Corrupt A Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, I for one don't, but if they manage to control their antics from busting out of place.

 

 

I wish for to arrive in the lands of boobies!!!

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted come to the carnival in Brazil (here is hot)

 

I wish more hentai in my HD

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, I can give you some but then again, there exist the internet to cater such needs.

 

 

I wish a cat is fine too...

[MikeMetal]

Granted, if you survive the "putting your head in lion's mouth" part it'll be just fine !

 

I wish for a puma.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, a bootlegged PUMA brand's shoes for you.

 

 

I wish for unlimited and incorruptible HDD.

[MikeMetal]

Granted but the HDD can't be read. Well, better than nothing right?

 

I wish for a redhead girl.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, that will be 45 quid for the paint. Thank you for patronising our fine establishment!

 

 

I wish for a moonstone!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted but you cannot posses one on earth unless you got it yourself.

 

I wish for each day to be a celebrate beer day. Free beers for ME, uh I mean everyone.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but you can never get drunk

 

i wish for free pizza

[Emily]

Wait, emily will fetch it from her fridge.

 

Emily wish for good italian roast boar dish.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, but in Italy has boar?

 

desire a hot tea (since my end)

[Emily]

Granted, but since you don't ask for specific tea leaves. Emily just serve hot water on cup.

 

Emily wish to learn and master the necromancy.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. A museum curator as a professions.

 

 

I wish I can get more duty-free cigarettes frequently. Seriously this fucking new price is slowing killing my pocket...

[formel]

Granted cheaper cigaretts will be available after you stopped smoking.

 

 

I wish for Holograms to exist.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will be first example

 

i wish for

[Guest Leonardo W]

wtf!? granted, play Oblivion  and miss an meshes

I wish that google keep the black background

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but now everything is black

 

 

i wish for milkshakes

 

[Guest]

Granted, but the sisters won't be able to give them to you.

 

I wish for a glass of water.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, its already on you

 

 

i wish to feel 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

..... You should sit down and have a deep and serious conversations with a renowned neurosurgeon about your medical condition. You can be sure to have your wish be granted almost 100% with this method. I wish you the very possible of best luck available...

 

 

Yeah it's raining!!! It's raining! I wish for a snow to come down too!!!

[formel]

Granted a Blizzard that won't stopp untill the snow reaches a high of 10 meters.

 

 

I wish for think tank so I can source out my thinking.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, small or medium? For the septic tank of course...

 

 

I wish to find a new, un-explored land for me to live in. Goodbye all... I bid you all good!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you'll have to travel a few years into space. And hope you land well. Also the return part, if you wish that ofc.

 

I wish singers would be banned from any Got Talent show.

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, now it's riddled with a bunch couple humping each other as a talent.

 

 

I wish someone would wash my car as act of kindness. No more than that!

[formel]

Granted but accidentally I used a very aggressive acid to clean it now it has big holes in the car body.

 

 

I wish for critical and investigative reports in the mainstream media