Corrupt a Wish

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but it pays a measly penny per hour.

 

I wish a really hot chick would fall into my lap.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted; it is now 4x as big but it grows backwards

i wish for an ihops chocolate pancake

[nonusnomeni]

granted, it wait you in grocery on Keeling Island

 

i wish for lamb chops roasted short on high heat

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but they've been marinated in poo.

 

I wish to be a famous model.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but only for a one day cuz next day you will die of anorexia

 

i wish to fill some of my neighbors mouth with poo to not listen that sick ass bray what they call "singing"

[deathparade]

Granted but you have to eat their poo now too

 

(Whats with all the poo wishes?)

 

I wish i could code C++

[Brucealso]

Granted, but thats all you can code.

 

I wish someone would clean up all this pooh

[Queen Bee]

Granted, Winnie the Pooh is "cleaned" (and by cleaned I mean assassinated).

 

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[thesapien]

Granted, but my winnie the pee had a go in that water.

 

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into pee. (you asked for it ^_~)

 

I wish for everyone on the planet to get along without killing each other.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but they end up walking around aimlessly not knowing what to do next

 

I wish for a candy apple

[thesapien]

Granted, candy worm and all! but it turns you into a candy statue.

 

I wish I make any statue come to life and do as I command!

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but they have the mentality of a tapeworm and the personality of a rhinoceros

 

i wish i had two clits

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but one of them is in your nose. Enjoy sneezing.

 

I wish I could enter any work of fiction as of it's actually happening, like in Last Action Hero.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you can go in,you can't go out

 

i wish a lot of rum tiles with peanuts

[Guest]

Granted but they're nasty.

 

I wish that I had some great tasting pizza right now.

[nonusnomeni]

granted and she is already recycled by some monkeys

 

I wish for ton of dark chocolate stuffed with linden honey...

[Queen Bee]

Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes you.

 

I wish my computer was working!!! *crais*

[nonusnomeni]

(so you wish me die happy, ooh how nice of you )

 

granted, it does in Pripiat electrical substation

 

I wish for a ton of cream and two Miss Fitness inside

[Guest]

Granted but since I didn't understand your wish that well you probably got something completely different.

 

I wish that I could make an infinite amount of wishes without and restrictions on what they could be.

[deathparade]

Granted but they are all corrupted to the bone!

 

i wish for some cheese

[Queen Bee]

Granted, except it's head cheese.

 

I wish for the power...to move you.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you can move him but nobody else including yourself

 

i wish a fish

[Queen Bee]

Granted, the most fishiest fish fished fish fishing fishy fish. FISH.

 

I wish I had a twin sister so we could make millions doing twincest videos.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but she's the favorite.

 

I wish I was in Japan right now.