Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

Granted but you can get in shape only a little bit faster (which is still technically faster).

 

I wish that I could have some great tasting ice cream cake right now.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but you can only eat it with a straw

[Guest]

You get nothing!

 

I wish that I wouldn't get so stressed out when playing online games.

[deathparade]

Granted but now everyone is a noob and you are uber pro... you don't enjoy em anymore

 

i wish i attracted ladies!

[Queen Bee]

Granted, they stick to you like magnets.

 

I wish I had Wolverine's healing powers.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but you also get his secret super hero power... his horrible skin melting mutant breath!

 

I wish the singularity would just happen already

[Fyrecontroll]

Gran....

 

I wish I could dunk a basketball.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you now have a giant cup of coffee.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but you are locked in a room watching happy little re runs of bob ross the joy of painting episodes in black and white without sound

 

i wish for a female butler

[Guest]

Granted but she's unattractive in every way imaginable.

 

I wish that my tv hosted all of the best channels in HD and removed all the channels that I don't like.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Well since my service provider offers that exact service (once every month i can change my channels to other channels) your wish is granted but you now live in Quebec with all my asshole french neighbors

 

I wish i can move to another city

[nonusnomeni]

wish?!?

or fish

a fish, the fish, it's fish...

 

i wish kate (ya know who) spend rest of her live with her asshole french neighbors

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

granted but you become as unhappy as i am while living here

 

I wish for a foot massage

[Brucealso]

Granted, and you will have multiple orgasms during massage.

 

I wish for some new tires for my truck

[Guest Lady Luck]

i wish all these fuckers from nexus died in a terrible way. XD man i have evil thought when it comes to wishes

[The DarkSlayer]

....Granted? but they put a curse on you and you became impotent

 

I wish I had a bucket of chicken right now.

[nonusnomeni]

granted and then they gonna escape and make your living space a big shiti-shiti ground (enjoy in smell)

 

i wish to got a wish more then 5sec on my wish list

[Queen Bee]

Granted, it takes a thousand years (more than 5 seconds).

 

I wish I could have sex with whoever I wanted, whenever I wanted.

[Brucealso]

Granted, you can have sex with whoever you want when you want for the next 2 days only and thats all you get for the rest of your life.

 

I wish i had some new shoes.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, they are horse shoes.

 

I wish I had a pony!

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but it's the horse from The Walking Dead and quickly gets eaten.

 

I wish it was easy to sell my car.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you sold it for a dollar.

 

I wish I had a fuck buddy, I'm so horny!

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted but it is Jerbsinators avatar.

 

I wish the video camera worked on my notebook

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but it only works when you're naked and in front of it.

 

I wish I had the ability to control time itself!

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted' date=' but it only works when you're naked and in front of it.

 

I wish I had the ability to control time itself!

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isn't that the point of a web cam?

 

Your wish is granted but in a state of euphoria you forget how to turn it back on and remain stuck at a point of time right before your orgasm... forever.

 

I wish i could walk in high heels