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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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Granted but they now only suck a little less.

 

I wish that food would prepare itself for me.

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granted, the truffle is delicious as you think, but it has mixed with micro c4

which is the detonator is on my hand, and I push the button.

 

I wish I could taste that shortcake one more time

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Granted, but after that taste, it leaves you vomiting uncontrollably for three days straight.

 

I wish people weren't so twisted in the mind. :(

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Granted but it's lame

 

I wish that planetside 2 would come out now

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Granted, but it will kill you somehow.

 

I wish that I ran my own indie gaming company.

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Granted but it utterly fails (sadly)

 

I wish that advertisements didn't exist.

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Granted but it starts to produce an extremely foul odor.

 

I wish that eating food would put you in better shape over time.

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Granted however your enemies pick up the leading prinny and throw it at the rest of the army causing them all to explode.

 

I wish for an army of robots that will obey any command i give them and not try and kill me or overthrow me.

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