Corrupt a Wish

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but you completely forgot other languages.

 

I wish wasn't so busy.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, now you have nothing to do and you're bored as hell.

 

I wish someone would give me $1000 for no reason for me to keep.

[Guest]

Granted, you're not allowed to spend it for no reason.

 

I wish I had a harem of gynoids.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but they all get a virus and become yandere tnen kill each other out of jealousy

i wish i had a coke9the drink not the powder)

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but its Pepsi in disguise.

 

I wish this damned cat would refrain from throwing up on my goddamn rug!!!!

[nonusnomeni]

granted, now she will throw her self on your head

 

i wish more addons for darkest hour

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but every addon is just new dialogue.

 

I wish I could take tomorrow off from work.

[Guest Deliria]

Granted, you fall down the stairs and break your legs

 

 

I wish my companion cube spoke to me

[nonusnomeni]

granted: [video=youtube]

 

i wish for some smoked tuna

[Iastwolf]

granted, but the tuna slap you, because the tuna is SMOKING tuna with gun on his side

 

I wish I don't have sleep deprivation.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you are addicted to tea

 

I wish it is morning already and the fish market is open...

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you've been banned from the fish market.

 

I wish things weren't so complicated at times.

[Guest]

Granted but now they're only a little less complicated.

 

I wish that eating would make me lose weight instead of gain it.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you end up overeating and becoming anorexic.

 

I wish I could fast forward 2 years.

[Guest Bacon]

Granted' date=' but you end up overeating and becoming anorexic.

 

I wish I could fast forward 2 years.

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Granted but now you cant remember anything from the 2 years previous to your fast forward years.

 

I wish i could shoot mindbullets.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but you will become poor due spending all you wealth on pampers

 

 

i wish i can back in 1985...

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you alter the past by going back in time and now everything sucks...bad.

 

I wish I could compose awesome music.

[nonusnomeni]

granted,but Brittney become jealousy and now it's a contract on you

 

i wish i didn't forgot to buy sugar...

(well; who don't have in the head have in the legs,walky-walky idiot)

[Guest Bacon]

Granted but sugar is now taxed to the point where nobody can afford it.

 

I wish my community would get their thumbs out of their asses so i can get my own appartment.

[Riku20xx]

Granted but the apartment is smaller than the average studio apartment.

 

I wish I could find a nice apartment in a nice area for an affordable price. Lol.

[Iastwolf]

granted, but it was assassins hideout that doesn't accepting new member

 

I wish 1 week feels like 1 day.

[Guest]

Granted but time flies so fast that you get very old without even noticing.

 

I wish that I didn't age after 30ish.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you outwardly don't age after 30 but your insides age twice as fast.

 

I wish cryo-stasis pods existed.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you can go in but not go out

 

I wish that I bought a little more of that sheep's milk cheese

[Riku20xx]

Granted but it's spoiled.

 

I wish I had a new phone.