Corrupt A Wish

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, but he'll ban you for doing this. Watch what you wish for.

 

I wish people won't be ninjaed by my epic presence.

[Thulas]

Granted, all your "epicness" is transfered to Marina.

 

I wish for dem eyes.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, see some of your pictures into show skyrim counterpart thread.

 

I wish for a rainbow of ganja.

[Thulas]

Granted, look under your mane. You need to shave it though.

 

I wish for a link to the Skyrim-counterpart thread.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, http://lmgtfy.com/?q=loverslab+skyrim+counterpart

 

I wish that is satisfying enough.

[Thulas]

Granted, but not granted aswell.

 

I wish that you could solve this paradoxon.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you wanted to grant it for the sake of the rules but also didn't like to do it because it wasn't satisfying enough.

 

I wish to know what's with master. He hasn't been around here lately.

[Thulas]

Granted, you know it, but for the full understanding you have to ask one of his girls.

 

I wish to be that succubus.

 

 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and behind you will have a legion of horny malformed demons looking to play with you.

 

I wish for free steaks to everyone.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but they're a year past their expiration date.

 

I wish Black Friday was cancelled all over the world.

[Aryes]

Granted, they moved it to Monday.

 

I wish there was a Portal 3.

[Thulas]

Granted, but is only available in Latin language.

 

I wish for less headless ideas...

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, imagine yourself headless while having an idea what to do.

 

I wish for schnitzels

[Thulas]

Granted, but first you need to smoke your mane.

 

I wish to thank Rasta for giving me that horde of horny demons.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, you can thank me by feeding your demons.

 

 

 

 

 

Malformed demons, as I said.

 

I wish to know what food they like.

[Thulas]

Granted, they don't eat anything, they survive by consuming the lust of the victim they rape. Which will be you, if you don't run fast enough.

 

I wish that you are fast enough to escape.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, during adrenaline I'm releasing ganja smoke around here.

 

I wish I wouldn't shatter your dreams with the image.

[Thulas]

Granted, you can't shatter anything with that anyway.

 

I wish for some milk.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, years of expiration yellow-milk.

 

I wish for a beer.

[Thulas]

Granted, but your Master already drunk it.

 

I wish for an epic battle between a lion and thousands of Draugr.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the draugr will bow down after realizing ganja smoke is unbearable even in death.

 

I wish my new army will kill all dogs.

[Thulas]

Granted, but they'd need to kill your Mistress, too, because she will protect Fiffy.

 

I wish to know if it's that what you were after in the first place.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, they won't do that given me under a tyrannical leadership, draugr fear my wrath.

 

I wish those draugr will at least take a bath.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to show them how to do that first.

 

I wish that you use your army to take over world domination. Actually no, I don't wish, I order it!

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, they'll go for pentagon first. The outcome is my army being obliterated by fighting aircrafts, tanks, grenades and bazookas. Thanks mistress !

 

I wish I wouldn't need to be sarcastic in my last sentence.