Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

Granted but the world then becomes a "lovers with pk" world and you know what happens next.

 

I wish that I could jump 2 feet higher.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but you are now 3 feet shorter.

 

I wish I had a utility that monitored Oblivion and Skyrim ESP's that logged them as they loaded and told me which one was loading as the game crashed.

[lolerzness]

Granted.

Every ESP crashed because it hates you.

I wish for a "lovers for pk" like world.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it is filled with errors and the world crashes.

 

I wish I could figure out why photoshop refuses to work on my PC anymore...

[nonusnomeni]

granted and you will discover that your PC has become self-conscious intelligent being witch carefully select software and he is really tired of you...

 

i wish to know what Morana wish

[Guest]

Granted but you die when you find out

 

I wish that I could make my cat stick his tongue out on command.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but the cat licks your eye every time you command it to stick out its tongue.

 

I wish I could eliminate all of the stress factors in my life right now...my chest hurts. x___x

[lolerzness]

Granted.

But stress isn't the one that's making your chest hurt.

I wish people would stop telling me i look 23. I'm only 18.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, the tell you that you look 25 instead.

 

I wish I could go back to being a child.

[lolerzness]

Granted.

You're now back in your good 'ol fetus.

I wish i was a Singularity Point. Someone who can still exist without time.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but now nothing else exists and you become bored.

 

I wish I could stay home from work and still get paid.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but you get paid in clam shells

i wish i had a dr pepper

[lolerzness]

granted but you got a coke instead.

i wish my Complete Section Typhoon (Ichigo) would get here soon.

[Iastwolf]

granted, but it's only the cover

 

I wish I could pass my national test

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but passing it means nothing after you do so.

 

I wish I weren't so hungry...

[Guest]

Granted but now you are slightly less hungry.

 

I wish that I had a fully functional super computer.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but it eventually goes rogue and kills you.

 

I wish I had the highest IQ in the world.

[lolerzness]

Granted but your head literally explodes in the process.

I wish i had a bagel

[Iastwolf]

granted, it's bagel with tobacco, jalapeno sauce, and wasabi on the top, enjoy it.

 

I wish my dream as cybernethic werewolf come true.

[Riku20xx]

Granted but it mauls you immediately.

 

I wish I were immune to all diseases.

[lolerzness]

Granted.

But the list of diseases updated. You now have Super HIV.

I wish i had sex with my female clone? LOL

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you end up pregnant.

 

I wish I was rich.

[lolerzness]

Granted but specs are lower than your old PC.

Ore no nozomi wa... A refrigirator that replenishes food 24/7 without overflowing.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but the contents spoil instantly.

 

I wish I wasn't so stressed out... -___-

[Guest]

Granted but now you are only a little less stressed out.

 

I wish that there was a cheap cure to all viruses.