Corrupt A Wish

[Thulas]

Granted, you actually were ironic, not sarcastic.

 

I wish that my pet forgives me for my overhasty order...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the pet can only do that if master returns.

 

I wish for master

[Thulas]

Granted, but...I also want Herrchen. [starts to weep]

 

I wish for a spell that summons Mike.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but most likely won't have any effect.

 

I wish for less darken times.

[Thulas]

Granted, you'll get a small candle next to your basket.

 

I wish you to comfort me...meow...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, I'll bring Fiffy to mistress.

 

I wish for gummy bears.

[Thulas]

Granted, but your claws can't open the bag.

 

I wish that you are a human for the next minute.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted but unfortunately you aren't able to see me.

 

I wish for the burgers I meant.

[formel]

Nope the last god who did this was crucified and I will not repeat his mistakes.

 

 

I wish to possess the double jump ability.

[Thulas]

Granted, but I am way to hungry to bring it to you.

 

I wish for a little collar for Fiffy, meow.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, one that will be a little too tight. Watch if he passes out due to breathing.

 

I wish people stop taking photos on me.

[Thulas]

Granted, they first have to ask your Mistress for permission.

 

I wish that you appologize to Fiffy!

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, he'll get a headbutt cuddle without intention. But I said the consequences of the collar.

 

I wish people pay attention more.

[Thulas]

Granted, but now you have to appologize to me.

 

I wish to get attention.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you already get that. Unless you want attention elsewhere outside LL.

 

I wish for some meat waffles.

[Thulas]

Granted, and here is a candle so we can have a candlelight dinner.

 

I wish for some ketchup to go along the meatwaffles.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but get your own waffles. I'm hungry.

 

Actually I wish you can get a share of the waffles by sparing one of your legs.

[Thulas]

Granted, but only in your head.

 

I wish for a link that leads to a Link linking links.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, http://linkleads.com/.

 

I wish I'd have a third testicle.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it has cancer.

 

I wish to know why you wished for a third testicle in the first place.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, for the sake of having another one.

 

I wish I'd come.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you "meow'd" all over me.

 

I wish for a sake.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, for fuck's sake.

 

I wish I'd see myself wearing glasses.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the mirror hates you.

 

I wish for corruption.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, roll a warlock not a mesmer.

 

I wish warlocks to be nerfed.