Corrupt a Wish

[LordJerle]

Granted, you're never going to enjoy food again.

 

 

I wish Steve Jobs would have died in prison where he belonged.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you had the pleasure of dying next to him.

 

I wish I could afford to have this surgery on my knee done.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but they have to remove the knee.

 

I wish my belly button wasn't so entertaining.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but you become a very boring person.

 

I wish it was raining soda right now.

[adrenaline]

Granted but you become a very boring person.

 

I wish it was raining soda right now.

 

Granted but the heavy soda rain causes flooding, washing you away.

 

I wish i had a genie who can finish my thesis.

[sammythesquirrel]

grabted but it has no knowledge of modern times so you fail miserably

i wish for almonds and pistachios

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you accidentally choke on an almond and die.

 

I wish for better eyesight.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but it comes with a photographic memory for things that make you puke

i wish for icecream

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it melts instantly and spills into your lap.

 

I wish my sister would get accepted into this college here so she can move back.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but she comes back after digging up all the dirt you have and blackmailing you with it

i wish i had more games and books

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you go blind and can't enjoy any of them.

 

I wish I could go back in time knowing what I know now.

[Guest]

Granted but you kill yourself from insanity.

 

I wish that I had the wabbajack.

[Guest Deliria]

Granted but you accidently shoot yourself with it whilst drunk and turn yourself into a pigeon, who is then baked into a pie and eaten by Haskil.

 

I wish for a Harem.

[nonusnomeni]

granted you have harem of 123456789 nice little sweet spiders

 

i wish i can understand how work this fuxxx Cheat Engine...

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but you were instantly banned the moment you used it.

 

I wish I was ruler of the universe.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but your subjects revolt and imprison you.

 

I wish I had a better job.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you move up 2 full tax brackets so you remain in the red

i wish i had some sleeping pills

[Iastwolf]

granted, but the pills is made from fugu

 

I wish I have power that increase my adrenalin when full moon

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but scientist take it as a true sign of lycanthorpia and lock your ass in a cage to study

i wish for fuzzy rabbits to bite my brother on the ass

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but then they become the best of friends and they decided to attack you instead.

 

I wish I was fast as a certain half demon.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but like a certain other half daemon you will have a vindictive 16 year old girl with the power to face plant you one a word the follows you EVERYWHERE

i with i were washu from the tenchi series

[Iastwolf]

granted, but then the editor change her name to bitch

 

I wish I have a butterfly knife

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but then it flies away.

 

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[Iastwolf]

granted, but then sammythesquirrel choke you with pills that he wished before

 

I wish i'm a master blacksmith

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but nobody needs, uses, or buys any of your equipment.

 

I wish people didn't take things too seriously or lightly at times.