Corrupt a Wish

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you have a severe toothache and cannot eat them.

 

I wish someone else could do this homework for me.

[Guerilla]

Granted, but you get a pair.

 

I want to be a sailor.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will be nice cabin boy

 

i wish for some PPC income

[tacomarine]

granted, you get an income from paranoid parent constipation for damages.

 

i wish i had a better attention span

[Iastwolf]

granted, now you got better attention from gays

 

I wish I could eat sushi everyday

[tacomarine]

congrats, you now try to eat the kracken every day.

 

i wish that i had the power to mod

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will specialized moding of Super Mario

 

i wish to express my toughs with words understandable to anyone regardless they IQ

[Guest]

granted but they always mis-interpret what you say slightly.

 

I wish that I could read minds, but only when I want to.

[Guest flingingfeces]

Granted, but you end up getting thrown in jail with a bunch dudes who just want to make you their biotch! XD

 

Wishes I had a lifetime supply of red velvet cake.

[Guest]

Granted, but you eventually die from too much cake.

 

I wish that I owned a 5 star restaurant and could eat their for free.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but after the first 6 months your restaurant goes bankrupt because you were eating there for free so often.

 

I wish I had the materials and energy to actually start/finish this graphic comic so people could get past "The Beginning".

[Iastwolf]

granted, but it has trojan virus that will causing your pc malware

 

I wish I could sleep 24 hours

[Guest flingingfeces]

Granted, but during that 24 hours the zombie apacalypse happens and you are eaten.

 

Wish I had more time with my loved ones.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but they start annoying the hell out off you.

 

I wish I could clean my PC easily...

[nonusnomeni]

granted, one of these days you will get home made mini nuke

just put on PC and push button, efficiency 100% guaranteed...

 

 

wish eat braaain

[Guest]

granted but you die of death

 

I wish that I could delete people

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however Steam Cloud keeps bringing them back.

 

I wish I could fly to the Philippines today.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and your plain will crash into sea on one hour flight from manilla

(say hallo to this cute sharky)

 

i wish to be free of wishes

[Ark of Truth]

OT: FU, was it too much ask for

 

Granted, but now you are stuck wishing forever

 

I wish I could see a dragon.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, and then he will say "Burp!It was delicious."

 

O.K. i wish to be free of any obligation...

[Ark of Truth]

Granted however you are no longer able to do anything else either.

 

I wish to able to get to the Philippines by the power of my mind.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but when you reach the Philippines your head explodes.

 

I wish the economy would bounce back and recover immediately.

[tacomarine]

granted, but then the fat cats just make you pay more for gas

 

i wish i didn't have to go back three pages to find out what i was granted

[Guest]

granted, but now you have to go back 4 pages

 

I wish that it was summer already

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it snows the entire time.

 

I wish things didn't suck so much.