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Corrupt a Wish


Ashal

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Granted.

But we take everything you say lightly at all times.

I wish Momotaros would come here right now and say Ore Sanjou.

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I wish lolerzness stop speaking japanese and teach us instead

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Granted.

*leaves you a textbook in japanese*

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Granted but they put you in prison for having sex with minors.

 

I wish my wifi settings wouldn't randomly change channels to one that's massively overwhelmed by the apartment complex.

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Granted, but they come to your house, pick your lock, break a drinking glass, and hack your computer.

 

I wish I were better at writing down what I need to.

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Granted, but it's in a language you don't speak and can't google translate.

 

I wish there was a foxy boxing ring in New Vegas with Sexout integration.

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Granted but now it's so wet that you eventually drown from all the fluids that go down into your lungs.

 

I wish that my computer was immune to viruses and malware.

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Granted but this lack of viruses and malware allows your computer to become self-aware leading to a robot apocalypse.

 

I wish that the world doesn't end in a robot apocalypse.

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Granted but this lack of viruses and malware allows your computer to become self-aware leading to a robot apocalypse.

 

I wish that the world doesn't end in a robot apocalypse.

 

Granted but it ends in a zombie apocalypse instead.

 

I wish re-weighting meshes wasn't so confusing.

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Granted but now it's only a little less confusing.

 

I wish that modding was extremely easy.

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Granted but now bugs are 100x moar harder to fix.

 

I wish i can have my own Final Form Ride and Final Attack Ride from KR Dikeido.

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Granted world peace is achieved thanks to destroying all knowledge of power rangers and Kamen riders.

 

I wish for world hunger.(so people will know what it means to be hungry.)

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Granted but it tastes like piss.

 

I wish i had the power to make anything at will (except humans and animals).

 

Granted. You managed to create a blackhole by accident. Wiping the entire Andromeda Galaxy.

 

I wish i could be a girl. rather than be a trap. :3

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