Corrupt a Wish

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you can only do it once.

 

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not get fat.

[shane4244]

granted but you can't taste anything

 

I wish I could fall asleep

[nonusnomeni]

granted, just give me address and i coming with baseball bat

 

i wish then ol' dogs as my self can learn new tricks...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you've learned to fetch. Now go get me a sammich.

 

I wish I had a sammich.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, nice one; made of algae with oysters and shrimps

 

i wish i had a

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but the main ingredient is the remains of everyone you love.

 

I wish people that give parking tickets would ticket everyone that is parking in a non parking zone and not just one person.

[Queen Bee]

Granted but the main ingredient is the remains of everyone you love.

 

You say that like I wouldn't eat it.

 

Anyway, granted but now they're too busy writing parking tickets to catch real criminals.

[nonusnomeni]

ha no wishy-wishy?

so no granty-granty...

 

i wish to not have to do what i have to do today...

[Guest]

Granted but you have to do it tomorrow in addition to whatever else you have to do tomorrow.

 

I wish that I was paid millions of dollars to do fun things.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you're now a theme park mascot for life and you can never take off the costume.

 

I wish my wish comes true.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but you will never decide on what to wish for.

 

I wish for fish.

 

Ark! That is so mean! LOL I like it

 

Your wish for fish is granted. Japanese poisonous pufferfish. I think the odds of death are 50/50. Good Luck!

 

I wish I lived on a cowgirl ranch.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you have to take your brain out of your head and rub it on them to achieve the effect.

 

I wish to be the best opera singer in the world!

[shane4244]

Granted but you have to play vanilla oblivion with no side quest

 

I wish I could turn water into Jack Daniel's

[Queen Bee]

Granted, all water in the world is now Jack Daniel's. Crops dry up and people die of thirst.

 

I wish to go back in time and have sex with Angelina Jolie back when she was young and not saddled with adopted kids and Brad Pitt.

[nonusnomeni]

no,no,no NOT granted that is MY plan

 

i wish i wasn't wake up in 04:00

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

me wish 25y less

[Guest Lady Luck]

i wish

 

for 1 million dolla!

[deathparade]

Granted you are 20 years younger but it's only mental!

 

(i ignored 2 posts you must corrupt one and than make a wish)

 

I wish for a horse which is trained to kick people in the balls! except for me (try corrupt this one!)

[nonusnomeni]

granted, he will not kick your balls he will kick your face

 

i wish my personal dishwasher girl

[Queen Bee]

(haha, good one!)

 

Granted, but she's so clumsy she breaks all your dishes!

 

I wish for a sissy femboy sex slave that likes to dress like a school girl.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, now you're just ashamed.

 

I wish I could turn my creativity on and off whenever I wanted.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you are not embarrassed you are totally ashamed

 

I wish queenbee57 clean that mess in my kitchen, pronto...

[Brucealso]

Granted, but your so interesting that your boring.

 

 

I wish i had a job

[Queen Bee]

Granted, your job is to wipe Justin Beiber's ass.

 

I wish Justin Beiber was mute.

[Brucealso]

Granted, but he is a deaf mute and has ED and you have to take care of him for the rest of your life.

 

I wish i didnt have to wipe Justin Beiber's ass i just wanted a normal job.