could play every game at full graphics.

[deathparade]

Granted but it requires so much power it can't run!

 

i wished that i wasn't so shy when talking to people!

[Brucealso]

Granted, but you dont know how to turn it on.

 

I wish for a couple bags of 100 dollar bills.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, they waiting to you on alpha centauri sol sys first planet

 

i wish

somebody to wash my dish

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but they manage to break it in the process.

 

I wish someone else would do this homework for me.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, he will also take all credit

 

i wish to get move this lazy ass and done what has to be done

[Queen Bee]

Granted, your ass detaches from your body and does all your work for you.

 

I wish my ass was a little bit smaller so my jeans fit me better.

[Guest]

Granted but it's only smaller by such a small degree that your jeans don't really fit you any better.

 

I wish that my room would clean itself neat fully and peacefully.