Corrupt a Wish

[Guerilla]

Granted but now you need to assign ID's manually, through registry tree.

 

I wish i had a nice hat.

[Iastwolf]

granted, it's a brainwashing hat

 

I wish I had a chance to meet her again.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but she turned out to be he and weighs 800 pounds now

i wish my bra strap hadn't broke today(damn kids)

[Iastwolf]

granted, your bra strap now a reinforced bladed-chain

 

I wish tomorrow will never end

[Guest]

Granted, but you learn that you have won one billion dollars and it will arrive at your house on the next day.

 

I wish that Oblivion wasn't so annoying to get to work right.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you get extremely bored as soon as it works.

 

I wish life wasn't so frustrating...

[sammythesquirrel]

granted its now even MORE frustrating

i wish for music by 3 doors down

[Iastwolf]

granted, but then those music are REALLY 3 doors down ... to you.

 

I wish I could manipulate 3D file easily

[sammythesquirrel]

granted you can now make a 3d file do anything you want instantly except save the changes

i wish it was 5 degrees cooler in my house ONLY 5 degrees cooler

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but the humidity increases by 20%.

 

I wish the Summer in NY wasn't so bad. I hate summer time!

[Guest]

Granted but it gets so good that you die from the awesomeness.

 

I wish that I was immortal.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but scientist place you in a lexan cage and study you to learn the secret

[nonusnomeni]

granted...

what???

 

I wish that Monday never came

[Guest]

granted but you find out that you have won 1 billion dollars and you will receive it on monday.

 

I wish that Valve would announce HL3

[Ark of Truth]

Grantded but it will be out in 2067

 

I wish someone wasn't giving me signs that they are upset/pissed off with me.

[Toucanyoucan]

granted, they now no longer give you signs, they are just quietly pissed at you.

 

I wish I could actually mod bethesda games...

[Ark of Truth]

Granted , but you are going to hate the pain they cause.

 

I wish I could get the fan to work outside so I can get some sun.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but as you get it to work, it starts pouring hard.

 

I wish people would stop calling me...

[sammythesquirrel]

granted they will all come see you in person

i wish it would rain

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but it's fire rain.

 

I wish this guy I work with would get fired already.

[Iastwolf]

granted, but then the boss decided to fire you too because you wish for it

 

I wish I have a peaceful treehouse

 

OT:

jerb, got any suggestion mods for Moonshadow elves?

your ME really beautiful

[Guest]

Granted but it is unstable and gets destroyed.

 

I wish that It would be summer already.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it rains all summer.

 

I wish summer didn't exist.

[Guerilla]

granted, but then everyone dies from hunger.

 

i wish for personal railgun.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but its a 1/100000000 scale model of big bertha

i wish for cookies