Guest Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but they're loaded with STDs I wish that STDs didn't exist.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted however now instead there is a 1/10th chance that having sex will kill you for no apparent reason. I wish someone figured out a way to prolong life to say 200 years or more.
The DarkSlayer Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted but it makes aging a lot faster. I wish I won the lottery.
Riku20xx Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but the jackpot was only $15.98. I wish I didn't have homework...
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted instead you now have a 200 page test which must be completed in under 4 hours. I wish for a better life.
Riku20xx Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but your lifespan decreases by 90%. I wish I had my own laptop.
nonusnomeni Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 granted, but he get only 1Kb of HD i wish i don't have to go on the business lunch tomorrow...
Guest Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted but something even worse happens. I wish that I had some fresh Mountain Dew right now.
Riku20xx Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, but this specific bottle of Dew causes an ulcer in your stomach. I wish my 1kb HD for my new laptop had an infinite amount of space and RAM.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted however it causes your laptop to become to huge to be called a laptop anymore and is therefore incapable of being moved from place to place easily. I wish for cake.
The DarkSlayer Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted but the Cake is a Lie. I wish for a glass of cold beer.
Guest Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 It's cold and yellow but it's also my urine. I wish wild animals weren't afraid of me.
Riku20xx Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, now they attack you with no hesitation. I wish finding this other job was easy.
nonusnomeni Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 granted because it is, in my hometown last 40y was always open at least one place in city morgue... i wish i am not so sleepy...
Guest Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Granted but you are so awake that you are unable to fall asleep ever again. I wish that I had a personal chamberlain IRL
sammythesquirrel Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 granted but he sucks at it and you go bankrupt from his mismanagement of your finances i wish for snu - snu
nonusnomeni Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 granted and it will turn you into old hag i wish i don't need shaving
sammythesquirrel Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 granted ALL your hair falls out i wish maintence was over on ddo already
Riku20xx Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 Granted but you can't access it after the maintenance. I wish life was less stressful...
Iastwolf Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 granted, now you only sitting down on desert, hearing nothing but wind I wish I could take a break forever after national exam.
sammythesquirrel Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 granted you get a permanent break from every thing including eating sleep and breathing I wish the maintenance period on ddo hadn't been fucking extended D:
Guest Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Granted but now you have a barely functioning MMO! I wish that I had a pet parrot that was a real pal to me.
Riku20xx Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but it more than often, it acts like a jackass. I wish I were immune to all diseases.
Guest Deliria Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Granted. You are dead and therefore cannot become ill. I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders
Riku20xx Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Granted, but now you're afraid of lint. I wish I wasn't so shy.
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