Corrupt a Wish

[Guest ThatOne]

Granted, but everyone is allergic to it and get fatal heart attacks as soon as they come within fifty miles of it.

 

I wish I knew how to script.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you never learn to fix any errors you make

i wish i werent so evil

[Guest]

Granted but now you aren't that much more good.

 

I wish for a fish.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you find you are in the mouth of a Megaladon.

 

I wish for a puppy.

[Guest]

Granted but when it grows up he makes you his bitch.

 

I wish that loverslab had more smilies.

[Jerbsinator]

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) GRANTED, BUT IT IS ANNOYING :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

 

I wish I didn't just post that.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you get banned for even posting it in the first place.

 

I wish I could get the lighting down for my renders.

[Guest]

Granted but it gets so low that it doesn't give any light off at all and it can't be brought back up.

 

I wish that I'd win the lottery.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but it was a lottery to decide who entertains the gimp

i wish my drink was cold already

[Iastwolf]

granted, i'm coming with fire extinguisher

 

I wish teenagers at my country doesn't use too many motorcycles

[Guest]

Granted but now they use unicycles instead.

 

I wish that I could ride a unicycle.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will ride unicycle until first abyss

 

i wish for more rnd in all games

[Guest ThatOne]

Granted, but the genie was distracted and made all games have more rng elements instead. Everything becomes so random that the words "action" and "strategy" are now gone forever.

 

I wish Raptor Jesus was real, because I don't know what to wish for.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but he kills you instantly.

 

I wish someone would discover my renders and hire me for character design or something at a great salary.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but they pay you in great celery.

 

I wish I had a FWB to play with.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

i wish for some brand new OS because this makroshit broken glass is...(GRRR)

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but the next OS you get crashes upon start up.

 

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of pepperoni pizza.

[Guest]

Granted but it tastes like moldy crap.

 

I wish that I had more money.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you are billionaire

:D:D:D:D

 

i wish i am not so bored

[Riku20xx]

Granted, now you are free falling to certain death.

 

I wish this headache would go away...

[nonusnomeni]

granted, I personally prescribe guillotine, no head = no headache

 

i wish for some nice strategy game, panzer general style...

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it is impossible to win.

 

I wish I could play the piano better. :[

[Iastwolf]

granted, now you can play piano with spider finger

 

I wish I Know what I'm good at

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it turns out to be something you don't like.

 

I wish I could figure out how to do proper lighting in my renders.

[Guest]

Granted but you forget in a day.

 

I wish that I could read and understand Japanese completely.