Corrupt A Wish

[HyperonicX]

No need to grant a wish? Oh well. Then I will grant my own wish. *ding* Granted. I got 1000 internets, but lost one from this funny, yet idiotic judge who likes to punish people by making them lose the internet!

 

I wish I could make that judge lose HIS internet!

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, he now has your internet

 

i wish for a portal gun

[HyperonicX]

Granted. Now you're a test subject for Glados!

 

I wish Portal wasn't so damn hard for me!

[LordJerle]

Granted, it gets a hard-on for somebody else.

 

I wish I'd stop randomly getting wood.

[formel]

Granted but now you suffer from erectile dysfunction.

 

 

I wish for briges between mountain peaks.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but they're made entirely of rope

 

 

i wish i had glados in my living room

[formel]

Granted but it will promise you a cake everyday, everyday the cake will be a lie.

 

 

I wish everyone had glowing eyes.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but only i can control it, so they all have pink

 

i wish for more power

[formel]

Granted, I hereby give you the power to make organizational charts. Use it wise.

 

 

I wish I have also eyes in the back of the head.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you now have frog eyes in the back of your head

 

 

i wish i had cake

[Myst42]

Granted Buk...

Ughh! Thulas you freaking pervert! get out of my memories this day!

 

I wish... To know if you like or you don't like cheese

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, i hate cheese

 

 

i wish for silk

[Myst42]

Granted... do you like silk spiders?

 

I wish no cheese for her then!

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, i'm overjoyed

 

 

i wish for a new throne, my old one is broken

[Myst42]

How about this one?

 

 

 

If you survive the plot, the throne is yours

 

I wish to be honored with an blood offering

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, you can have your own blood from when you were human

 

 

i wish for a tiara

 

[formel]

Granted but to get you have to become male, old and Romam-Catholic (and then win the election for the papacy but that's only a triviality after the prevoius)

 

 

I wish to beome more cynical.

[Myst42]

Oh damn... the sacrifice was empty, as an Ancient, I was never human 

If you'll excuse I went off to find something suitable for sacrifice... one must do everything here...

 

I was just about to give her this one:

 

 

 

But I see a new wish so scratch that

 

Granted to the depths of cynicism, now everybody hates you

 

I wish humans worship the empress instead of themselves

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, i now have a whole planet of followers

 

 

i wish for another planet

[Myst42]

Still better than the current situation

 

Granted a planet located on Betelgeuse orbit

Volcanic type, no life at all, a real hell... but it's yours!

 

I wish for a clinic that cures power-crack addiction 

[formel]

Granted but every patient leaves this clinic with five randomly selected mental disorders.

 

 

I wish some could tell me where I pareked my Death Star, there are planets in the way of an intergalactic hyperspace route.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, its in the dagobah system

 

 

i wish for a lightsaber

[formel]

Granted but you have to finish your jedi-training first, with me as your master, young padawane.

 

 

I wish for more pupils.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, they're all squirrels

 

 

i wish to have a different master

[nonusnomeni]

granted, here i am

 

i wish this slave is more obedient then last one